Corrupted Wish September Edition

granted, but ur one true love is the same gender as u

I wish i had infinte power to rule over all who dare to resist against me

Granted, but people were indifferent so your power to rule was a bust.

I wish the game had day and night. I would like to see sunsets.

your wish is granted and now you can grant your own wishes,,,but soon theres nothing left to wish for, nothing to look forward to or hope and dream of,, and noones around to resist you..
i wish santa clause did exist (in game) lol

Granted, but there is also a grinch

I wish the American elections were over

Granted, but nothing changes.

I wish for a Shelby Mustang

Granted, but your Shelby Mustang was totaled by a logging truck who just returned from your island with all your hardwood.

I wish I knew how to get a head's up on the next gem sale.

granted but you wont have anything to buy them with!

I wish i did not have to wish to get a reward.

Granted, but your reward is unusable
i wish my geologist search my deposits instantly

granted but then the women made your men stay home more and you were defeated in battle.

i wish my recruits were stronger

Granted, but with their new found strength they spent more of their time lifting pints with greater ease.

I wish the Provision House had a way to clone my generals.

Granted, but your enemies found a way to see cloned generals as well
I wish i get an option to build gem mines for free

Wish granted but the building option of free gem mines has crippled the games income thus causing it to go bankrupt.
I wish there was more adventures.

Granted but they are all as bad as SOTV
I wish they would bring back the bomb icon on mines before they die

Granted, But that bomb will blast and cause damage to your other buildings as well
I wish i had unlimited coins to use ..

Granted, but your wife/husbad and children are kidnapped on a regular basis and held for ransom for some exorbitant amount of gold coin;
I wish I could advance my Kingdom into the Industial Age

Rejected, you can't handle the future.

I wish nothing.

Wish completed, nothing happens.

I wish for healingpower.

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Originally Posted by BB_Katealyst

Wow! The Corrupted Wish is one of our TOP participated in forum threads. Given its popularity, I wanted to revive this game for a September edition.

The idea is that a poster comes up with a wish, another poster grants the wish, but some unintended consequence follows.

For example: I wish that I had a boat
Poster: Granted, but now you become terribly seasick!

How it works:
1) Respond to the wish in the previous post with whatever unintended consequences you can imagine.
2) Add your own secret wish for the next player to grant.

Prizes
20 randomly selected participants will win 100 Gems! (Thread Closed October 1st Winners selected October 3rd)

Rules
Your post must contain the corrupted element of the previous post, and your own wish!

I'll start off:

I wish I had a Gem Pit in real life.

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But then all it produces are cubic zirconia gems which aren't worth much.

I wish all my guild members to be able to level fast and have a great time playing the game

wish granted... you begin to use your power, and medical associations around the world, fearing the end of their livelihoods, abduct you in your sleep, and you are never heard from again...

I wish for a monkey...

granted, but since the faerie is dyslectic it reads: moonkey, and you now are given a key to the moon.

I wish I was supergirl

granted, but now you cant lead a normal life and must continually save the world without any time for breaks

I wish I had 10,000 population

Granted, but to get there all you get is normal residences. They occupy the entire island space, and you cant produce anything, and there are no spots for generals.

I wish had my own house.

granted,
However your entire rl family tree lives in the same bedroom as you.

I wish I had an endless supply of noncrashing internet and a perfect computer to boot.

Granted, its on the test server, and reset is later today

I wish I had a silo for every field I have in place.

Granted! But then BB introduces marauding mice into the game, and they raid your silos.
I wish there were some female settlers.

Granted! But they are all lesbians.

I wish that there were level 6 buildings.

Granted, but you'll need to have 5000granite+ for the upgrade and will have to wait a month for it to finish upgrading.

I wish I can have all the granite in the game.

Granted, But granite becomes useless because the developers introduce a cheaper stronger substance and granite trades 4 stacks to a fish!

I wish I Had an Island expansion pack for the game.

Granted, but your new areas are full of mountains that produce only plain stones and don't have any room for new housing.

I wish the cavalry wasn't so wimpy.

Granted, however now they're so strong and ferocious that they trample on anything in their way, including your own Recruits. :(

I wish I could take a General and his Army to a friends to visit, and help them take out some of their foes as well!

Granted, but now Cavalry is so heavy that can't travel to adventures.

I wish my connection to the game would stop disconnecting.

Granted, but now your connection to everything else will be lost.

I wish I could think of more corrupted wishes faster.

Granted, but everyone else is still faster than you.

I wish a good internet connection was the the most important thing I need to be concerned about.

Granted, but then the rest of your life is spent in slow motion.

I wish that my storage was unlimited.

Granted, but then your internet connection will not allow you to replenish your farms to fill them

I wish i had 100 more building deeds

Granted, but then all your buildings would be useless because you don't have the population to run them.

I wish i had a dark castle.

Granted, But you had to use 10,000 Gems to get the dark castle.

I wish I had Damascene Weaponsmith

But then you'd spend all your resources making dam swords. X)

I wish I had unlimited gems.

Granted, but with unlimited gems you become bored after you can have everything and you decide to bomb your island for kicks.

I wish we had a gardener to fix the brown spots, get rid of the stumps and unwanted bushes, and to grow beautiful money trees.

Granted but then we would need lawyers because of the divorces.
I wish I would win the lottery.