Granted but the bandits are so hard you can't defeat them.
I wish almost everything didn't cost 500 gold to upgrade to level 4.
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Granted but the bandits are so hard you can't defeat them.
I wish almost everything didn't cost 500 gold to upgrade to level 4.
Granted, but now it cost 600 gold.
I wish we had granite mines.
Granted, now all your mines are Granite
I wish to have elephants for the army to crush bandits
Granted, all banditscamps also include an elephantscaring mouse, autokilling elephants.
I wish all my wheatfields were gem mines.
Then all your bread would be shiny but awfully crunch and not really edible.
I wish my general didn't take so long to recover.
Granted, but he will only ride a flying wombat.
I wish my iron mines would turn into coppermines.
granted, but copper is no longer used in game
i wish i had one million g.c.
But then your pockets would be too weighted down you couldn't get to the trade area to buy anything.
I wish you could buy a rocket ship.
Granted, but that rocket ship runs on gold fuel.
I wish I could earn 10,000 gems.
Granted, but after you earn 10,000 gems a daily quest pops up and tells you to make them available then robs you.
I wish we had games within games (poker, board games etc) on our islands we could play with guild mates.
Granted, But your guild mates become overly competitive and begin killing one another to become the winner.
I wish we had unlimited building liscenses in the game.
Granted, but the corrupt licensing division charges you so much in bribes you have no supplies or materials to build withQuote:
Originally Posted by Keith102
I wish there was a cheaper way to upgrade buildings
Granted, but now your buildings have a 7 day upgrade time.
I wish I had a granite mason.
Granted, but now you will have to wait 3 days for the geologist to find the granite deposit.
I wish I had unlimited supply of bread.
Rejected.
I wish nothing.
Skipping the rejectedQuote:
Originally Posted by Kookie_SK
Granted, The bread begins to mold, you believing you discovered penicillin, eat up... and die of mycotoxin poison
I wish I had Friary
Granted, but your stable worker left the gate open and the horses raided the friary. Now you have no cavalry to go on adventures.
I wish we could fish in the ocean surrounding the islands and the fish would be big enough to mount on our tavern walls.
ahh granted, possibly in future.
I wish nothing.
Granted, you are now nothing. Unfortunately, this means you will never amount to anything.
I wish I could get rid of all the junk in my star menu. Just the junk, not the good stuff.
rejected, junk should stay in junk ;).
Granted but all the good stuff becomes junk .
I wish I knew what to wish for. OOps! darnit wasted another one!
Granted, unfortunately as you already know you wasted the only wish you had and the knowledge of what to wish for leaves you angry and bitter for the rest of your days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasmonicus
I wish Tasmonicus had another wish.
Granted, but you will never be able to wish again
I wish I had flying raccoons to keep my setts in line
Granted, but the raccoons all have rabies and now all the settlers are cross-eyed and foaming at the mouth.
I wish Settlers 8 was out!
as you wish, but its a one player game and only you have it, enjoy
i wish i had another island to claim
granted but the island is a complete desert with absolutely no resources on it and not even a good beach where your settlers can go on holidaysQuote:
Originally Posted by billy1975
I wish my geologists were smarter and send themselves out whenever needed
Granted. However, your geologists forget to come back.
I wish for all my resource chains to run perfectly.
Granted. But all your spouse are just borrowed from mine because they will all serve me for their entire life.
I wish I had lots of gem for this game so I can buy all things in the trade icon.
Granted. But I heard of your endless gem supply, hacked your account, and siphon off all the gems before you can use them.Quote:
Originally Posted by hazeru87
I wish my cat would stop sitting and laying on my keyboard and my mouse when I'm trying to use them!
Granted, rather then sitting on your keyboard and mouse your cat discovers the power bar you use to power your computer and finds its heat is suffecient enough, constantly turning your power off.
I wish I didn't have to work today :(
Granted, your boss calls you and informs you that your office is being downsized and you're now unemployed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelleyley
I wish I had the winning ticket for the big lotto jackpot.
Granted but everyone wins so you merely get your $1 back.
I wish there was a way to produce gems without spending real money.
Granted, but then the developers can no longer afford to keep this game free so they decide to charge a monthly fee for membership.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breedskin
I wish money grew on trees.
Granted, sadly it's all monopaly money, forgein monopaly money at that.
I wish I owned a tank.
Granted but your settlers like your tank, and they try to take it for a joy ride whenever possable, and opps how'd your new tank get into the ocean?
I wish the economy in this game was more logical, you get more gc from selling mats for steel swords, makes no sence >.<
Granted, but it's better getting them from loots or buying the swords itself...
I wish I had real gold mines in my backyard!
Granted, but you ran out of gas in the middle of the mine field.
I wish that there was soil that could be used to grow food anywhere in the world.
granted but due to the magical properties of the soil, its very rare. there's barely enough of it in the world to grow one crop anywhere you wish.
I wish i had fighter jets to take out those enemy encampments.
Granted, but your neighbors found it and cleaned it out from their side.
I wish we get a new president that wont raise the national debt 4.3 trillion dollars in a single term.
Granted, but your dreams have no effect here in the real world.
I wish i could expand my island