Granted, but that "nothing" is actually a black hole which expands and consumes the world.
I wish I could understand everyone.
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Granted, but that "nothing" is actually a black hole which expands and consumes the world.
I wish I could understand everyone.
Granted, but How could you 'understand' everyone some will take advantage of this and he will Grab all your things.
I WISH IF I HAD A WITCH, Which is the BEST
I take it from the above gibberish that you wish to be able to communicate via the written word...Quote:
Originally Posted by Manzar
Granted, but everyone else loses the ability to read (if, that is, they ever had it to begin with).
I wish I possessed the butch-ish good looks of Justin Bieber.
Granted, Bieber haters found you and killed you thinking you were him.
I wish I had cherry to put on top of my ice cream.
Granted, but the cherry is so big it breaks the bowl and spills the ice cream all over the floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltybeing
I wish I had won the Arrested Development "You're Gonna Get Some Walk-Ons" contest.
Granted, but the show is cancelled before you get the chance to walk on.
I wish people couldn't lie.
Granted, but [impersonates Jack Nicholson] YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH...and you kill yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurion
I wish I had Scrooge McDuck's money bin.
Granted, but when you try to dive into the coins as he does, you find that they're not quite so fluid and wind up with a concussion as a result. The hospital fees cost you the entire fortune and your gold swimming days are over.
I wish carbon emissions did not harm the environment.
Carbon emissions no longer harm the environment because everything is now too polluted for it to even make a difference anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurion
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four impala.
Granted, but when you get taller, become a baller, and your girl looked good: you woke up!
I wish the government was for the people, instead of screwing us!
Granted, but the government is no longer by the people. The world is now a robot-run dystopia.
I wish Eve had never eaten the forbidden fruit.
Granted, she threw it at Adam instead of eating it. It started a food fight and got them kicked out of Eden anyway.
I wish I could paint the sky any color I want.
Granted, but you couldn't make up your mind which color so the sky ended up looking like tie dye.
I wish I was my own boss.
Granted, but now you have to pay yourself and you don't have any money.
I wish I had a watermill.
Granted, but your watermill worked overtime and completely flooded your island.
I wish i had a witch tower.
Granted and your rocket ship makes it to outer space...without enough oxygen to return to Earth. So you get beamed onto the Starship Enterprise in a time-travel episode! I wish I had a great fitting pair of pants.
No wish made. No wish granted. The machine sputters, sparks and pops. The confusion makes it explodes and sits there doing nothing but smoke.
I wish I didn't have to corrupt that wish.
Granted, but you can no longer participate in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltybeing
I wish I had as much gold in real as i do in game!
Granted,but the mayor of your town takes all the gold in stash and runs away.
I wish i was the mayor of your town..
Granted - but the job requires you to pay for the privlage of serving.
I wish i had a little red caboose
Granted - but up on blocks in your front yard, what an eyesore!
I wish I had my own gold mine in real life.
Granted, however, it is located far underground that it is very dangerous to retrieve, and all your workers die or are injured attempting to do so.
I wish for some lindor chocolates.
wish I had a boat that allowed faster trips for adventures, but it would sink or get lost due to a flash crash!
Granted, but puppy becomes rabid and quickly infects all of your soldiers, who quickly sicken and die.
I wish I had an endless supply of Marble.
granted, but Lindor chocolates are magical and overnight make you to enormous to move or fight, thus allowing your enemy to quickly overwhelm and defeat you.
I wish I had unlimited storage.
Granted, but your red caboose turns out to be your butt that is red from the spanking your enemy has given you.Quote:
Originally Posted by spudseq
I wish I had the power to instantly defeat enemies and steal their chocolate.
Granted. You have that power but with no idea of how to handle it, you accidentally defeat the coco plant causing chocolate to become extinct.
I wish I could eliminate all the days on the calendar that contain the number 1.
Granted. Now all the days in calendar that had number 1 are deleted but those have been the hollydays or free from work days so now you have only work days in your callendar.
I wish i had a bigger island.
Granted, it grew so big it sunk.
I wish I could color the world with a rainbow.
Granted, but the wish also makes you see only in black and white.
I wish I could be in the Guiness book of World Records
Granted. You are the sexiest bearded lady in the world!Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyTerra
I wish my food would scream in pain as I chewed it.
Granted, but only you can hear it. When you try to tell others they put you in the psych ward where in time even you start to believe that you are crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouser
I wish that Scouser wasn't so sadistic
Granted, but you take his place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkshines
I wish I had a new motorcycle.
Granted, but all of the fuel capable of powering it suddenly disappears.
I wish I could change the past.
Granted, but since you cant change everything, you might as well as not.
I wish for a realy advanced spaceship.
Granted, but it is so advanced that you can't fly it since no one can figure out how to make it work.
I wish spring break were longer.
Granted, but you have to spend the duration of said break locked in a room with drunken frat boys and their plastic sorostitutes - all of whom constantly scream "WHOOOOOOOO!!!!" in your face until you are bleeding from the ears and praying for death.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurion
I wish I had a pet Sasquatch.
Granted, but it breath is so bad that you pass out from the stench whenever you get close to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouser
I wish I had night vision.
Granted, but you forgot the batteries.
I wish for a golden ticket.
Granted. You've been invited to visit The Factory! Upon exiting the tour you are accosted and kidnapped by Arthur Slugworth, who chains you to an operating table and tortures you until you give him the recipe for the Everlasting Gobstopper - which, of course, was impossible for you memorize. You are returned to your loved ones in a series of shoe boxes and coffee cans.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Director
I wish I could brew the world's best cup of coffee...