Comedy Night/day/watever time it is for you

Old Ms.Robinson went out into her backyard to do some gardening when she heard some noise coming from the yard next door. She peered over the fence and saw that her neighbor's little daughter was digging a hole. "Sally what are you doing with that shovel?" asked Ms.Robinson. "My goldfish died, so I'm burying him." replied young Sally. "Oh that's tragic. I'm very sorry for your loss. But why are you digging such a big hole for your goldfish?".

"Because your ******* cat ate it!"

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The two presidential canidates go into a bar with a dog the people in the bar talk about it point and whisper. One guy goes to the rear of the dog and lifts the dogs tail. The bar tendar says what are you doing. The man says someone told me a dog came in with two aases.

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

I am losing my mind, or if you listen to my wife (which I don't) I never had it

I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he has had. he started counting then fell asleep.lol

Barman says to Paddy "Your glass is empty, fancy another one?" lookin' puzzled Paddy says "Why the heck would l want two empty glasses?"

Is it me or are threads dissappearing

Just bought a 'low energy light bulb' at B & Q. Assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?" I said No - Its going in the lounge

have you ever seen a a$$ hole wrapped in plastic????........................... have a look at your passport

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen. Ungrateful bleeders. All I said was,"Hurry up for Christ's sake, some of us have got homes to go to"