Granted but you are forced to gift them to a friend.
I wish Borderlands 2 was out already!
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Granted but you are forced to gift them to a friend.
I wish Borderlands 2 was out already!
Granted but due to the fact that your settlers have not developed electricity yet and can not play the highly anticipated game, they revolt and over through you. When this happens you end up stranded on a desert island and never hearing about Borderlands 3.
I wish there was whale oil production.
Granted but to catch the whales u need big ships, ship yards
I wish i will win 100 gems
Granted but it comes with 100 naked hobos named Jim.
I wish coal wasn't more valuable than gold
Granted, but now both coal and gold are worth less than water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lectos
I wish my wish did not come true
Granted, but the really hot genie that was going to give you your wish now lives with me...Quote:
Originally Posted by yBloodshot
I wish i won the Lotto
Granted, but due to the nature of your wish the only way to fulfill it is that you vanish from all existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by yBloodshot
I wish that there was an easier way to get gems with out money.
Granted, explorer found unlimited gems in treasure chest, unfortuately gems are now worthless
I wish I had soldiers that did not die...
Granted, unfortunately the reason they never die is they are all cowards, and flee from every fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by jadkins
I wish that beauty queens would stop wishing for world peace
Granted, However then the men found out they were out worked by the ladies.
I wish all mines were endless
Granted, unfortunately your storage is capped at 100 and the mines tend to just sit around doing nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by HairNoMore
I wish I had some beer.
not a clue lol
Granted, but the beer reversed and turned into water
I wish for an icecream!(soon granted by myself)
Granted, but all that's left is old cough syrup flavor.
I wish I had an Ironman suit.
I'll give you the said 'ice cream' but to keep it from melting you will be transported to Antarctica. I hope you brought your snow jacket :)
I wish I had a rare 21ct. pink diamond.
Granted, but you are turned into a stone statue with the diamond as your eye.
I wish I had a dozen silos and a dozen watermills
Granted, but they are all empty
I wish I had a never ending rainbow of skittles
granted, and the world is buried in skittles!
i wish i had a shovel to dig my way out of all these skittles
Granted, but the shovel is made of plutonium.
I wish I had a never ending fountain of chocolate milk!
Granted but you become lactose intolerant.
I wish I my explorer found adventures more often.
granted, but they are all sons of veldt.
i wish weekly maintenance wasn't so long, who can go that long w/out tso?!
Granted, but it becomes a daily maintenance instead.
I wish my explorers would return with more *good* adventures.
Granted but your explorers lose 1 limb each time, making them useless after 4 searches.
I wish we could speed up game time
Granted, unfortunately the rapid increase of time in game tears a rift in the space/time continuum that pulls you into a parallel universe that never developed the Internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by MedusasChild
I wish that my wish wouldn't keep getting corrupted.
Granted, instead it duplicates to the extent that there is no room in the world for the proceeds of your wishes.
I wish I could play TSO on my Iphone.
granted but TSO would take all you resouces in return!!!
i wish that unicorns were real
Granted, but unfortunately they are carnivorous and love the taste of human flesh and they make you their first meal.Quote:
Originally Posted by FACECAKE
I wish I had a baconator.
I wish I had a baconator
Granted; but it was under cooked and now you have salmonella
I wish there were more coalmines.
granted but now theres less gold mines
i wish we had boats to help transfer troops to advents
Granted! Except that they decide to become pirates, leave your service and attack your gold supplies.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirgooglie
I wish that Ice Cream had bones.
Granted but the boats were built by drunken carpenters and aren't sea-woorthy. They all sunk, taking your army with them.
I wish I had 1000 noble residences.
I will try to get us back in sync.
>I wish that Ice Cream had bones.
Granted, but you very best friend choked on a bone and died.
>I wish I had 1000 noble residences.
Granted, but the there was no room on the island for all the people and they all starved. The residences crumble from lack of maintenance.
I wish love was easy and uncomplicated.
Granted, love easy and uncomplicated, unfortunately you realize that it is only with yourself and that is very lonely.
I wish I could move my provision houses!!!!
Wish granted but you only get 50 gems from it because others have been raiding it.
I wish I had max noble deeds.
Wish granted but they all ran away and left you with nothing.
I wish that your runaway nobels run to me.
Wish granted but it got moved to the middle of the sea and you can't access it.
I wish you would wish I win.
Granted But your win is at a game of checkers since you did not specify........I wish My mines produced 10 fold what they do now.Quote:
Originally Posted by SillyGirl
wish granted but the Sahara Desert was flooded and is now under water.Quote:
Originally Posted by KrazyKender
I wish I had endless wishes that all come true.
Wish granted but they all got pissed at you working them to death and moved to my kingdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meretoria
I wish I win this game.
Wish granted but this "game" is just a prank and there are no winners.Quote:
Originally Posted by SillyGirl
I wish I had a pony named Thomas who played rummy and darts and loved musicals sung by monkeys from the Congo.