Corrupted Wish September Edition

Granted, but George Bush Jr. is the Vice Pres.

I wish I could freeze time.

your wish is my command....now you are frozen in time, while everyone else walks by looking at such a marvelous "living statue".

I wish that my thoughts will control all that ever was and will be.

Granted, but you wreck the universe every time you dream. You bring your loved ones back to life, only to kill them over and over again.

I wish "paid programming" would go away on cable tv.

Granted but now those same people come to house like the old door to door salesman again.

I wish that all our wishes could not be corrupted.

Granted. For 5.356 seconds. You now have a frog grafted to your noggin.

I wish this wish goes the opposite of the way I wish.

Granted but you don't become corrupted
I wish i said this 10 times

granted but now your tongue fell out and u can never talk again

I wish George Bush jr was president again so he can drop nukes on the arabs country then russia and england did the same thing and have a nuclear winter forever

Granted but after becoming Pres again George finds Gods and kills you instead.
I wish Settler players would read other players wishes instead of thinking of their own wishes they can't wait to air.

Granted, but they would use water and wheat resources.
I wish that licesnes for building would be unlimited.

Granted, but now the materiels cost doubles every 25 buildings.

I wish I had a connex box that could make a perfect copy of anything I lock inside it.