granted however the wish gets corrupted by a GM in another thread which points back to this thread.
I wish settlers online had a sale on all the black market items
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granted however the wish gets corrupted by a GM in another thread which points back to this thread.
I wish settlers online had a sale on all the black market items
Granted but then you would think you was so powerful and that would be your downfall.
I wish almost everyone could respect eachother on settlers online
Granted but then everyone becomes the Collective without a single unique thought or identity.
I wish that my settlers would decide to have a festival where we could invite visiting entertainers and get them smashing drunk then all fall down for a while.
Granted but then all your settlers spend the next 5 years in rehab
I wish all my workers were marathon runners and could get to their places of work faster
Granted, but the marathoners spend all morning preparing to race to work, and all day at work recuperating from the race, and therefore get much less work done.
I wish the genral's track to a bandit camp would show where he was actually going to march.
Granted but then you would see the cow patty that he is going to step in.
I wish that there were injuries and deaths in Settlers warfare, instead of only deaths. That way I could heal troops.
Posted by skull_crusher
I wish that there were injuries and deaths in Settlers warfare, instead of only deaths. That way I could heal troops.
Your wish is granted Skull_Crusher, but there is a special medication for Healing troops that just ran out of stock and is B/O (back order) for the next 10 years.
Now I wish that I could wish some wishes instead of only one wish.
:-)
Wish of wishes granted, but now you can only make one word wishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirpmodys
I wish healty food was affordible.
Granted, However the spouses would divorce them and take everyting they own.
i wish life was fair
i wish i had a gem pit i wish everyone did
i wish i had a millom dollers
Granted. But then life is boring so people play Settlers and try to get to the highest level the fastest to make life more exciting.
I wish I had more time in the day to play Settlers.
Rejected you don't need to.
I wish my virginity glory.
Wish I had a endless Gold mine.
Granted, My settler have found a endless gold mine but no one could get to it for the army was protecting it all away around.
all wishes were granted however the blue byte team devolopers decided to alter them ever so slightly on thursday. i wish that the blue byte team had to play their own game after they had refixed it again and again.and again
Granted, but the BB team has their own servers at triple the functionality, while they pay people to fix their own server, which is constantly being recorded and forcing you to watch 15sec clips of how much better it is for them than for you, basically as advertisements prior to logging in.
I wish people didn't worry.
no
yes
yes
no
no
i wish i had a endless copper mine
Granted, now they are filled with woeQuote:
Originally Posted by Mesto53
I wish I had a supercomputer
Granted, but it has a supervirus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Euclid
I wish my mayor's house looked more like a castle.
Granted, but now he's locked in the dungeon.
i wish i my settlers could train monkeys
Granted, but they are lazy and drink all your brew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trejay
I wish my Recruits would not die so easily.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZerexTheCool
Granted, but they will get old fast and fall asleep during fights.
I wish I could get unlimited fountain of gems.
Granted, but now you are knee deep, now waist deep, now neck deep...
I wish that wishes were horses, so we could all ride.
Granted, but your wishes that are horses are now sentient and decide that you are too lazy to be there master, and they enslave you!
I wish all PC games older than 5 years were free to download safely with ads for newer games built in.
granted but they are all spamed with a horrible death virus.
i wish that there was a moon adventure.
Granted, but there is no spaceship, so you can't do it.
I wish our settlers were more diverse.
Granted, but now all the settlers hate one an other and bind together in sects, resulting in all your settlers protesting causes and demonstrating all the time leaving your island in shambles...
i wish that i am the emperor of earth, that lived forever and can shoot laser beams out of my hands at the next person that posts
i wished i had an unlimited gem mine.
*pew pew*
disregard this post
Granted, but it's in the side of an active volcano.
I wish for the price of everything to be zero.
Granted, but now there is no point in playing, because there is nothing to strive for.Quote:
Originally Posted by daxterious
I wish I could remember where I left my coffee cup.
granted, You left it on the South Pole marker in Antarctica and it's cold
I wish for unlimited number of coins
Granted- but now everything has inflated to cost an infinite amount of coins- so you may buy 1 thing- choose wisely!
I wish people didn't use the trade channel for ridiculous trades hoping for suckers.(Waste of space)
Granted - but now no one will trade anything of value.
I wish there were bridges over the waterways on my island, so my miners could travel to mines using a faster route.
Granted, but a troll lives under the bridge picking off your miners one by one.Quote:
Originally Posted by MerryAyla
I wish my classy settlers could have some wine to drink.
Granted-along with the bridges came trolls, so none of your miners ever make it to their mines.
I wish I had the winning lottery numbers.
Granted, but you were the only one that bought a ticket
i wish i had a talking monkey companion that has a team of cigar-smoking chimpanzee writers to come up with witty one-liners
Granted, you have your monkey, but he drives you bananas!
I wish I found my one true love.