Corrupted Wish September Edition

Granted but the bandits are so hard you can't defeat them.
I wish almost everything didn't cost 500 gold to upgrade to level 4.

Granted, but now it cost 600 gold.
I wish we had granite mines.

Granted, now all your mines are Granite

I wish to have elephants for the army to crush bandits

Granted, all banditscamps also include an elephantscaring mouse, autokilling elephants.

I wish all my wheatfields were gem mines.

Then all your bread would be shiny but awfully crunch and not really edible.

I wish my general didn't take so long to recover.

Granted, but he will only ride a flying wombat.

I wish my iron mines would turn into coppermines.

granted, but copper is no longer used in game

i wish i had one million g.c.

But then your pockets would be too weighted down you couldn't get to the trade area to buy anything.

I wish you could buy a rocket ship.

Granted, but that rocket ship runs on gold fuel.

I wish I could earn 10,000 gems.

Granted, but after you earn 10,000 gems a daily quest pops up and tells you to make them available then robs you.

I wish we had games within games (poker, board games etc) on our islands we could play with guild mates.