Corrupted Wish September Edition

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Originally Posted by Seikatsukira

Granted, but Gravity backhands you every time you defy it.

I wish for a better method of releaving back pain.

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Granted, but now u cant sit upright.

I wish the weekend never ended/

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Originally Posted by Seikatsukira

Granted, but Gravity backhands you every time you defy it.

I wish for a better method of releaving back pain.

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Granted, but now you look strange indeed with your neck and shoulders attached directly to your pelvis.

I Japanese wasn't so difficult to learn.

Granted, but now you can understand all the things they are saying about you.

When my soldiers fight, I wish I could see individual battles instead of dust.

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Originally Posted by Zynnia7277

Granted, but now you can understand all the things they are saying about you.

When my soldiers fight, I wish I could see individual battles instead of dust.

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Granted, but you find out that neither your soldiers nor theirs were ever actually fighting, they were kicking up dust as a ruse and disappearing to later reappear in your provision house over and over for free bread, swords, and/or horses each time.

I wish I had my own personal hovercraft.

Granted, but since you were out hovering which took up all of your time...your dog ran away, your teenager pierced his face in ten places, and your significant other found non-hovering people to be with so you end up alone.

I wish this game had deep sea diving and caves to explore during the downtime.

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Originally Posted by Zynnia7277

Granted, but since you were out hovering which took up all of your time...your dog ran away, your teenager pierced his face in ten places, and your significant other found non-hovering people to be with so you end up alone.

I wish this game had deep sea diving and caves to explore during the downtime.

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Granted, but while exploring a cave half of your settlers got lost and never came back.

I wish people wouldn't be able to double depo anymore.

granted but occasionally you lose depos in the process from lag

I wish PVP was on remote islands

Granted, but there is no ship to bring you back home.

I wish I could build bridges for my generals to cross streams.

Granted, But you cant afford the resources to build the bridges.

I wish this was the last reply to this thread.

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Originally Posted by Anrchist

Granted, But you cant afford the resources to build the bridges.

I wish this was the last reply to this thread.

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I WISH that every time I log into the server from between 10-12 hours after the 6th day, that the "Settler Gods" wouldn't restart me to the first day!
(for the last 3 weeks!!!) CAUSING ME TO LOSE MY 45 GEM REWARD DAY!

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Originally Posted by Anrchist

Granted, But you cant afford the resources to build the bridges.

I wish this was the last reply to this thread.

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Granted but the thread was too full of posts anyway so a part 2 thread was started

I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 impala

Granted, But the rabbit has rabies and bit you.

I wish My fat workers would skinny up and produce everything 6x quicker.

Granted, But now the settlers have a short lifespan and have to be replaced 6X a week.

I once wished for a way to pick a wish...now i found myself wishing i would have picked a better wish.

'I wish I hadn't been born until the galaxy was the humans backyard."

Granted, but then aliens slaughter you and cut you into hundreds of pieces, drink your blood and cannibalize you.

I wish for, "death to the Taliban".

Granted, in September 2012 Beck releases "death to the Taliban," it is his worst album to date if you can believe that.

I wish life was simpler.

Granted, but now that it's simpler you have no technology therefore no internet to post your wish.

I wish peace everywhere

Granted, peace gives people no problems and makes life boring and theres nothing to do.

I wish to have a never ending money tree.

Granted, but for income purposes the government doesn't buy your story about having a never ending money tree and you go to prison for 20 years for tax evasion. After 20 years they finally believe you and release you, but only after they have seized the tree.

I wish someone would invent a car that runs on water.

granted but war break out between china and russia and the emp from the bombs shuts down your train while you are zooming over a river canyon, you fall in and drown.
I wish I had a trained flying dragon

Granted. You and your dragon loved each other very much, and had many fun adventures together. Your dragon was very sad indeed after it sneezed and turned you into a briquette.

I wish people will make their replies relevant to the wishes they are corrupting.

granted but everyone stoped playing the settlers online and it's really boring because you are the only one playing

I wish that won all the gems for this event

Granted, but then you become hooked on gems and have to spend hundreds of dollars to buy more.

I wish that global chat was more civilized.

Granted with a smile Just stay in trade chat.
I wish we could gain more land

Granted, but each time you posted a message in global it would cost you a gem!

I wish I had endless gold deposited into my account

Granted,there is nothing for sale in gold

I wish for unlimited resources including gems.

Granted, you realize after a month that a game without challenge, much like tic tac toe with a 5 year old you don't like, is pointless and stop playing.

I wish people could connect psychically and see that they're not alone.

Granted, though you spend the rest of your life trying to find a mental "delete history" button or "incognito" mode for your mind so people do not find out about all of your little secrets.

I wish solar technology was 100 times more efficient than it is right now.

Granted. Solar energy is so cheep, it no longer needs government subsidies. Eventually it replaces all other forms of energy production. As a result, all cars which are not electric are outdated and replaced. Heaters in homes are exclusively powered by electricity. Due to the lack of carbon in the air global warming reverses itself. Soon the world temp drops below what will support food crops and without food we all starve.

I wish we could consciously take control of our bodies processes and adjust things like metabolic rate, food absorption, memory retrieval and growth.

Granted but now in order to maintain that power you can only eat non processed food.

I wish Ron Paul for president.

Granted, but George Bush Jr. is the Vice Pres.

I wish I could freeze time.

your wish is my command....now you are frozen in time, while everyone else walks by looking at such a marvelous "living statue".

I wish that my thoughts will control all that ever was and will be.

Granted, but you wreck the universe every time you dream. You bring your loved ones back to life, only to kill them over and over again.

I wish "paid programming" would go away on cable tv.

Granted but now those same people come to house like the old door to door salesman again.

I wish that all our wishes could not be corrupted.

Granted. For 5.356 seconds. You now have a frog grafted to your noggin.

I wish this wish goes the opposite of the way I wish.

Granted but you don't become corrupted
I wish i said this 10 times

granted but now your tongue fell out and u can never talk again

I wish George Bush jr was president again so he can drop nukes on the arabs country then russia and england did the same thing and have a nuclear winter forever

Granted but after becoming Pres again George finds Gods and kills you instead.
I wish Settler players would read other players wishes instead of thinking of their own wishes they can't wait to air.

Granted, but they would use water and wheat resources.
I wish that licesnes for building would be unlimited.

Granted, but now the materiels cost doubles every 25 buildings.

I wish I had a connex box that could make a perfect copy of anything I lock inside it.