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Granted, However you have no general that is even close who would attack the camp you want.
I wish that our men had spouses to help them.
Granted: but now your spouses have taken control of your company,all your assets and everything you do. You are now their slave.
I wish in the game our workers had cars.
Wish Granted : Then you would end up with the Settlers going to the Tavern and ordering lots of beer, ending up in a bar fight that lead's outside, then soon raging onward until your entire Settler's Empire is in a complete riot causing raging havoc chaos! :0
Wish: I wish that the Angel on the Angel Statue would suddenly come alive and could fly around your Castle Empire protecting the settlers from the pillaging Bandits.
Granted but the cars cause smog, so you can't see your island.
I wish we could remove the stumps, so that we terra form the land to our chain needs
Granted, but now the stump free island kicks up a dust bowl which gets into all
the machinery and clogs up the lungs of the workers.
I wish we had a faster way to buff a friend's island.
Granted, but now it comparatively takes so long for your friend to buff your island that your friend doesn't even bother.
I wish trivia was held more often.
Granted, but all the questions are on subjects you have no knowledge of.
I wish I could gain experience without having to go to war.
granted but it's glitched to give negative xp
I wish I was Superman
Granted, you don't go to war, the war comes to you in your homeland.
I wish the seagulls would stop making deposits on my monuments.