I wish we had lots of good friends in game :D
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I wish we had lots of good friends in game :D
granted, but the only problem with this is it was REAL, not Thomas but YOU! You brought AIDS home and gave it to your wife/partner/friend. Be careful what you ask for it just might come true!
I wish for the end, to start a new beginning of life ....
PS: ****VIP****My post was in answer to Jason0627... as I posted deLh posted that before me some how.
Granted, but Humanity now has no technology and because of new environments due to climate changes it is only possible to live at least 500ft. underground.
I wish that Dawnguard will come out for ps3
Granted, but your ps3 is now out of commission due to it randomly exploding.
I wish I could gain experience faster in game...
Granted but your real life experience grows 100 times slower.
I wish that dogs could speak.
Granted HOWEVER, all they do is complain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guapo
I wish I had a guild deed.
Granted, but then they would cheat and then who would help them.
I wish that I had gold mines in my front yard. :)
Granted, However they got depleted and collapsed with your house.
I wish our men could have horses to ride and help them.
Play seven days in a row to get a gem pit or by some gems
Granted, but it's a temporary gem pit that only works for 2 days. I wish my settlers weren't so fat - in fact, I wish they were athletic!
@SpooxDF: Granted but now you have to hire specialists to pick up all the horse poo gathering in your kingdom. They aren't cheap. And if you don't clean it up, your settlers start moving out, disgruntled at your lack of hygiene.
I wish it was possible to move my storehouses out of the stupid places I put them as I first started out.
Edit: ****, ninja'ed.
@Fast_Moose: Granted but now your settlers' metabolisms are so high they actually consume bread passively to stay alive. You start losing settlers if there's nothing for them to feast on.
Granted, but all your athletic settlers demanded more pay to work and fight in your army or they'd go on strike.
I wish we could grow something besides wheat.. I'd love me some corn on the cob.
Granted, but the only thing you end up being able to grow besides wheat is a bacteria that wipes out your wheat fields.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arborator
I wish I had a dinosaur on my island.
Granted, and with the production of Corn we will be able to make all those lovely American foods for our troops, which then makes them really fat and lazy and eventually will not fight any more.
I wish we had granite mines.
Wish granted but not only did you grow corn on the cob you also grew brussel sprouts and were forced to eat them everyday under penalty of DEATH!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Arborator
I wish this game had a fast forward button.
Wish granted, but you can only FF in 24-hour increments, so when you return, everything's exhausted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristel
I wish our workers looked like our avatars.
Granted..But now no one knows who is in charge...I wish for a 7 day buffQuote:
Originally Posted by Chellearia
Granted but the buff only increases production by .00000001%.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizeagle
Granted, but the buff also increase the consumption as well as output.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizeagle
I wish roads would reduce travel time.
Granted but they have to be built out of Granite!
I wish I could make a 24 hour long Buff in the Provision House from a reasonable recipe of readily available resources... ;)
Granted, but it only produce 1 extra item every 24 hours
I wish they would make more settlers appear every 15 mins.
Granted but thy are all really mean and conk all the settlers on the head with frying pans, so the settlers go and hide under the bed, so no one is working.
I wish that whatever i wish would happen
Granted, however the additional workers are lazy and don't do anything.
I wish I could mine granite!!!
Granted, but the granite deposits take 1 month to find, and your geologist gets frustrated and quits, so now you have no marble, stone, or granite.
I wish i am selected and win gems and i don't get the ban hammer afterwards, and the gems r not corrupted.
Granted, but you become so famous that you get spam 24/7.
I wish a gaint fish would eat the fishermen. At least once!
Granted, but unfortunately the giant fish proceeds to eat your entire fish depot, leaving you with 1 dead fisherman and a bunch of angry onesQuote:
Originally Posted by DahDude
I wish I could turn my fishermen into whalers and tick off GreenPeace
Granted, but your fisherman became the Hartford Whalers hockey team and of course Greenpeace is already ticked about something else.
I wish my General had a tank. 1 Gen, 1 Tank = No bandits!
Granted but your women get to wear the pants and your men must wear kilts at all times.
Granted, but now the bandits have RPG's and blow up his tank.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingHomer
I wish I had more building licenses.
Granted, but, now all buildings cost five licenses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Gawain
I wish I had a never ending supply of Bronze Swords.
Granted, but now Recruits cost 15 brew and 1 Bronze Sword.
I wish they would open up the XP cap on level 50 players.
Granted, the cap is now 51
I wish I was level 41.
Granted, but due to a game bug you can't gain any more exp and you get all rights and privileges as a player on lvl 11.
I wish gems were cheaper.
Granted, Gems are now half price but due to that everything costs twice as much.
I wish I had a Veteran General.
Granted, but all the resources would be controlled by a Queen not under your control.
I wish the wells replenished automatically.
Granted! He just sits on the porch talking about how much better the soldiers were during the "Big War."Quote:
Originally Posted by DcTech
I wish my explorer could find a decent Pizza Place.
Granted! But you discover its because your citizens are using them for urinals.Quote:
Originally Posted by hemann
Granted the wish of urinal wells !!
I wish your gems are ground into cupcake dust :))
granted, but you turned into cupcake dust as well
I wish i could get 50 battle hardened generals
Granted, but one player having 50 gens overloads server and destroys it.Quote:
Originally Posted by umpert4
I wish I had unlimited granite, that I could use on any building or building upgrade. (No stipulations) lol