granted, but they are fat lazy and always ***** and cant and wont cook.i wish michel jackson was still alive
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granted, but they are fat lazy and always ***** and cant and wont cook.i wish michel jackson was still alive
Granted, but now all he wants to sing and dance to is polka and other kinds of oom-bop-bop music.
I wish instead of an airbag popping out of the middle of the steering wheel, a bayonet would deploy when a car hits something -- that way people will *really* pay attention to how they are driving instead of feeling all safe and complacent.
Your wish has thus been granted; but all the men are happy now, so they hardly go to work. You take a -75% production penalty.
I wish that the buildings could be rotated and placed in a fashion to design the layout better.
Your wish has been granted but your settlers cannot find the entrances of your rotated buildings and go home in frustration.
I wish that the New York Football Giants win the next 10 Super Bowls in a row.
Granted, However now the spouses want children.
I wish there were diamond caches to mine from.
granted, yet diamond mines cost 10k titanium, 10k granite, and 10k eotic wood planks yet you get 1 diamond per year.
I wish I didnt have to work today
I wish I didn't have to work today[/QUOTE]
Granted- now you get to go look for a job! Bad wish nowadays!
I wish there was a 3rd independent party that had a chance of winning to vote for.
Granted. The party for the ethical treatment of animals sweeps into power, and no one can buy a hamburger.
I wish my settlers could make brew that could be redeemed in real life at the local beer store.
Granted, but the trading ratio is 100 stacks of TSO brew for a 40 of IRL brew.
I wish Canadian geese were more mellow.
I wish Canadian geese were more mellow.
Granted- you walk out your door to find them camped on your front lawn smoking marijuana and watching the nature channel.
I wish I could borrow $500,000 at 9% interest to invest with.
Granted but inflation jumps to 25%Quote:
Originally Posted by Jgreelish
Wish my prunes did not have worms in them...
granted, but with the spouses you would have no time to play and all your time would be spent in Honeydoo's
I wish I could send troops to a quest site without a general to ride herd .
Granted, unfortunately, you now lose the ability to send generals. As a result, your troops just mill around on the adventure island getting slaughtered without leadership.Quote:
Originally Posted by Songtech
I wish I'd win some gems.
Granted, Your Troops march to the quest but they all get slaughtered due to they had no General telling them what to do.
I wish all trees grew 2x faster.
Granted, but now they are impossible to cut down and they take over your entire island forcing you to relocate to a different island that has no trees on it and you die due to lack of heat
I wish people would grant the wish of the person above them instead of making up their own random answers that has nothing to do with the current wish
Granted , but then you will not get a wish .
I wish we could build strip clubs and night clubs .
Granted , but then you will not get a wish .
I wish we could build strip clubs and night clubs .
Granted, but the girls at the club find you to be a creep for wishing for such a thing and you cannot yourself buy a lap dance or table dance at any price. In fact, they won't work unless you aren't even allowed in.
I wish people would wish for something different, rather than wishing for the same thing every time they post.
Granted. People will wish for something different, but you didn't say how different. Some will make wishes which have nothing to do with the game at all, but gives a rare and quite frightening look into their personal existence. TMI.
I wish my island had a resident psychic to tell me if players on the Global 1 chat are over 12 years old.
granted, but the gems would be gone before you even recieved them due to your resposibility to your growing village.
I wish that people would learn how to drive.
Granted but now you know you are the only one over the hill playing.
I wish my army was up to 600 men
granted but honeydews are bad
wish i could have more steel swords to use as i wish
What are you people talking about?! *confused look* Not one of the last three posts have anything to do with each other. Is this a test?!
I wish people would stay with the program.
Granted however after a hostile takeover the women make you work harder and do nothing.
I wish Quicker times on the early start of buildings.
Granted. All building are completed so quickly your island is covered in a few minutes. You lose interest in the game and leave.
I wish politicians told the truth.
Granted. Politicians are no longer able to lie and the people are subjected to the stammering of candidates with nothing to say.
I wish the Devs would give us a gardener for the brown spots and the stump/bush removals.
Granted, however the gardener cannot keep up with the rapidly expanding brown spots and the new stumps/bush as your kingdom turns into a desert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zynnia7277
I wish for sailing ships to explore the seas.
Granted, but you must be at least level 52 to use them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reacher12
I wish we could domesticate some of the wild wolves hiding out in the adventures.
Granted. You have once wild wolves among the settlers who feed them and shelter them. The wolves are great until the full moon or little Red Eco-Arrow comes. She is carrying a basket from Aunt Irma and hiking through the pine trees on the way to her Grandfather's (the Mayor) house and the wolves revert back to their wild ways. The basket remains, but little Red Eco-Arrow cannot reach the green.
I wish my island would turn around in circles slowly so I could see it from different views.
Granted, but because the map is constantly moving, none of your buildings can get buffed. You can't build new buildings or replant fields or wells.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zynnia7277
I wish I could switch my gender like frogs so I could see what it's like to be a woman.
Granted. You are now like an African Reed frog. The first day you had the cramps so badly you went to the hospital to beg for pain relief. The second day, you learned how fun it is to deal with bad hair day, the cramps, and having to put on make-up before you can even leave the house. The third day, you switched back to a male and decided to never talk about the experiment again.
I wish my soldiers could get more modern weapons of mass destruction like catapults and Fire arrows.
done ib will get tthem brew and they will think that... now i need a drink
Granted, yet the bandits have advanced even further and now have M240N's and .50 cals' as well as aircraft carriers and nukes, as well as a massive aireal offensive so getting your bandits over to the island is much more difficult.
I wish more players sold Gifted Golden Parrots so I could buy 10 of them tonight.
Granted, but since you didn't keep any onyx dogs on your island, your golden parrots were eaten by jade cats before you could use them. Bad kitty!
I wish for a day every time someone fired a gun with the intent to kill someone, instead of bullets a flag that says "BANG!" would pop out.
Your wish is granted. However, the first person to be attacked is you and when you pull your gun out to shoot it while protecting yourself, a flag that says "BANG" comes out and the attacker kills you.
I wish my island had room to build more water!
granted but there so busy having babies there not much help
I wish i was as rich in real life
Granted, your coinages and gold smelters burn down to the ground so completely you can start building wells on those plots right away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Katrena
I wish ducks would be more reasonable with their bread requests.
Granted, but since everyone is overflowed with joy and happines they forget about work and their duties, and soon the world's economy comes crashing down.
I wish i could stop time!
Granted ... the squirrels form a union fearing similar austerity measures and threaten to dig holes in every green lawn in protest if they do not receive tax credits for their nut stashes.
I wish none of the pop and country music stars release Christmas albums this year.
EDIT: I was too slow in replying to the last message about the ducks - someone beat me to it.