Granted, but someone forgot to keep up the maintenance so it's full of green algae. I want a theme park to attract coin revenue from other lands.
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Granted, but someone forgot to keep up the maintenance so it's full of green algae. I want a theme park to attract coin revenue from other lands.
Granted and a visiting settler breaks his leg on the marry go round and sues you for all your gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Talya_Star
I wish I had a submarine.
Granted; you made the unfortunate discovery that it leaks during your maiden voyage. Also, it is infested with tiny biting bugs who think you are magically delicious.Quote:
Originally Posted by johoover
I wish we could have sea battles in some adventures.
Granted, but you get defeated every single time because your army isn't strong enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by LaKitteh
I wish my island had a pet dragon that protects my settlers.
The dragon installs itself in the Mayor's House, and exchanges "protection" for daily tributes; all your workers slave only to feed the monster you invited in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Talya_Star
I wish I had a rainbow on my island.
Granted,but the Rainbow's pot of gold is filled with the gold from your island,and is protected by evil Leprechaun's!
I wish my Explorer's found Gems!
Granted and your explorers are so over come with greed that they run away with all of your gems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trembel
I wish I had a ship to transport troops
wish granted but you have a army not a navy they get lost at seaQuote:
Originally Posted by johoover
wish i had alpacas roaming my island
Wish granted but they all ended up being Al Pacinos roaming around and devour your resourcesQuote:
Originally Posted by MenialQueen
Wish I had a life instead of trying to think up clever remarks for this post!
Granted, but you have to eat it all in one sitting. I wish I had more money than I could shake a stick at.Quote:
Originally Posted by johoover