Corrupted Wish September Edition

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Originally Posted by navytac

Granted, but they are banned from posting to 4chan... they can very sadly still post here.

I wish I could get into the history books.

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Your wish is my command and there you will stay forever more.
I wish for universal peace.

Your wish came true and everyone is dead.
I wish to be a little more patient.

Granted but at the end you became way moreee impatient.

I wish I had tons and tons of fish!!

Granted you have boat loads of fish but your doctor tells you that you have become deathly allergic to fish oil.
I wish that my arms could reach all of my back so I can scratch when it itches.

Granted, but your back never itches again.

I wish i had more wishes

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Originally Posted by Nomid

Granted, but your back never itches again.

I wish i had more wishes

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Granted but you forget you have them, and they never get used.

I wish my house would clean it's self.

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Originally Posted by navytac

Granted, but the game now automatically accepts all guild quests for you.

I wish my troops could get extra kills by psyching the enemy out with scary war paint.

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I just wanted to comment on how this is an amazing corrupted wish.

wish I had about 5000 gems to play with

(Re: Seikatsukira)

Granted, but the house sweeps you out with the cobwebs and dust bunnies.

I wish I could defy gravity on a whim.

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Originally Posted by navytac

(Re: Seikatsukira)

Granted, but the house sweeps you out with the cobwebs and dust bunnies.

I wish I could defy gravity on a whim.

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Granted, but Gravity backhands you every time you defy it.

I wish for a better method of releaving back pain.