Granted, but this 3rd nipple constantly shoots milk from it.
I wish I had 1 million gold coins. :coin:
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Granted, but this 3rd nipple constantly shoots milk from it.
I wish I had 1 million gold coins. :coin:
But the puppy bites if he gets accidentally stepped on--> I wish I had a love potion. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
Since the Cat is Really Mean, then a cute puppy should be presented to you. I wish I had a hair brush so that the puppy's coat was always shiny and glistening
Granted and you accidentally use the hair brush instead of yours and you grow fur everywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by quizzy13
I wish I had a granite factory.
Granted, but you find your factory has only one setting, Rabbits 1,000,000 Rabbits per day. They then eat all the wheat on your island.
your granite factory wish is granted however, because of greed, it produces defective granite and during an earthquake everything built with that granite crumbles and kills half your population. I wish I lived in a world where everyone trys to do their best and help each other get ahead.
Your wish is granted! but the a fire starts in the factory and set's your whole island a blaze! oh the humanity ( hundreds of settlers die and all of your oinewood and hardwood forests burn down along with the foresters that plant them :( Oh why did you have to be so greedy! That's why I wish I had a Fire Station on my Island.Quote:
Originally Posted by johoover
Granted, but the settlers you hired to work at the Fire Station aren`t very bright. They assumed flamed throwers are what they need for the job rather than water hoses. As a result they only make fires worse and don`t understand what they`re doing wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
That`s why I wish I had a school on my island to educate the masses! :P
Granted however they quickly learn what a dictator you are, controlling what reasources they harves and when the fish/meat/bread will be created to feed them, and rise up in revolt to overthrow you.
I wish my adventurers were allot quicker when coming back from missions.
Granted, but the teachers were under graduates, and the masses were taught so bad that the island went into chaos.
I wish I had a million coins.