Granted ....however all your building permits have been revoked and you cannot buy new ones :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Kithnelso
I wish My buildings would upgrade on their own.
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Granted ....however all your building permits have been revoked and you cannot buy new ones :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Kithnelso
I wish My buildings would upgrade on their own.
Granted...however the buildings became too sentient and took over the empire.
I wish I had an infinite fish stock.
Wish granted, but all of your population drowns in the world wide flood of fish broth.Quote:
Originally Posted by CptJohnWade
I wish I had a general that could reach a battlefield instantly.
Granted, but you'll never know which battlefield he attacks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ballywho
I wish I could grow corn.
Granted, just level up.
I wish i had a nickel for every time I've played Settlers Online.
Granted,but you spend them all in the tavern. I wish i had a coke machine to use your nickels
granted but the drug overlords run out of silos to store the nickles so they stop taking them.
I wish I had a gem pit that gives unlimited bread.
I wish there was a Brothel building: spits out Settlers every 10 minutes :)
Granted, but your Brothel building malfunctions and spits out settlers every second, soon your land is overpopulated with starving people. They riot and overthrow your throne. They have now setup a democracy.
I wish I can fly..
i wish i had a gem pit in my island next to mayor house
Granted, but it only works underwater.Quote:
Originally Posted by MatthewRG3
I wish my settlers would get some culture going.
Granted, but your settlers become so entertained they forget to work your mines and buildingsQuote:
Originally Posted by S_Tweedle
I wish I would stop finding wheat deposits from adventures!
As you wish, your settlers now find soybean deposits!!!
I wish we had a guild calender!!!
what would a guild calender be good for!!
i wish i had 100 gems! =P
Your wish was true, you HAD 100 gems.
I wish my generals were jedi knights with lightsabers and imba power.
Your wish comes true, except when the generals attack bandits, instead of attacking they try diplomacy first, and instead of looting, they reinvest the in the bandits humanitarian projects...Quote:
Originally Posted by Golarga
Granted, but your jedi knights get blinded with power and turn to the dark side. They burn your island and pillage your storage silos.
I wish I could make gold coins this fast in real life.
Your wish becomes so real.
It becomes so real that your hands eventually became tired, so fast that it wasn't that fast after...
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Originally Posted by Vanhouten
Granted, But it means you have the midas touch and now everything you have is gold and you cant play this game or go anywhere
I wish a wish with all my might that someone might grant this wish tonight..... I wish I could find a good job
Granted, you're now the Grand Commander of the Galactic Empire of Uurf. Unfortunately, in order to do this job you need to provide your own transportation to your post in the galaxy of Epsilon Arkendia.Quote:
Originally Posted by terkate
I wish I would win 10k free gems every day for a year playing Settlers Online: Castle Empires
Granted. But the account that has won all the gems has been corrupted and the gems are tied to that account only.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Granted, but they would take kids, the house, the dog (even though she hates it), the car and the bank accounts and then call it even for what she brought into the marriage.
I wish that women were easier... and mute. Haaahhh
Granted but now their all ugly and don't have any personalities
I wish i understood the female mind.
Rejected, your not at my level.
I wish nothing.
Granted but now you know nothing and have an empty head.
I wish I wasn't so lazy to think of a good wish.
Granted, but now you can't decide which of your wishes you want to choose so you die of lack of sleep.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted, but you fly into a flock of hungry birds and then you fly into an airplane propeller.
I wish i got any thing on demand...
Suts, your wish is granted but in never having to sleep you are never able to fall asleep even if you wanted to and therefore never have dreams again.
I just felt that OctaviusMagnus didn't really address your wish because they obviously were replying to the last post on the first page and don't know how to go to the last page of forum posts. We've all made noob mistakes before.
Anyway, I will make my wish but in order to have that corruptly granted I will have to make this post at the end of the forum.
But before I do I'll also grant Blackout7491 your wish, however in getting things on demand they always appear moments too late and you always seem to be unready.
my wish is that I could see the future
You can see the future, unfortunately the only part of it you can see is your own death.
I wish I knew everything.
Granted, you know everything, and realize its all foolishness and vain.
I wish Hawaii was next door to Kansas City.
Your wish is granted, but Hawaii is under perpetual volcanic eruptions and hurricanes, which also affects Kansas City.
I wish we had world peace.
Granted but it will never happen.
I wish i could fly
Granted, but you cannot control your flight, thus you will rocket out of the stratosphere, suffocating in the vacuum of space.
I wish that my employees would make decent coffee.
Granted but its caffeine free 3 days old and made with toilet water
I wish we had no pollution in the world
Granted, but since the elements that cause pollution are required for the balance of the ecosystem, without them the earth quickly spirals into a poisonous barren world.
I wish I didn't have to work.
Granted, but everyone follows your example
I wish this thread would end
granted but it begins again and again,
i wish i had a dollar.
I wish I had a Gem Pit in real life.
Granted, but it appears right below you and is endlessly deepQuote:
Originally Posted by Flashy
Granted, but the dollar is stolen from TSO bank account and you're blamed for itQuote:
Originally Posted by billy1975
I wish that this wish is not corrupted by any post in this thread