Corrupted Wish September Edition

Granted, the nagging would never end
I wish I had a duplicator machine

Granted, Your machine is stuck on mother in law mode.
I wish I was a little taller

Granted, but by a little taller it meant your feet are now a size 3 and you have a huge forehead.

I wish the daily quests would be more reasonable for the guilds since we can't justify the expense to do them.

Granted, but now some strange bug won't let you hit the claim button.
I wish endless copper mines were purchasable by something other than gems.

Granted, but now copper is rendered obsolete because bronze swords and tools have been removed from the game.
I wish whenever I posted a new trade, it automatically removed all other trades for that resource.

granted buy you can only trade with yourself and nobody else
I wish I could win the 100 gems

Granted, but winning the 100 gems and then having to give them to me because they made a mistake is sheer torture.

I wish there were other ways to gain XP without going on adventures.

Grant but the troops come to you house and want to really fight. Good luck on winning.

I wish this contest were over today.

Granted, but the system now acknowledges that settlers have a personal life and you now can only recruit 1 in 4 settlers for troops. I wish we could build catipults.

Granted. Unfortunately, the catapults need insanely rare wood and it takes two weeks to build one.

I wish it was easier to earn coins.