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Granted. However, George Lucas decided the only way to outdo what he has previously done is to call in Quentin Tarantino. The movies don't resemble Star Wars, but the murders and mayhem go off the hook with killer bots. R2-D2 and C-3PO are wanted in almost every sector for brutal attacks with stolen bowcasters.
I wish I could twitch my nose and my island would be covered with lush greenery, crystal clear lakes, mountains, and snow caps.
Granted , But only for the first year , afterwords you suffer Typhoons, Tsunamis, and avalanches to the extent that your nose freezes off. By the time The Man Upstairs in finished with you , you will know that He is God and He will SMITE YOU!
I don't wish for anything.
Granted, but you have 7 years of bad luck.
I wish veteran generals could be gifted.
Granted, but bandit camps now have 250 troops in them.
I wish there were no travel times on my buildings.
Granted, but it will then produce nothing!
I wish I can get a lot of pumpkins for the upcoming Halloween event
But then they would be hen pecked and not be good men.
I wish that I could have never ending soldiers
Granted, but they only have as much health as Cavalry.
I wish I could build 8 copper mines at a time.
I wish I could build 8 copper mines at a time.
Granted- unfortunately the grade of material is poor, and recruits with bronze swords have their attack damage drop in half.
I wish I could win a new top of the line computer.
Granted, you now own the best computer ever built with blazing speed. Unfortunately it demands more power than a small City and you can't afford to turn it on....ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jgreelish
I wish for unlimited building licenses.
Granted, but there's a new specialist in your land - the Building Inspector. She is a mean stickler for detail and all of your existing buildings fail inspection. She condemns them all and takes them out of production until you upgrade each of them to code.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reacher12
My wish is that no one comes up with an adverse situation to slap on my little community of hard-working citizens.
Granted, your citizens have immunity to all adverse situations but, you (the mayor) get hit with all of them and your people start rioting because you cant handle the responsability anymore
I wish to have some pizza
granted,however, this pizza has toppings that most humans would consider distasteful, such as dog feces, garbage, and rotten vegetables.
I wish I was employed by Blue Byte.
Granted, but you become a moderator exclusively moderating global-1 with no banhammer at your disposal, 24/7 and slowly go mad, or maybe not so slowly.........
I wish........ I had 1000 gem nobles to play with and room on my island to put them there
Granted but now you have to pay a gem tax of 100 gold per gemQuote:
Granted, but you become a moderator exclusively moderating global-1 with no banhammer at your disposal, 24/7 and slowly go mad, or maybe not so slowly.........
I wish........ I had 1000 gem nobles to play with and room on my island to put them there
I wish that Hardwood trees were more abundant on my island.
Granted, but your hardwood trees have taken over the island completely and there is nowhere new to build, since the game won't let you build over stumps. Worse, the hardwood trees have choked out the pine population, and you have to trade for pwl every 3 hours just to keep your cokers running.
I wish people who hold up traffic lanes for several minutes in parking lots waiting for another vehicle to leave so they can take the spot would have their drivers licenses revoked.
Granted. Now people will drive with no license and no insurance. When one hits you there is no recourse on fixing your vehicle. Also with no one waiting on a parking spot the car in the spot trying to leave cannot get out because traffic won't stop. You must leave your car behind and walk home.
I wish people had more patience so small things would not upset them.
Granted, but with all frustration gone, people have the patience of angels, and since you wished no other things... the rest of the population remains the same. Now, getting anything done that requires more than just 1 person, the formerly stable people are frustrated beyond belief... the angry people Irate, road rage runs rampant as does most of the other crimes that anger plays a part in...
I wish my daughter would realize the self destructive path she is on and starts to behave more responsibly!
Look into Motivational Interviewing, It's a counseling technique where you explore a person's values and compare them to current behavior. It also looks at the end of the road for behavior. Counseling might be the best way to reach her. A good book is "An Addict in the Family" it helped me a bunch.Quote:
Originally Posted by illusion4life
But since I have the ability to make things happen magically. Granted. Your daughter looks around and stops doing anything self destructive. She refuses to eat fast food because of health concerns. She stops eating processes sugar, flour, and meats. The only things she will eat are non-processed organic foods. She won't ride in a motorized vehicle due to emissions. TV is also shunned. She develops many annoying habits which she pushes on to the rest of the family. Steak night is replace by Tofu. Cars by bikes and so on.
I wish I was a better person
Granted, you become a better person. You realize that the friends and loved ones you thought had your back when it came to support are actually petty and jealous where it concerns your improvement. Being a better person, you do not hold this against them of course, but at the same time you feel less connected to them and are now much lonelier than you ever have been.
I wish every single joke I ever tell from here on out is a massive hit with anyone I tell them to.
Granted, you tell them a really good joke that they die of laughter and you are the last person on earth and, being the last person on earth you start going stir crazy you start talking to yourself with noone to help you
I wish that walmart and all other monkey-related companys collapsed under their own greed and power
granted, but you will spend your days in miserable matrimony. i wish for endless gems
Granted but "Mo' money, mo' problems"Quote:
Originally Posted by LINEN95
I wish there weren't over 80 pages of people to contend with on winning some free gems.
Granted, but now you owe each of us 10 gold for dropping out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesto53
I wish I could buy off the bandit leaders for loaves of bread.
Granted. You can buy off bandit leaders with loaves of bread, but your own soldiers will turn against you because they think you are breaking bread with the enemy. There will be a great uprising on your island in order to oust you. You end up with a few scraps of fir wood and a couple of nags to ride into the sunset.
I wish the competition over a few gems would suddenly turn into a major gold event and the winner (me) given 1,000,000 gold coins.
Well ok granted but gold is worthless now and everything is purchased with coalQuote:
Originally Posted by Zynnia7277
I wish I had an army to whip my builders into shape and make things faster
Granted, but you also get blood, frogs, lice, flies, pestilence, boils, hail, insects, darkness, and the death of all your firstborn until some dude decides to split the ocean and all your settlers decide to split town.
I wish to know what caused the Big Bang.
Granted. You have been given the answer to the cause of the Big Bang. It is no longer just a theory as you provide the world with proof. You are the now on the cover of Time, given a Nobel Prize, and your face is splashed across every newspaper around the world. You are eventually driven mad by your knowledge and the expectation to solve every scientific problem given to you.
I wish our avatars could walk about on our islands and interact with the settlers. (I wish we also got a wardrobe to choose from for our clothing.)
????? granted but the settles will have nothing to do with u after u have been controlling them all this time and they rip all ur new clothes to shreadsQuote:
Originally Posted by Zynnia7277
I wish we could see the battles
Granted, but you will likely get killed in the battle.
I wish my generals would charge the enemy camp, not ride up at walking speed.
Granted, but they move so fast they fail to see the traps laid out and your troops are wasted with little effect....except the bandits laughing as they loot your troops corpses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skedoodle
I wish that my troops would gain experience as they fight and survive battles to become battle hardened and better fighters.
I wish that my troops would gain experience as they fight and survive battles to become battle hardened and better fighters.[/QUOTE]
Granted, then then demand a pay raise, and every veteran unit requires 1 gold coin a day to keep, or they desert and raise their own bandit camp.
I wish the conversion rates made more sense. 1 iron sword uses 2 pieces of iron ore, and 20 pieces of coal...wait, what?
Granted, then then demand a pay raise, and every veteran unit requires 1 gold coin a day to keep, or they desert and raise their own bandit camp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jgreelish
I wish the conversion rates made more sense. 1 iron sword uses 2 pieces of iron ore, and 20 pieces of coal...wait, what?[/QUOTE]
Granted. Then, you would find it boring since there is nothing different to the real world.
I wish I could find female settlers on my island.
Granted, there ARE female settlers on your island. You just can't tell them from the males. Now that they know you don't know, they're going to be pissed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackros3
I wish we had more than two major political parties in the United States.
Granted, libertarian Gary Johnson wins the upcoming election and our nation works its way out of debt and social infrastructure crumbles and we return to the constitution of a once great nation buuuut then we have world war 3.
I wish side effects for prescription medications were less harmful IE: itchiness in the middle of the back where its very hard to reach and the belief that everything tastes like chicken.
Granted, medications no longer have unwanted side effects, but now everyone believes that everything tastes like burnt hair...... I wish that I had a watch that could allow me to control time.
granted but you change history so that you are never born
i wish for $3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 all of it is real and i never spend it and it cant be stolen burnt or destroyed in any way
Granted, but as you wished, you never spent it. You died never having benefited from so much wealth.
I wish butterflies weren't such jerks.
Granted, butterflies are no longer jerks but now you have to deal with the snakes
i wish i knew what to wish for
Granted, but now that you know what to wish for, you realize you already blew the one wish you had.
Since I now suddenly have to deal with them, I wish snakes had a better sensssssssse of humor.