i wish the brew was more less better i wish for all the others wish's to all comes true i wish all the best of luch
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i wish the brew was more less better i wish for all the others wish's to all comes true i wish all the best of luch
Granted, but you never wake up again because the miner became angry that you didn't give him enough tools and he put a sleeping potion in your brew.
I wish that my wish is granted
Granted Iwish granite prices would fall.Quote:
Originally Posted by LionCrusher
i wish i had more gems,wood and marble
Granted but the gems turned out to be rhinestones, the wood caught fire and the marbles rolled into the gutter
I wish my island was bigger and could buy more building permits :)
Granted, but now the workers get lost because your island is too big, and friary falls, so then all the buildings around it fall, and you are left with your level one mayors house and 10 stone. Good Luck.
I wish i could make recruits outta thin air.
Granted, but since you now made incredible amounts of recruits, there is no more air, and all dies.
I wish my storehouses would BAZINGA and be level 5 instantly
granted but then all your storehouses catch on fire and you lose all your resources and have to start over from the very begining
I wish for infinte wishes
Granted but all there spouses run off with the farmers, I wish that my people work faster.
Granted but they would be men..
Lololol
Granted but all the wishes will have to be the same wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeskye
I wish my settlers could be seen chilling outside the workshop if the building is turned off or without goods for production.
Granted, However you have no general that is even close who would attack the camp you want.
I wish that our men had spouses to help them.
Granted: but now your spouses have taken control of your company,all your assets and everything you do. You are now their slave.
I wish in the game our workers had cars.
Wish Granted : Then you would end up with the Settlers going to the Tavern and ordering lots of beer, ending up in a bar fight that lead's outside, then soon raging onward until your entire Settler's Empire is in a complete riot causing raging havoc chaos! :0
Wish: I wish that the Angel on the Angel Statue would suddenly come alive and could fly around your Castle Empire protecting the settlers from the pillaging Bandits.
Granted but the cars cause smog, so you can't see your island.
I wish we could remove the stumps, so that we terra form the land to our chain needs
Granted, but now the stump free island kicks up a dust bowl which gets into all
the machinery and clogs up the lungs of the workers.
I wish we had a faster way to buff a friend's island.
Granted, but now it comparatively takes so long for your friend to buff your island that your friend doesn't even bother.
I wish trivia was held more often.
Granted, but all the questions are on subjects you have no knowledge of.
I wish I could gain experience without having to go to war.
granted but it's glitched to give negative xp
I wish I was Superman
Granted, you don't go to war, the war comes to you in your homeland.
I wish the seagulls would stop making deposits on my monuments.
Granted, but you don't have any monuments anymore they were never yours to begin with.
I wish everything in my land in Settlers worked perfectly!
Your island was running smoothly but then a torrential storm came through, wiping everything out! You have to rebuild.
I wish I had more granite to level more buildings!!
Granted, but a merry band of thieves set fire to all of your forrests and stole all of your gold coins while you were trying to put them out.
I wish a gem mine randomly appeared on someone's land once a day!
Granted, but the gem mines turn out to be a cruel dev trick; It's the last building the player sees before being banned forever.
I wish the next poster all the happiness in the world.
granted but once a month it will cost 1000 gold and your men will triple their brew intake.
i wish that the military could be upgraded
Granted, However you have no general that is even close who would attack the camp you want.
I wish that our men had spouses to help them.
Granted, However now you men have headache's so bad they quit working.
I wish you could trade up to 100k in trade with others.
Granted, but a faulty mouse button causes you to wind up with 100k worth of fish.
I wish silos were on the build menu.
Granted, but its hidden under a pile of dust.
I wish I had a bulldozer. A big badass bulldozer.
Granted, but it's not calibrated, so every time you try to pick something up, it falls over forwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by joppe
I wish PvP came out next month.
It does but a computer glitch puts your island into perpetual reset and you are doomed to permanent tutorials!Quote:
Originally Posted by w192
I wish I had more time.
Your wish for more time comes true, but your computer stops working and you have to spend all your time being bored.Quote:
Originally Posted by scaree
I wish we actually had to fight an invading enemy on our island now and then.
Your wish is granted but the invading enemy carries off all your resources forcing you to rebuild from scratch every time. I wish the avatars were better looking.
Wish granted, but the new avatars are all men so it makes your name look...well, silly. (To put it a nice way, and not violate the code of conduct.)Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyBhaven
Granted!! the corrupted wives of your men lead a feminist revolution and stay in power instead of you:)
I wish I could create an iron suited man to be my general.
Granted..But then it storms and he rusts and cannot move to lead your army
I wish i could move everything on my island even trees
Granted, but when you move one of the trees your island will sink... im not telling you which one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizeagle
I wish that I could controll a small portian of weather around me.
Granted, but the portion you can't control kills you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seikatsukira
I wish i had a billion gems.
Granted, but the game store now only accepts discarded Pegasus feathers for items.
I wish you could set AFK mode in this game.
Granted, but there is a glitch in the system, and now you can't trade any more.Quote:
Originally Posted by navytac
I wish i had a million gold coins.
Granted but now those dogs wont stop taking and you end up blowing your brains out.
I wish I had 300 gem pits.