Granted, though it is a pity you cannot unlock the connex box.
I wish for a key to Martellus's magical connex box.
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Granted, though it is a pity you cannot unlock the connex box.
I wish for a key to Martellus's magical connex box.
Granted, magic stops working as soon as you open the box
I wish people would stop lying.
Granted, But then the people starve because there is not enough food in the world to go around.
I wish I had a Gem Pit
Granted, but it only has 365 gems and it's Production time is 1Day + Travel time. :D
I wish I would not need lots and lots of flour for my bakeries!
Granted. You have no need for flour because the bakeries are now making gluten free products, but you can't sell them to anyone.
I wish our guild could win a building filled with extra resources to share between guild mates.
Granted. But then someone took all the resources and ran away with it
I wish everything in the gem shop was giftable
Granted, but with not having to strive for anything your guildmates all give up playing the game due to boredom.
I wish I had fire and replace button for explorers that cannot do their jobs, and find me adventures that are worthy of paying them exorbate amounts of gc and sausage.
Granted, but your now highly skilled and highly paid explorers all decide to find new jobs as lawyers and sue you!
I wish I had a separate island just to place my castles and monuments on so they are not cluttering my Star Menu.
Granted but your island then sank into the sea from all the weight of your castles and monuments
I wish I had more time in the day to play Settlers
Granted, However time was forever stopped and you end up playing Settlers forever and ever.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, the world has ended.
I wish I had all the trader building licenses.
Granded, u are the only player.
I wish to have Wild Mary my general.
Granted, but she can only support 1 additional unit.
I wish there were more ways to get granite.
Granted, you have the prettiest tombstone in the cemetery.
I wish sleep was not necessary.
Granted, sleep isnt necessary because you are comatose... in the year 3050 they figure out how to revive you... this game is gone as is the WWW
I wish my Geologists would move faster to find new Mines
Granted! Every mine they find is filled with carbon monoxide, effectively killing off your geologists before they realize it's too late to escape.
I wish I had a loaf of bread to eat that isn't rotting, moldy, poisoned, spelled, soaked, insect/bacteria ridden, flavorless, putting off a nasty odor, or otherwise rendered inconsumable.
Granted, but it gives you the trots.
I wish for a color that has never existed in our spectrum.
Granted, you are now blind.
I wish for the wisdom to know how to use all knowledge I have.
Granted, Unfortunately you trip and hit your head causing amnesia and losing all your knowledge.
I wish for an invincible army of soldiers so I can destroy all who oppose me.
Granted, but no one ever opposes you again so they return to drinking brew and wishing for women on the island.
I wish we had female soldiers and generals.
Granted, but they got so intimate with each other they refuse to fight and you got stuck at your level
I wish i had unlimited licences
Granted. You have unlimited licenses, but there was a surge of brush and tree growth on the island so the space is limited.
I wish we could trade our old generals in for the vet gens!
Wish granted but you lose the gold you spent on the old general and the new ones have a glitch which causes them to never reach their destination.
I wish guild quests were worth doing.
Granted. In order to avoid being redundant all daily quests are guild quests with slightly less stuff and daily quests as we know them are gone.
Granted, but it takes 3 normal generals. The rules change so that troops you leave at an adventure join the other side. With only 1 general, you have to go back and forth between your home and the adventure between each fight to restock.
I wish the surviving solders would pick up the weapons of the fallen so that when 100 recruits die, I still have the 1000 swords they took into battle.
Granted, but the used weapons only deal half damage.
I wish I had the body of a Spartan soldier.
Granted, All men have male spouses, (not that there's anything wrong with that) who help them out of surplus goods.
I wish that we had more of a night life in town, besides the tavern.
Granted, your island now has an arcade in town full of the latest Dance Dance Revolution games. However, your military strength crumbles as your mighty troops turn into pencil-necked dweebs who only shop at Hot Topic.
I wish my military had an air force.
Granted. Your air force is in place, but a mysterious fog covers the islands so thick your planes are grounded indefinitely.
I wish we had seasons on our islands.
Granted, but your island falls into civil war as your settlers take sides on a critical argument: Is it wabbit season or is it duck season?
I wish everyone could find their soul mate.
Granted, however they are drunks
who spends to much time with the nobles at the "coking plant"
Granted , But now your troops and their spouses stray to other cities. Your population is at 200 until you find a way to bring them home. I wish we could build night clubs in our city.
(First of all [GIGGITY!!] thanks for playing corrupted wishes correctly Glen.)
Granted, but MrGrimm owns the night club on your island, and man oh man is it a popular spot. Your settlers raid your storehouses and sell everything for a tiny fraction of what it is worth in trade tab for gc so they can spend it at his club.
I wish my troops to sprout wings so they can swoop into combat like archangels.
Granted, but Brother Theodore mistook them for chickens, plucked them and the rest of the story is too horrible to tell.
For bringing Sons of the Veld back six times in a row, I wish, upon my explorers, eternal diarrhea.
granted u will get 3 gc thou
i wish i had a gem pit
Granted, but diarrhea strikes right when they are dropping off the latest participation certificate for SotV. To take care of their emergent "paperwork" they employ the certificates you had for Black Knights, Roaring Bull, and Victor the Vicious.... making them quite unusable of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by iEmbalm
I wish the show "Glee" never existed.
Granted, but instead they make a diffrent show that is worse than Glee
I wish my laptops charger would work
Granted. Your laptop now charges perfectly, but your screen just went blank.
I wish I had a job so I wouldn't be distracted by this game all the time.
Granted, but your job is chopping lumber all day and all night for a boss that never shows up anymore.
I wish that roads would show in the bare spots on the map, or that there was another way to make legible messages.
Granted. They gave you a gardener to take care of the lawns, but increased the number of trees by tenfold so no messages can exist.
I wish we had helpful daily quests instead of ones that rob us.