granted, but they are fat lazy and always ***** and cant and wont cook.i wish michel jackson was still alive
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granted, but they are fat lazy and always ***** and cant and wont cook.i wish michel jackson was still alive
Granted, but now all he wants to sing and dance to is polka and other kinds of oom-bop-bop music.
I wish instead of an airbag popping out of the middle of the steering wheel, a bayonet would deploy when a car hits something -- that way people will *really* pay attention to how they are driving instead of feeling all safe and complacent.
Your wish has thus been granted; but all the men are happy now, so they hardly go to work. You take a -75% production penalty.
I wish that the buildings could be rotated and placed in a fashion to design the layout better.
Your wish has been granted but your settlers cannot find the entrances of your rotated buildings and go home in frustration.
I wish that the New York Football Giants win the next 10 Super Bowls in a row.
Granted, However now the spouses want children.
I wish there were diamond caches to mine from.
granted, yet diamond mines cost 10k titanium, 10k granite, and 10k eotic wood planks yet you get 1 diamond per year.
I wish I didnt have to work today
I wish I didn't have to work today[/QUOTE]
Granted- now you get to go look for a job! Bad wish nowadays!
I wish there was a 3rd independent party that had a chance of winning to vote for.
Granted. The party for the ethical treatment of animals sweeps into power, and no one can buy a hamburger.
I wish my settlers could make brew that could be redeemed in real life at the local beer store.
Granted, but the trading ratio is 100 stacks of TSO brew for a 40 of IRL brew.
I wish Canadian geese were more mellow.
I wish Canadian geese were more mellow.
Granted- you walk out your door to find them camped on your front lawn smoking marijuana and watching the nature channel.
I wish I could borrow $500,000 at 9% interest to invest with.