Granted, You now have less birthdays, but you only live for 1 year and pass on.
I wish my car can fly.
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Granted, You now have less birthdays, but you only live for 1 year and pass on.
I wish my car can fly.
Granted. Your car flew and then crashed into the side of the mountain because your wish didn't include landing.
I wish my car had a built in computer so I could play TSO on the road.
Granted, Your car has a built in computer, while playing TSO on the road you crashed into a bus full of kids going onto a field trip to Sea World.
I wish I trees grew 100 dollar bills on them.
Granted, trees grow 100 dollar bills on them, yet all the currency has moved to coins.
I wish buffs were easier to make and sold for more.
Granted, All buffs were made easier to make and use, All your buffs sold for 400 gold coins while you were asleep a thief came in and stole all your gold coins.
I wish I could walk on water.
Granted. Like the deer and wolves, you can now walk on water. However, someone sees you and calls Fox news. You are the talk of speculation and adoration from the world and you no longer have a private life. News shows are hounding you, religious organizations are stalking you, and you find no peace on earth again.
I wish we could learn to speak different languages by playing this game. I want to learn Dutch. Dag.
Granted, you learn every language but you forget english and everybody else speaks english now, so now you get to be misunderstood the rest of your slife.
I wish The military would let me re-enlist
Granted but you have to be male if you are female or female if you are male to join.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evilviper
I wish each solder only needs one sword and not 10
Granted. You are re-enlisted and immediately sent to an island where Wild Mary and the crew are running a drug smuggling operation to fund adventure terrorists like Dark High Priest and Firedancer. You try to tell the commander you know this game and can lead them to victory, but he tells you to drop and give him 20 instead. You are part of the first wave sent into battle.
I wish my island had an amphitheater for entertainment.
Granted. As a measure of gratitude for the cultural enrichment, the local community invites you onstage for a round of applause and appreciation. You become the stuff of legends when you break wind and it echoes 5 times.
I wish this game wasn't buggier than a hornets nest.