Corrupted Wish September Edition

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Originally Posted by ICME

Granted, but your dreams have no effect here in the real world.

I wish i could expand my island

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Granted. It's a now a much larger island containing a massive circular section in which there is a pre-existing gem pit completely enclosed by mountains. You cannot get any settler into the sector in order to claim it. Should have wished for a hot air balloon too.

I wish for the wish i responded to, along with a hot air balloon.. that is indestructable (i.e. won't tear, break apart if an archer accidentally shoots it, etc.), with a basket sufficient to carry settlers and supplies, that can successfully navigate over the mountains and land in a suitable location near the gem pit while carrying a settler who can construct a storage house in order to claim the sector AND a piña colada to enjoy whilst my newly claimed gems are being harvested.

granted, but the women would eventually gain the knowledge which the men have, and kill them off.

I wish that you could use extra bread in order to recruit military personnel.

Granted, now yor men have spouses.
I wish I had 10,000 gold coins in real life.

Granted, However the spouses become enraged after mating and slaughter your men. Your population dwindles...

I wish for world peace.

Peace was reached for 5 minutes than jalousy came back and neighbour began to steal and murder each other

i wish i could have a komodo dragon and devilish powers

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Originally Posted by Dragonspear

Peace was reached for 5 minutes than jalousy came back and neighbour began to steal and murder each other

i wish i could have a komodo dragon and devilish powers

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granted, but the komodo dragon ate you and became a devilishly powered up komodo dragon
I wish i could send my clone to work and stay at home and catch up on video games released this year

Granted, unfortunately your clone had a congenital defect that you do not have and died.

I wish I had several hardened generals at my command.

Granted, all your generals fight each other until they are softened generals.
I wish I could upgrade my normal generals to veteran generals.

Rejected you can't handle power.

I wish this wish gets rejected.

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Originally Posted by Jerok

Granted, unfortunately your clone had a congenital defect that you do not have and died.

I wish I had several hardened generals at my command.

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Granted, but they all fight to the death in a mortal combat and destroy your town in the process
I wish my mom, my dad, and my dog weren't dead

Rejected. You don't need those.

I wish i had a llama

sure you got a llama but it constantly spits all over you.
i wish for an end to the war.

granted, but not everyone disagrees to the terms, and so you make new enemies who plot scheme.
I wish i looked as healthy in real life as i do in video games.

Granted, but your settings got mixed up so you look like a health 80 year old NPC that has a bad back and keep referring to adventures of days gone by.

I wish I had the ability to survive in space.

Granted, but you stink so bad its the only place left for you to go to get away from everyone

I wish I were rich

Granted, but before long the spouse make men wear dress into battle.
I wish i lived next door to a Friary

Your wish is granted but unfortunately the Friars make only non-alcoholic blackberry brew!!! :(

I wish I had a REAL wish in the REAL world!! :)

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Originally Posted by Erin_Alyssa

Your wish is granted but unfortunately the Friars make only non-alcoholic blackberry brew!!! :(

I wish I had a REAL wish in the REAL world!! :)

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Granted... Till you wake up and realize that you are a figment of someone else's imagination.....

I wish that I could reach through my computer screen and smack stupid people that desperately need it!!

In a virtually REAL world you may have your VIRTUALLY REALLY wish.


I wish the post would end.

Granted, but then you have nothing left to read, you're bored and you change your mind.

I wish I would be happy all the times, no matter what happen.

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Originally Posted by Marcelle

Granted, but then you have nothing left to read, you're bored and you change your mind.

I wish I would be happy all the times, no matter what happen.

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Granted, But you always have your head tilted sideways :)

I wish for a fast forward button in TSO

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Originally Posted by Marcelle

Granted, but then you have nothing left to read, you're bored and you change your mind.

I wish I would be happy all the times, no matter what happen.

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Granted, but now your walk thru life with your head tilted sideways : )

i wish for a fast forward button in TSO

Granted, however now your generals are jealous and killing all of your own settlers and asking his donkey "Who's your daddy?!"
I wish the generals moved faster.

Granted,However the spouses turn out to be the enemy .

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Originally Posted by RazenheII

Granted, however now your generals are jealous and killing all of your own settlers and asking his donkey "Who's your daddy?!"
I wish the generals moved faster.

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Granted, but now all enemy camps are twice as far away.

I wish that any time someone uses the word sheeple they would be transformed into a sheep.

Granted, however spouses are expensive...
I wish I had a Gem Pit

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Originally Posted by LimpALot

Granted, however spouses are expensive...
I wish I had a Gem Pit

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Granted, but your settlers get stuck in the gem pit, unable to bring back any gems because the pit was too deep.

I wish my TSO island was awesome enough for more settlers to come to my city without charging me bread.

Granted, now people that need a home and need bread come to your city and make ghettos. It makes it awesome in the cense of 'Most populated, all for "The City Dream" if you kinda of get it.

I wish my meal plan IRL was sufficient for the week.

From Bloxz:
Granted, but your settlers get stuck in the gem pit, unable to bring back any gems because the pit was too deep.

I wish my TSO island was awesome enough for more settlers to come to my city without charging me bread.

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Granted, but instead of bread, they want pork served with brew from a friary.

I wish that my General had 1000 hitpoints instead of just one.

Granted, but instead of 200 units, your General only commands 50.

I wish i had an army big enough to deal with the rest of the medium and all the hard bandit camps on my land.

Granted, but no settlers exist to man your production houses.

I wish the new trade system gave gems as reward for successful trades.

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Originally Posted by Knight_Conquerer

From Bloxz:
Granted, but your settlers get stuck in the gem pit, unable to bring back any gems because the pit was too deep.

I wish my TSO island was awesome enough for more settlers to come to my city without charging me bread.

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Granted, but instead of bread, they want pork served with brew from a friary.

I wish that my General had 1000 hitpoints instead of just one.

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Granted, however your General is now scared of everything, always runs away, and will not lead your troops in battle.

I wish I would get a crisp, clean $20 bill that was free of germs, would never give me a paper cut, is not counterfiet, never used or touched by anyone else but me, and was legal currency that I could use to buy whatever I needed tomorrow.

granted, but there is a 60 day wait period on receiving the goods purchased.

i wish the bb's actually took our concerns and suggestions more seriously than directing us to some useless page to write our ideas on.

Granted. But they must have all changes approved by a majority vote from the player of this game.
I wish my general had a jet plane!

Granted and the women double the output, but your men get lazy and triple their intake. You get less overall production.
I wish I had a faster computer

Granted, however you need to build more residences to fill the population. You got more people to feed.
I wish we can give some free gifts to each other, such as gems, resources, items, etc.

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Originally Posted by Donnie56

Granted, However you have no general that is even close who would attack the camp you want.
I wish that our men had spouses to help them.

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Granted. However, some of their spouses turned out to be spies and all your armies' secrets were stolen.
I wish I could get whatever resources I wanted, perfectly clean and perfectly cut, with no diseases or wait time.

Granted, but your free gifts cost 1000 coin each

I wish I had a buff that reduced production time

Granted, but buffs that reduced production time cost 45 gems

I wish it did not cost to move buildings

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Originally Posted by vwez

Granted..... but you have to get 3 jobs in the real word because of inflation and to pay for the internet you can nolonger use.

I wish I had the ability to absorb all energy directed at me and release it in any direction and shape I want.

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Granted but you accidentally use some of your own energy each time and then die of tiredness.
I wish I had a thousand wishes that can't be corrupted.