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Granted. Snakes have a great senssssssssse of humor. All of their practical jokes such as hiding in the toilet to surprise people or crawling inside boots are now all aimed at you. And the snakes laugh and laugh when you scream.
I wish the butchers used the meat we have in storage. My storage has plenty of meat, but then I always run out of sausage.
Granted,Whats for dinner.I wish my mouse had no tail.
need gems
Granted, but they have no arms so they can only give moral support.
I wish I had more building licenses.
Granted, but people are freaked out that you are getting wishes granted magically. You cannot trade with anyone, because you are a pariah of your community. Holidays are awkward, birthdays are depressing.
I wish weeks had two days like Saturday in it, because let's face it, Sundays are kind of a waste.
Granted, but you would also have two Monday's
I wish I had a tree that grew gems
Granted, but it is too difficult to find them all for harvesting purposes after they fall to the ground. It is like a claymore mine going off everytime you cut your grass, the sides of your house and car look like swiss cheese.
I wish you could bottle the heat from excessively hot days to be used on really cold days, and vice-versa.
Granted. Now the heat will sit in the bottles until the middle of winter and when you open them...the heat not only warms the area, but creates waves of relentless dripping from the snow. This in turn creates a disturbance at the base of the mountain which leads to the worst avalanche of all times. A regular "snow tsunami". Do you really want me to tell you about the ice bottles?!
I wish maintenance happened quickly instead of taking hours. Zip, zap, and zee work izzz done!
your request has been granted...however the result of this has eliminated the seasonal pattern of the planet, causing the planet to cease to rotate thereby freezing the backside and turning the other to fiery wasteland where no life could exist...
i wish the people of this country would ALL stand up and demand the truth and put a stop to our freedoms and rights being taken away in the name of national security
Granted. They stood up, demanded their rights, but also guaranteed the terrorists living among us their rights and freedom. A double edged sword swings both ways.
I wish my soldiers had kevlar vests and other things to sustain attacks if we get the gold coin to supply them.
Granted. But even with the new kevlar vest the Soldiers can not go out in the sun since they are Vampires...
i wish the prices of gas and food was as they were in the 1940's.....
Granted, but because it's the early 1940's, the annual average income is as it was durring the Great Depression, and poverty makes it so that we all barely get by.
I wish I owned a Gold Smelting plant in real life.
Grabted but due to an acident you are sued and you lose everything
i wish i was llama
Granted, but you are a llama in Singapore, where spitting is strictly forbidden and very harshly enforced. As a llama, this severely cramps your style!Quote:
Originally Posted by evfarden
I wish I could be an Eskimo to see what that's like, but just for one week.
Done, but the spells make you an Eskimo for life...
I wish i could sing and make music for life.
I wish the gems had a higher value.
Granted, Kicker, but unfortunately the only song you can remember is Barney's "I love you, you love me..." and you sing it over, and over, and over...
I wish Kicker would stop singing this dang song!!!
Granted but now kicker only can remember "It's a small world after all" and Disney sues for unauthorized recording.
I wish I was retired and wealthy.
Granted but your partner spends all of your retirement fund on shoes so you have to go back to working for the rest of your life.
I wish I was a dolphin.
Granted, but you get your nose caught in one of those plastic beer holder together thingy's which temporarily blinds you, so you swim into an oncoming cruise ship. Ironically, the beer thingy was one that you yourself threw into the ocean in 1978!
I wish I didn't talk so much...
Granted, but you still have a lot to say and cannot help yourself from expressing it. Instead of speaking you use a combination of tap-dancing morse code while simultaneously doing maritime semaphore.
I wish I could catch roadrunners.
Granted, But when they left on sea voyages they would separate indeed.
I wish To have a place to work to attain goals that are new.
Ok, I have to pause this game for a second and ask: Valindor, what on God's green earth are you talking about with that first line??Quote:
Originally Posted by Valindor
Granted, you now work for walmartQuote:
Originally Posted by Valindor
I wish it was winter
Granted, but you never get any snow -- just 3 months of continuous ice storms. You never have any electricity and it is so slick outside you cannot hardly walk anywhere let alone drive anywhere. You lose your job and cannot find another one since you cannot go anywhere or use the internet. But hey! The 2 inch layers of ice on everything sure is pretty!
I wish HBO no longer featured 40 hours of "Real Time with Bill Maher" per week, and went back to showing movies instead.
granted. Now you have babies...everywhere
Granted! but all HBO plays are movies featuring Bill Maher , with RELIGULOUS and D.C. Cab twice daily.
I wish I could time travel ahead 50 years and then come back to today unharmed.
granted but someone goes into the past with you new time machine and you are never born
i wish i had machine to do all of the work i do for me without any error and it is indistructable and will never turn against me or my family nor will any other robots turn against me or anyone else ever
Granted, but it requires 1.21 Gigawatts (Great Scott!) of power and you don't know when lighting will strike next. It would not matter anyways, as it would only power your machine for a split second. You have the world's most efficient and sophisticated paperweight.
I wish sunlight was strictly good for everyone, instead of being a mix of healthy and harmful.
Granted, everyone gets plenty of sunlight that does not have harmful effects but, now the sun comes closer and we all die from heat exsanguination
I wish i knew what the last thoughts people have right at the moment of their death
Granted. However, you are no longer here since the only way to find out is to be one of the people at that moment. Hope it was worth the cost.
I wish I could do the Halloween event with a mask on my avatar and a spooky background.
granted but your mask is hello kitty and all your leave because they are scared of back ground
i wish i was king of the world
Granted, but you wind up freezing to death in the middle of the ocean. You die with the knowledge that if only the gal you have been chasing after the last two days was a little less plump, you could have gotten onto the floating wardrobe too without sinking it and therefore lived.
I wish we could breathe underwater.
Granted. While you look like Aquaman, you soon find walking on the bottom of the ocean is not romantic at all when mucus streams are the reality.
I wish my new keyboard was easier to use even if it is waterproof.
Granted, your keyboard is so easy to use your fingers FLY across the keyboard! Sadly, your fingers can move with such speed and efficiency that your brain cannot keep up and when you type it looks like sadfjaskldfja;slf udfhgierhg i;ejhvlodg8xg. While people certainly like you better this way, nobody can understand what you are typing. Your doctoral thesis doesn't pan out so well.
I wish stop signs would quit eyeballing me with suspicion.
Granted. No more will stop signs ogle you and anticipate you coming to a rolling stop. But the cameras installed in every pole holding the stop signs will continue to stare you down and make you feel like you are already guilty.
I wish I had a convertible again and could go out without my top up on beautiful days.
Granted, but it is unusually buggy whenever you take your car out. Your friends are too polite (or chicken) to say anything to your face, but secretly they cackle and giggle about you behind your back, saying all the still live insects in your windblown hair make you look like some sort of modern-day Medusa.
I wish people would stop arguing about whether or not it is ok to use a knife to split "fork-split" english muffins.
Granted. Now all english muffins will come with instructions. If the instructions are not followed to the letter...the english muffins will explode all over the kitchen. (Wonder if I can use those to my advantage for "tricks" on Hallween?!)
I wish I could eat poached eggs over english muffins with hollandaise sauce.
Granted, but while you are eating your poached eggs a kid at the carnival hits the target with a baseball and you fall into the tank of english muffins and hollandaise sauce.
I wish, when catching one with your face, softballs were actually soft.
Granted. Now the game has taken a drastic turn. No more pop flies and line drives. No more catcher, second baseman, or outfielders. The balls are made of marshmallows and the bats are roasting sticks. You do not catch them in a glove, you skewer them on your stick. The ticket to first base is when you light your softball on fire at home plate and make it to first with it still lit. First baseman can blow it out or stomp it out (which is still an out for the team). A homerun consists of graham crackers and chocolate wrapped around the ball. It is presented to the Ump waiting at home. After I eat it...I mean after the Ump eats it...it will be determined to be a point or not depending on the quality and the temperature. (Cold softballs mean no score and automatic out.)
I wish I had some S'mores.