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Granted, but then your computer gets stolen along with all your moneyQuote:
Originally Posted by Kryptyc
I wish I could get all the resorces I want for free, withot diseases, wait time, or bugs and stuff like that, perfectly clean and cut and no nasty side effects.
Granted, but by mistake your first wish is that you will never wish again!Quote:
Originally Posted by LukeGarner
I wish that I could cash out my gold for paypal $$'s
Granted but you cant use any of the resources.Quote:
Originally Posted by LukeGarner
I wish that you would come up with a better wish.
Granted, but the gems attract bandits and you lose everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron_El
I wish you had artillery for your troops.
Granted, but the side effect is bad for you, not me. didn't I tell you that there would be no side effects?Quote:
Originally Posted by Seikatsukira
I wish that I could get 10000000000000000000 million useable, authentic gems for free and without losing them.
Granted, but then they would get involved in women's rights, demand equal pay, take maternity leave, and talk the men into demanding better buffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Donnie56
I wish my General's horse was faster!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grabby
Granted, but it ran off, and now he has to walk.
I wish that my general would find an elephant to ride into battle!
Granted, but he would be easily defeated by the numerous field mice roaming the land.
I wish my archers had flaming arrows that never missed and could kill with a single shot.
Granted, but now your horse is so fast - when he took off galloping - he was never to be seen again!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Grabby
I wish we could rent Veteran Generals from the Gem Shop for a day!! :cool:
granted but unfortunately one archer was careless with his arrow and set the bowmakers shop on fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by roughinit2
i wish for acefook's wish to come true
granted but acefooks general landed on your island and killed all of your people.
I wish I had a Verticoli hair brush. Not just a brush, but a Verticoli. Handmade in Italy. They carve it out of illegal whalebone.
Granted but tomorrow you will be found and arrested.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirtiest_Hobo
I wish i will be able to load the game within the next hour before i go to sleep, instead of it freezing at the left side of the settler's huge belt buckle like it has been doing ALL day. if that is not granted, then i wish BB would keep my login streak going for me and rebuild my farms & wells.
i wish people would grow a half of a brain about pvp and stop asking when it starts
Granted, but they are 1/2 a world away.
I wish i had a secret cheat code that would grant me all the marble i need in the game.
Granted, but all your buildings are already upgraded and there is no one interested in marble trades on the market.
I wish i had money to buy a house.
"Granted, but all your buildings are already upgraded and there is no one interested in marble trades on the market.
I wish i had money to buy a house."
Granted, but now you don't have money to pay for the insurance or the taxes for the house.
I wish my gold mines never depleted.
Granted but every time your goldmine produces ore, 1 of your troops die. *Evil grin*
I wish I could reserrect dead troops! OMG!
Granted, but all the resurrected troops think that you are the enemy and attack you.
I wish that there was an exotic wood cutter
Granted, but the exotic wood cutters are heavy drinkers and you soon run out of brew and ruin your economy.Quote:
Originally Posted by green135
I wish every day i logged in i got free gems.
I granted that wish, but you went and spent the gems on frivolous things like immediately upgrading your water wells and now you have no gems left.
I wish I had an endless supply of Gold coins
Granted, but so does everyone else. Due to inflation, gold is now worthless.
I wish I weren't dead.
Granted, but you live where everyone is DEAD
I wish i had unlimited gems pits
granted - but the gem shop is closed till 2146
i wish i had more adventures to choose from
Granted, you now have 2000 sons of veld, and your barracks is reset to level 1 with no option of levling it further. Enjoy.
I wish farmers would maintain the wheatfields themselves.
Granted, but now your farmers are on strike forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Golarga
I wish tools were no longer needed
Wish Granted, and now everything takes gold only to pay for.
I wish I had a building that gave a settler a minute.
Granted, but now buildings lasts only for 30 seconds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ursuper
I wish gold was free.
Granted but now everything cost gems instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chokra
Wish veteran generals was giftable.
I wish to have an army to defeat all bandits....
Granted, but they are too lazy to go on a mission
I wish i get my resources 5x faster
Done, now all buildings cost x20.
I wish 250 generals were giftable.
Granted, but you are now limited to buying ONE 250 General, so if you gift one, you can't HAVE one.
I wish we had a coffee chain to grow/produce coffee
Granted but all your soldier become addicted to coffee and refuse to fightQuote:
Originally Posted by MJ_Dyheli
I wish we had boats to sail to new islands
Granted but the wind would blow away all the ships
I wish we could control the wind
Granted, you now have control over the wind, but lose control over yourself.
I wish the gold mines started with 1000 gold ore.
Granted, but now your recruits cost 5gc apiece at the barracks plus all the other cost to recruit.
I wish there was PvP in Settlers Online!
100 whole gem! OMG are you serious?
retail value of 100 gems is $1.00
Let me repeat that you might win $1.00 worth of gems. Retail!
I wish there was PvP in Settlers Online!Granted, but you'll have to wait for Hell to freeze over
I wish I could get to level 55
Granted but now your account has been accidently deleted.
I wish the game moved faster.
granted but now it goes so fast you dont have time to keep up and your settlement runs into the ground.
i wish to be one of the 20 people who wins this event.