Corrupted Wish September Edition

Granted, but they got so intimate with each other they refuse to fight and you got stuck at your level

I wish i had unlimited licences

Granted. You have unlimited licenses, but there was a surge of brush and tree growth on the island so the space is limited.

I wish we could trade our old generals in for the vet gens!

Wish granted but you lose the gold you spent on the old general and the new ones have a glitch which causes them to never reach their destination.

I wish guild quests were worth doing.

Granted. In order to avoid being redundant all daily quests are guild quests with slightly less stuff and daily quests as we know them are gone.


Granted, but it takes 3 normal generals. The rules change so that troops you leave at an adventure join the other side. With only 1 general, you have to go back and forth between your home and the adventure between each fight to restock.

I wish the surviving solders would pick up the weapons of the fallen so that when 100 recruits die, I still have the 1000 swords they took into battle.

Granted, but the used weapons only deal half damage.

I wish I had the body of a Spartan soldier.

Granted, All men have male spouses, (not that there's anything wrong with that) who help them out of surplus goods.
I wish that we had more of a night life in town, besides the tavern.

Granted, your island now has an arcade in town full of the latest Dance Dance Revolution games. However, your military strength crumbles as your mighty troops turn into pencil-necked dweebs who only shop at Hot Topic.

I wish my military had an air force.

Granted. Your air force is in place, but a mysterious fog covers the islands so thick your planes are grounded indefinitely.

I wish we had seasons on our islands.

Granted, but your island falls into civil war as your settlers take sides on a critical argument: Is it wabbit season or is it duck season?

I wish everyone could find their soul mate.

Granted, however they are drunks
who spends to much time with the nobles at the "coking plant"