PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish - Spring Edition!

Granted, but you forgot to tie them so you fall and skin your knee. I wish I had a pie.

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Originally Posted by Ragnar2112

You have impenetrable skin, but now you can't get a vaccination for the Zombie disease, and you're infected.

I wish I had a sweet pair of shoes.

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Granted, but your candy covered feet are eaten by mice.

I wish I had unlimited gold.

Granted, but while the mice vomited your shoes back out, the herd of Kangaroo's using their pouches stole your gold.

I wish I had a hoverboard to catch the Kangaroo's.

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Originally Posted by Pavelesque

That would only pee on your leg...I wish I could play drums like a rock star!

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Granted: But you end up playing for Nickleback.
I wish for endless knowledge.

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Originally Posted by Adapa

Granted, but you forgot to tie them so you fall and skin your knee. I wish I had a pie.

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Granted; But it's baked on March 14th and turns out to be Pi
I wish Honey Boo Boo would just go away....

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Originally Posted by Skelton

Granted, but while the mice vomited your shoes back out, the herd of Kangaroo's using their pouches stole your gold.

I wish I had a hoverboard to catch the Kangaroo's.

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Granted; but while chasing the Kangaroo's on your hoverboard, an alien ship beams you up.
I wish I had a Mini-Cooper.

Granted, But when you get there you found it full to bursting with monkeys. I wish for no taxes.

granted but its cujos puppy

Granted, you have no taxes, but you also have no job. I wish I had a sandwich.

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Originally Posted by Thevano

Granted; But it's baked on March 14th and turns out to be Pi
I wish Honey Boo Boo would just go away....

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Granted....but.....Honey Boo Boo moves into your island, the villagers riot, the horses flee and you still can't understand what Boo Boo is saying as there is no text on your screen for translation.
i wish for an adventure which rewards one with the Cornucopia