granted, but flying makes you puke.
I wish I had an infinite granite supply
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granted, but flying makes you puke.
I wish I had an infinite granite supply
granted but the granite disappears in to thin air
i wish i had infinite gold
Granted, but the blue castle is made of ice and freezes all production on your island forever!! I wish i had more space on my island...Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
Granted. There is nothing but space on your island now. Empty space that cannot be built on, because its devoid of any solid mass.
I wish I was SUPER MAN.
Granted, BUT your suit is made out of kryptonite and you become very weak and vulnerable.
I wish my plans never went wrong!
granted but the cute puppy bites everyone..I wish I had Unlimited settlers.
Granted but you planned wrongly from the start. I wish I can travel through time.Quote:
Originally Posted by IKittySlap
Granted, your plans never go wrong because you never make any plans after the wish is granted. :( so sorry ;( I wish I had goose that laid golden eggsQuote:
Originally Posted by IKittySlap
granted but the goose eats the golden eggs
i wish i had a unlimited gem pit
Granted you can travel through time, but you can only travel backwords time by atleast 100 years or more, and before you know it your trying to teach people in the olden days on how to farm and make a wheel.Quote:
Originally Posted by lirodo
I wish I had a happy and productive life with the people I care about!
Granted! but you still die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
I wish for a high tech computer.
granted but your computer was so high tech you dont know how to use it
i wish i never had to sleep
granted but you end up looking like Lindsey Lohan on America's Most Wanted...
I wish I was a Knight who said NI!!
granted but the puppy chewed your mouse cord and you cant play settlers on line
I wish I had a real gold mine
granted but all the copper's have left the mine to catch the drunks from the brewery. I wish for a bottomless mug of brew minus the coppers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Erikthered71
I wish I had a real gold mine: wish granted but the IRS takes all your gold
I wish I could go to Africa
Granted. But while you are on safari all your wheat fields go barren, your wells dry up, your mines run out of ore. Your settlers rebel and emigrate to another island. When you return from safari, pirates have taken over your lands!
I wish I had an oatmeal rasin cookie !
Granted, but as soon as you get there a massive tsunami wipes out the African continent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goater
I wish I had the ability to part the "Red Sea of Traffic" every commute...
Upon landing in Africa you get kidnapped and traded 2 weeks later for bread ;)
I wish I was fishing instead of wishing about it.
You go to Africa but you get dyssentery and spend the whole time on the toilet.
I wish I could still dunk a basketball.
Granted! Its a shame you still cant win...Quote:
Originally Posted by smegmor
I wish for a TSO flashlight
Granted but your now in the womans NBA and are not allowed to dunk anymore...
I wish i had motorcycle and traveled the world...
Granted, but your puppy always smells like dirty socks and destroys your house. I wish I had three wishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
Granted but the puppy grows into a large dog that chews on all of your furniture.
I wish I had my very own housekeeper.
Granted, but you ran out of room.Quote:
Originally Posted by jilimbo69
I wish I had a castle.
Granted but its Consuela, who always says No...No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Froggyeyed
I wish I had a 12 inch Pianist.
Granted but now there are problems a foot. I wish I had more Jello
Granted, but the pianist gets massive hand cramps.Quote:
Originally Posted by SamSwordslinger
I wish rainbows came out of my nose every time I sneezed...
Granted, but it's covered in boogers.
I wish It wasn't cold in minnesota.
(btw thats a normal puppy:) )Quote:
Originally Posted by SirDirketh
Granted! , but all your wishes will be corrupted :( I wish I had a Unbeatable army that I could control completety in tso.
Granted, but the pot 'o gold failed to appear.
I wish for a perfect dog.
granted, but now lepeurcans come out also and they eat all your food.
i wish I had my own personal orchestra.
granted but they are all violinists
I wish I had a cat
but the army would rebel and throw you out of your island. i wish i had no dearth of resources
It can't rebel, because i control it completely .... it's in the wishQuote:
Originally Posted by ronak96
Granted, but you had an uncontrollable desire to march them into the sea and they all drowned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
I wish someone would grant my other wishes back on page 3ish.
even the greatest dictators couldnt stand when their armies rebelled also they thought they controlled it completely
I wish someone would grant my other wishes back on page 3ish.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but it was corrupted
I wish i was a professional horn player
I swear I thought I saw a sea monster ? :) Everyone makes mistakes
Granted, but your wishes from the other page we're deleted.
I wish I had a 60" cpu monitor to play settlers on. :)