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OMG Granted!! (I have thought about that for the longest time...a soundtrack for life.) However, when you are about to get into a dangerous situation and the horror music begins to play as the event unfolds...your heart can't take the warning. Then your soundtrack switches to harp music and singing angels. Oops.
I wish I knew how to accomplish the goal of keeping my iron and copper ores from not being red in the ecov.
Granted, the secret to keeping your copper and iron ores in the green is to upgrade your mines to lvl 2 and make arrangements with friends to keep them buffed. However, now that the secret cat is out of the bag, everybody already partnered up for buff buddies while you are reading the forums and you are left out alone in the cold. You can buff your own mines, but now instead of being out of ores you are out of baskets and you only get the 6 hour buffs instead of 9. Worse, you find out you have no friends!!
I wish we could change the color of the sky once in a while. Green sky Wednesdays, or purple sky Saturdays. (And doesn't red seem appropriate for Mondays?)
Granted, but now everyone goes color blind
i wish for a bowl of soup
granted but now you have food poisoning
i wish i had gems
Granted, but like a poor man's version of Kind Midas, everything you touch turns into water -- including gems and anything you might hold to manipulate gems. You hire someone to handle your gems for you, but he just runs off with them. Also, have fun using the restroom.
I wish airlines were always on time.
Granted. However, now the fuselage is no longer enclosed. Every trip is a VERY bad hair day and you have to pick duck feathers out of your nose and ears after you depart the plane.
I wish ubisoft/bluebyte would fix all connectivity errors in the game.
Granted, but then your computer explodes and you die.
I wish i was never hungry.
Granted, but meals are never as satisfying as they were when you got hungry from time to time. Eating becomes a chore, and never one you perceive with any kind of urgency, and you slowly waste away with time.
I wish for a day I could be a doggie. It would be so simple and relaxing. All I would have to think about is "Yay! You're home!" "Treat, please!" and "SQUIRREL!!!"
Granted a never ending buffet at your house but then the food all spoils
I wish you could move your garrisons the way you can the buildings
Granted but you general is killed on a raid
I wish you could build silo's like you can a fir tree cutter
You may now build silo's willy nilly as u wish but the fir tree cutters are 400 marble and 600 coin to build
I wish tree cutters had 5 men working each one
Ok,but each guy is too lazy & fat for the job.
I wish I won the gems for this wish game.
Granted, but since you put zero originality into your wish you will get zero originality in corruption. You simply get run over by a gasoline truck and die before you can use any gems.
I wish people would wish for something besides more wishes, loose gems, gem pits, or winning this contest for gems.
Done, people will get more original on their wishes.
I wish that for my salary to increase somewhat.
Done, people will get more original on their wishes.
I wish that for my salary to increase somewhat.
Granted, but your salary increase only lets you afford some bag fries from the drive thru. Not an order of fries, just the loose ones that wind up with an order. (The good news is, those are the very best fries.)
I wish we could solve the mystery of where socks go when they enter the dryer never to be seen again.
granted, but now you have every missing sock in the world in your house and you are at the bottom of the pile of stinky socks....
I wish my generals horse would move faster...
Granted. But those spouses then become obsessed with the game and ignore their men.
I wish my internet connection would stop dropping every 30 minutes.
Granted, but now your computer intermittently decides to reboot itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askalaine
I wish I weren't so bad at blocking.
Granted, but after doing a few good blocks, you became really bad at it again. -.-
I also wish that I could be one of the 20 people who will win this event :d
Granted. Your first general always will have 100% success with blocking and will hold that block 5 times longer than all other generals. However, any additional generals you send in for the kill are very easily distracted and drop their swords to go chasing the pretty pretty birdies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesto53
I wish all the greedy grabasses that selfishly squandered their wishes wishing that they win the contest, don't.
Granted, but you will be so happy that you will accidentally spill hot coffee (or other hot beverage) in the most sensitive part of your lap!
I wish for no one to get actually hurt from playing this corrupted wish game.
Granted, now no one can have any fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by EricVonBurke
I wish I lived in a yellow submarine.
Granted, but while using the restroom on your shiny yellow submarine you confused the valves on the intricate commode system and opened two valves that should never be open at the same time. Long story short, the 800psi water pressure makes its way in and water shoots up your bunghole and it jets out your ears. You survive, but the submarine floods and is lost at sea.
I wish I knew what would win, an irresistible force or an immovable object.
Granted, but the spouses will all get together and decide the men are too insensitive to their needs and go on strike.
I wish we had other types of structures, besides production related, to build on our islands.
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Originally Posted by navytac
Granted, but now u become Heath Ledger (great man) and be found dead in ur apartment
Granted, but do to having other structures ur production takes an infinte time to produce anything and ur stuck at level one with the non-production structures
I wish to live in a different state
Granted you now live in the state of constant agony.
I wish I had one million gems
Granted but they changed the currency to coin and u r stuck with useless gems
I wish I was lvl 26 and could do an adventure!
Granted. You are now at level 26, but the adventure you are given has been hacked. You lose all of your soldiers, your bank account, and now the hacker has control of your Facebook page.
I wish my new Xbowmen would also have wings so they would resemble Cupid.
Granted, you now have a flock of cupid's w/crossbows, but they wear no armor, so their HP's are down to 1 each.
I wish there had been more single player missions in Splinter Cell: Conviction.
Granted, there are now 10 more single player missions in Splinter Cell: Conviction, yet they have to be unlocked by acheiving impossible feats.
I wish my my gem pits took 1 day to give me 40k gems instead of 1 year.
Granted. The gem pits malfunctioned and spit out all of your gems at once, but because it malfunctioned the gems are not recognized by the gem shop and you are stuck with empty pits and a sea of worthless blue gems.
I wish we had auto load from our watermills to the wells.
Granted. The autoload loads water from the water mills to the wells, yet the wells auto load water to the watermills twice as fast so now wells are a waist of resources.
I wish my gold ore was completly filled, my gold mines were completly full and all level 5, my gold bars were full and I couldnt store anymore gold coins.
Granted. Your gold will reach the highest levels in every way and you will become the richest island owner ever.....BUT people begin to steal your troops and hold them hostage for your loot. You will never have another day of peace because the people who need a loan, need a kidney, or need to just be your bestie due to your riches will be stalking you.
I wish my cart would turn into a beautiful carriage and the Queen (me) would travel near and far.
Granted, but your carriage has no wheels, so you must carry it yourself near and far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zynnia7277
I wish I had a Drink Me potion to make me smaller, and an Eat Me cake to make me big again.
Granted, but now your stuck in wonderland forever with no way out
I wish we lived in a world that has no green house gases
Granted, but the atmosphere is now as thin as the one on Mars, and Earth's natural blanket is gone. Glaciers race from the poles until they meet at the equator. The Earth is trapped under miles thick sheets of ice until the sun turns into a red giant.
I wish schools in every nation would get more funding for math and science.
Granted, but all of your fish and bread will decrease and stay at 50 each.
i wish that my men would never die.
Granted, your men never die. They do grow old, feeble, and useless however. Over time your island become overpopulated as nobody dies, but that is the least of your concerns -- the military retirement pensions cripple your economy so badly you eventually have to sell everything including your island just to break even and become a citizen of another island with nothing but the shirt on your back. You considered not paying the pensions, but wisely decided that 2000 immortal men, even if they are very old, are a force to be reckoned with if their only opponent is you.
I wish generals didn't move between territories so slowly.
Granted. Now your generals beam up to the next location, but sometimes they become particles in space to never be seen again. This creates a rift in the universe which in turn causes your army to disappear as they were under each general's command.
I wish my generals would order the troops to build bridges and walk a straight line by withholding the brew until AFTER the battles.