Granted, but now you have everyone bothering you to buy them gem items that you get so annoyed you blow your brains out!
I wish for 5000 gold coins
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Granted, but now you have everyone bothering you to buy them gem items that you get so annoyed you blow your brains out!
I wish for 5000 gold coins
Granted, but now there are bandits trying to steal them.
I wish for a resource generator.
Granted, However since you work 24/7 and go away to battle all the time you leave the kids fatherless.
I wish new settlers to arrive faster to give the widows of our fallen soldiers another chance.
Wish granted, but when they arrive they steal all your Stealing From the Rich adventures and run off to join Sir Robin and his merry band of men (your new settlers cannot resist a swashbuckling young man in green tights).
I wish each Recruit only required one bronze sword.
Granted, but the bronze swords do no damage against dog enemies.
I wish I had more hair on my head and less grey in it.
Granted, but now your hair permanently looks like Beavis's hair and there isn't a thing a barber will ever be able to do about it.
I wish I had a punch bowl full of nachos.
Granted, you know have jerry curls and redo the michael jackson pepsi commericial w the same results, you set ur head on fire.
I wish the new advens would come out already.
Granted, your punch bowl of nachos comes w some habenaro peepers givin u killer heartburn so u land in the infermary.
I wish you a speady recovery.
Granted, but to speed my recovery the Navy makes all food bland and barely edible so everyone eats less of it. (And now you all know the story!)
I wish Trade Tab had an "Are you kidding me?" button next to the "Send Trade Request" button so everyone could see vote/see right off the bat where all the ridiculous offers are.
Granted, but people lie and the trades are really bad and you get ripped off
I wish my friend would come online again
Granted, however ur freinds cant see or hear u so u r lost to them
i wish id stop running out of booze
Granted, but all your friends never leave and keep drinking it so you don't get any.
I wish I had a dog.
Granted, but it barks and bites people all the time. (including you)Quote:
Originally Posted by psaltery
I wish Anno Online would come out tomorrow.
Granted, but Ubisoft sees your IP logged into Settlers and Anno at the same time and gets confused thinking your are multi-accounting, bans you from both games.
I wish jogging wasn't so boring.
granted but then you became soo fat that you would no longer be able to move then you die do to a heart attack
I wish the guy above me had remembered to make a wish
granted but you didnt wish either i wish that people would do this right !Quote:
Originally Posted by BrannonLong
i wish i had unlimited wealth :)
granted but now u have all kinds of friends and relatives you can't get rid of.
I wish that players who do this posting wrong would be banned from posting until this is over
Granted, but they are banned from posting to 4chan... they can very sadly still post here.
I wish I could get into the history books.
Granted but they are lazy and need maids to help them !
I wish my coal mines could keep up with my demands
Granted, you no longer have any buildings that require coal.
I wish I had an innate understanding of human nature and a profession that would make use of that innate understanding that pays enough to support my family, allows time with my family, is enjoyable and rewarding.
A catastrophic global phenomenon has left the vast majority of humanity mentally simplistic, able to care for themselves but not much more. As one of the few untouched survivors, you find humanity simple and easy to understand, and spend your days helping to teach and care for them It is an immensely rewarding, if lonely, task.
I wish space travel was widely available.
Granted, but you quickly discover that all stars and planets and galaxies are just glued on to giant spheres rotating around the Earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gorland22
I wish my settlers had 4-wheelers to ride around on.
Granted, but the last words anyone ever heard them say was "Hey ya'll! Watch this!!"
I wish rain was beer.
granted, but the rain kills all the plants and trees and everyone suffocates.Quote:
Originally Posted by navytac
I wish i could get a general that could fly.
I wish rain was beer.
Granted- your settlers start working harder, but the work is sloppy. The bread is unedible. The swords shatter when you attack. The arrows fly crooked. Then the work cuts off. All the settlers are hung over, several are dead of alcohol poisoning. Now whenever it rains, the only settlers that do any work, and the breweries- who have double production.
I wish I could tell at a glance that I needed to send my geologist out to find ____ because I was short one or two deposits.
Granted your general can fly.
The first battle he becomes a pincushion for being an obvious target.
I wish the mines were built like the masons- so I didn't have to rebuild them every day.
Granted: now there's not enough room for that crucial barracks you need to build.
I wish my daily rewards would collect themselves.
Granted, but the game now automatically accepts all guild quests for you.
I wish my troops could get extra kills by psyching the enemy out with scary war paint.
Your wish is my command and there you will stay forever more.Quote:
Originally Posted by navytac
I wish for universal peace.
Your wish came true and everyone is dead.
I wish to be a little more patient.
Granted but at the end you became way moreee impatient.
I wish I had tons and tons of fish!!
Granted you have boat loads of fish but your doctor tells you that you have become deathly allergic to fish oil.
I wish that my arms could reach all of my back so I can scratch when it itches.
Granted, but your back never itches again.
I wish i had more wishes
Granted but you forget you have them, and they never get used.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomid
I wish my house would clean it's self.
I just wanted to comment on how this is an amazing corrupted wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by navytac
wish I had about 5000 gems to play with
(Re: Seikatsukira)
Granted, but the house sweeps you out with the cobwebs and dust bunnies.
I wish I could defy gravity on a whim.
Granted, but Gravity backhands you every time you defy it.Quote:
Originally Posted by navytac
I wish for a better method of releaving back pain.