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I wish I had a second veteran general.
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Granted, but now you need to monitor chat 8 hours a day...
I wish I had a second veteran general.
Granted, however - you now have civil war destroying your island, yes, they are only interested in fighting each other.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lade
I wish everyone was happy.
Granted however if there is no sadness u dont fell happy
I wish Star,s have Fight
Granted, Star Wars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Simploona
I wish Darth Vader had a daughter, though. Jedi girl are hot.
granted in the actual reality that we exsist in, stars do have fight... sometimes so much that thier gravitational force rips each other apart and BANG!!!
I wish decorations were upgradable.
Grant that decorations are upgradable, but they also become self replicating and cannot be stopped.
Wish for a skill upgrade for troops and generals.
Granted but now your troops take triple the time to produce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ursuper
I wish for my wish to be granted, but negatively corrupted!
Your wish is granted, then goes horribly wrong. I wish that dogs could fly.
Granted but the puppy runs away. I wish I won the lottery.
Your wish is granted and you live falsely happily ever after. I wish I did believe in eternal happiness.
*edit* i apologize, had intended to respond to rentreo's, but i took far too long thinking tht out lol. i'll try again later
Granted! You "believe" in eternal happiness and that it can be achieved by reaching the highest level in the church of scientology.Quote:
Originally Posted by herremil
I wish it was always autumn.
Granted, you are always raking leaves into piles and children are always jumping into piles of leaves knocking them down.
I wish I could paint all the high rise buildings sky blue or that I could paint the sky building color.
Wish granted but thousands are lost because they can't find their way home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltybeing
I wish there were no need to dust anything.
Your wish is granted but small children start collecting giant lint balls that create massive traffice james. I wish my island produced unicorns . . .
I wish BB_meesherbeans are any of the cute and sexy female BB Staf go out on a date with me :-)
Granted but the date goes horribly wrong and they post bad things about you on the internet. I wish that my Island had a playground for the kids and kids at heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir-Regency
Granted, but Little Joey falls off the jungle gym and breaks his arm. His parents sue you for all you've got. I wish all the wishes from here on don't go bad.
One day you recieve a special gift....a cute puppy to cuddle and love only then do you learn that you are alergic to dogs and can't stop sneezing....I wish I had an endless gold mine...Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
That would only pee on your leg...I wish I could play drums like a rock star!Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
Granted, Your wish didn't go bad, but you just stand around waiting for the inevitable doom that you know is coming, so you become ineffective, due to the fear of the consequences.
I wish I had a massive army
granted u have an endless gold mine..... as ur men work n continue to dig in this endless gold mine u realize there is but an onze of gold n the mine is but endless and empty as months go by it is named as a cursed mine for men walk in n never return!!!!! i wish i had i king for my people!!!!
was for ischrys
so to the massive army granted but as ur men travel a sickness grows in the wenches who follow the host.. as men long for a womans presence the sickness grown n with in a month ur army is but a husk of diseas n bodies
granted but it turns out that he is from France everyone in your kingdom becomes lovers not fighters. I wish I had an easier Sons of Veld adventure to complete.
Granted you Sons of Veld is easier, but instead of fighting, they now throw you tea parties, and play parlor games, therefore making you unable to conquer them. I wish I had more Coal Manufactures.
Granted but now your island's air is choked with coal smog and your peasants are getting ill. I wish I had a buff that would poke my generals' horses in their patoots to make them move faster.
Granted but the puppy grows up to be vicious and bites a settler. I wish I had some cattle.
Granted. And now that your horses are faster you complete twice as many adventures and their shoes wear out and can't even walk anymore. I wish I had an orchard that produced fruit baskets on their own.
Granted! however all your fruit ruins when it is put in the basket!
I wish I had a superpower
One of your settlers created an ingenious invention... A carrot on a stick which have sped-up your general's horses. Unfortunately the dust clouds created attracted the attention of a passing dragon. I wish I had more gold coins :p
Granted. You have all the gold coins your storage can hold, but they are worthless since new adventures brought us goods from exotic lands to trade.
I wish I could remember half the wishes I had last year on this thread.
Granted, but the crystal ball makes the server so laggy that every time you bid, it crashes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zynnia7277
I wish I could attack camps simultaneously with multiple generals.
Granted. But due to the massive influx of Gold Coins, you caused an economy crash and the gold coins became worthless! I wish I had a moveable Mayors House.
Granted, it can be moved, but it is too expensive!
I wish for a economy adventure.
you got lots of several commodities but the value for those commodities crashed.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Director
I wish I had as many buildings as my settlers did with tenants and successful businesses in them.
Granted. More money more problems. The Settling Department of the Treasury begins investigating your new found wealth and determine that the gold coins are counterfeited by a Colombian drug cartel. Now your on the run with both the law and the Colombians after you. I wish I had cup-holders in my folding camping chair.
GRANTED!
However the cup holders don't facilitate Big Gulps!
I wish for a pool full of yogurt!
Granted but the wagon carrying rocket fuel dumped over between your smelter and coinage mint causing a huge explosion and depleting your gold resources so you can't buy any more. Your rocket ship never gets off the ground. I wish I had a rainbow dancing unicorn.
Granted, you get a rainbow dancing unicorn but it impales you on it's horn, causing you to fart extremely large and visible rainbows.Quote:
I wish I had a rainbow dancing unicorn.
I wish I didn't have to work so hard.
Granted but the unicocrn is rabid and rainbow colored acid drips from its foamy mouth. It runs amuck throughout your island, goring your settlers and reeking havoc as it's colorful acid melts everything in which it comes in contact. I wish my mayors house had cabanna boys.
Granted, but it chased that cat. The cat ran far, then up a tree. The puppy tried to jump up to get the cat, but fell down a hole in the ground, which later is discovered as an iron mine. The puppy searched for days feeding on bats and bugs in the darkness, before it was able to finally find a way out. It had chased the cat so far from home that it was now lost. No one to love and care for. The puppy finally finds a road, follows it and finds a small farming village. The puppy is caught chasing down some chickens. He is captured and sold to a hunter who trains him to track wild game. The puppy from that point on lived a long, happy and loved life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
I wish I had infinite Bread and Sausages....