Granted ... space stops too.Quote:
Originally Posted by DusanM
I'm going to re-wish none of the pop and country music stars release Christmas albums this year.
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Granted ... space stops too.Quote:
Originally Posted by DusanM
I'm going to re-wish none of the pop and country music stars release Christmas albums this year.
Granted, but there is only one Christmas album released and it is by Vanilla Ice, and it is the only gift you get from your sweet and well-meaning but culturally clueless grandmother.
I wish for the next election America would elect Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson.
(Edit: Person below me, you are doing it wrong.)
I wish I had a unicorn
Granted, but they spend most of the time arguing about shoes and cat videos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Donnie56
I wish there were more cool events like the 'find the Easter eggs' and the 'soccer eurocup' events
[QUOTE=navytac;184645]Granted, but there is only one Christmas album released and it is by Vanilla Ice, and it is the only gift you get from your sweet and well-meaning but culturally clueless grandmother.
I wish for the next election America would elect Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Granted but he quickly becomes unpopular when he trys to reform the government into star formations and dwarf galaxies.
I wish I could have a president like that!
Granted but as the Senate drifts out to space the earth is caught in a black hole and we don't need a president anymore.
I wish we could play settlers in outer space!
Granted, but your assignment is to orbit Pluto for science to settle the debate once and for all about whether or not it is a planet. As it is right now, it is roughly a nine hour round trip to get signals from Pluto to Earth and back. Your gold chain, needless to say, is one hot mess.
I wish people would take heed of the wisdom and life lessons that can be learned from frogs.
Granted, but frogs still can't talk.Quote:
Originally Posted by navytac
I wish my Geologists would remember where the deposits are, saving time in looking for them.
Granted ... though they quickly forget what resource they set out to find and return discovering a complete different deposit.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZerexTheCool
I wish ... I don't know, but it has to be green.
Granted, but now green is the only color you can see
i wish the world was a cleaner place to live in
Granted, However world ends.Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeskye
I wish I had some fried chicken.
Granted. You have fried chicken, but it clogs your arteries and you have to give up fats and cholesterol laden foods. No gravy for the potatoes and no more fried anything. You are miserable going to the county fair as all things on sticks are deep fried and delish.
I wish I had not eaten fried chicken. *sigh*
Granted. You didn't eat fried chicken. Although you didn't eat it at that time, you will eat it again. You will hate it again and have that feeling all over again.
I wish for my life to stay exactly the same, along with no alternation with the consequences in the future.
Granted, but the spouses have come completely unprepared making them useless.
I wish that there were more bandit camps with easier enemies.
Granted. You encounter bandit camps with only a couple of dogs and a deserter named Joe. You become bored as there is no challenge and you start acting out in public. You rant that you and only you are the ruler of your island as the guys with the white jackets carry you away.
I wish I had a planetarium and a direct line to Curiosity.
Granted ... however you are not allowed to have any of the cake - so delicious and moist. There is science to be done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zynnia7277
I wish someone gets this reference.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donnie56
Granted but only lasts for a week until the wife has children and then they are unable to help, must take care of the children and they just drain your resources until the children are able to leave to another settlement making no contribution to your settlement
I wish for a resource multiplier where you can put a resource you have collected and pay to have it doubled or tripled
Granted, but the law of conservation of matter still applies. For every gram of resource you receive, a gram disappears elsewhere on your island at random. It is a matter of time before you lose a body part or a loved one if you keep using your multiplier.
I wish I understood and spoke R2-D2 language, while retaining the ability to understand and speak English.
Granted. Portal. No wait...that was another wish. You can speak R2-D2 and English, but due to a virus which affects robots and people who can speak English/R2-D2 exclusively....you are now caught in a oh wait....PORTAL which takes you to a new planet with only one other person for eternity.
I still wish I could max out on granite.
Granted but it's so heavy your island sinks.
I wish I was on that planet with a female of my species.
Granted, two things happen. First, your storehouses burn down so the only storage you have is your mayor's house. After that, every adventure you do gives you granite until you are maxed. Once you're maxed you never get Granite again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zynnia7277
I wish everyone could call their mom. Even the zombies.
Granted, but she doesn't like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Renaldo
Granted, but a female of your species is as hideous as you are -- just female.
I wish any person that calls a personal telephone number three times in a row but won't leave a message would be doomed to never get to see or hear the end of a movie for the rest of their lives.
(I reply to wishes when people make them. Otherwise, I go the the previous wish.)
Granted. The person who calls and won't leave a message will never see or hear the end of a movie again. You are included in this because due to a battery or connection problem you called and could not leave a message. You called back two more times which remained muted on your side only. "Hello?....Hellooo? Navy, are you there?! Helloooo?"
I wish I could have kept my post about Zombies and moms because it was so awesome!
Granted, but your post is forcibly translated into Swahili.
I wish I had all the answers to the worlds problems.
I wish I had all the answers to the worlds problems.
Granted- you know how to solve all the worlds problems-Unfortunately the weight of the knowledge is so heavy you fall to the ground and can't move or speak.
I wish I could set the geologist to search in a queue so my marble wouldn't all collapse overnight.
Granted, but your geologists become so specialized and complacent they no longer know how to find anything else.
I wish veteran generals were reasonably priced.
Granted, your marble will never collapse again, but it turns to stones overnight because you didn't use them right away
Granted, your veteran generals were so resonably priced that eveything else that you purchased became triple of the original price
I wish that zombie-vampires exsisted
Granted, now veteran generals cost just Four Italian Liras. Good luck.Quote:
Originally Posted by navytac
Granted, but the world quickly runs out of coffins as the undead goes to sleep in them every the morning and breaks out moaning every night.Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeskye
I wish I could buy a quartet of milk quarts for a quarter.
Granted, but you got so sick from the milk you had to be quarantined.
I wish those Kit Kat commercials where they are making chomping sounds at sound level 11 would never air again, EVER.
Granted, but it is now illegal to own more than half quartet of milk due to a shortage
I wish I had a Jolly Geologist
Granted, but then all the blacksmiths would wipe the smile off his face.
I wish God instantly answered our prayers.
Granted ... though everyone comes to know prayers are just like wishes, as they come with a price.Quote:
Originally Posted by SH4WNZER
I wish people would follow the thread line with their wish granting and wishing. Just saying it would be nice.
(I really hate to corrupt such a just and reasonable wish, but thems the rules.)
Granted. Everyone who cannot grasp the very simple concept are not banned from the game forever. However, you no longer have anyone to sell Dark Priest loot spots for 650gc in G2 anymore.
I wish that the magic words that lawyers come up with to get people out of a jam would be equally effective spoken by normal people.
From Geddy "I wish Ron Paul for president. "
Granted but then we all now know the truth about how this contry ran before and how corrupt our country is and we want to leave :(
I wish all my settlers lived in whitch towers instead of nobles yippie!!!
Granted, but now all your settlers become evil and drain all your resources
I wish to see a beautiful sunrise and sunset everyday
granted but now all the trees are goneQuote:
Originally Posted by darkeskye
I wish I had a huge telescope in my yard
Granted but the time spending staring at the sun makes your eyesight poor and during battle you accidentally attack your own troops who imprison you for the rest of your life for treason.Quote:
Originally Posted by darkeskye
I wish I had nothing but good fortune until the end of time!
Granted but now everyone you love and respect has bad fortune forever or until you die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yimmien
I wish all my settlers were a mix of male and female
Granted, but hermaphrodites cannot have kids and your population dwindles to nothing within a generation.
I wish George Lucas would make the last three Star Wars films and find a way for them to be as good as IV-VI.