Corrupted Wish September Edition

Granted, though it is a pity you cannot unlock the connex box.

I wish for a key to Martellus's magical connex box.

Granted, magic stops working as soon as you open the box
I wish people would stop lying.

Granted, But then the people starve because there is not enough food in the world to go around.

I wish I had a Gem Pit

Granted, but it only has 365 gems and it's Production time is 1Day + Travel time. :D

I wish I would not need lots and lots of flour for my bakeries!

Granted. You have no need for flour because the bakeries are now making gluten free products, but you can't sell them to anyone.

I wish our guild could win a building filled with extra resources to share between guild mates.

Granted. But then someone took all the resources and ran away with it

I wish everything in the gem shop was giftable

Granted, but with not having to strive for anything your guildmates all give up playing the game due to boredom.

I wish I had fire and replace button for explorers that cannot do their jobs, and find me adventures that are worthy of paying them exorbate amounts of gc and sausage.

Granted, but your now highly skilled and highly paid explorers all decide to find new jobs as lawyers and sue you!

I wish I had a separate island just to place my castles and monuments on so they are not cluttering my Star Menu.

Granted but your island then sank into the sea from all the weight of your castles and monuments

I wish I had more time in the day to play Settlers

Granted, However time was forever stopped and you end up playing Settlers forever and ever.

I wish for world peace.