Granted, but your way is in a casket and your meeting with your family is not so happy.
I wish I had a way home that didn't involve fighting through a blizzard.
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Granted, but your way is in a casket and your meeting with your family is not so happy.
I wish I had a way home that didn't involve fighting through a blizzard.
Granted. You're so thrilled to have your cookie that you close your eyes as you try to take a bite and a monkey swoops down out of the trees grabs the cookie and drops it into the gold smelting pot. You grab the tongs to retrieve it, but it is too late. Golden cookies don't taste too good. I wish I had a pet panda bear!Quote:
Originally Posted by Xarthic
Granted. But then it became uncontrollable and wrecked your house! ^,..,^
I wish i had a house and lot!!
Granted, but then a hurricane came along and knocked your house all over the lot!
I wish I had my own supercomputer!
Granted. But only a superhuman can operate the supercomputer.
I wish there was more.
granted but your ship fails to reach the velocity to escape earths gravity and crashes back down and destroys all your mines. I wish I had a llama
Granted. But if we had superhumans we would also need more super villians for balance.
I wish we had an island of super villians to fight...
Granted....but the island of super villains is located within Jurassic Park, and the scheming evil-doers are quickly done in by ferocious lizards.
I wish I had the steely good looks of Jeff Goldblum.
You have the steely good looks of Jeff Goldblum but the lizards eat you anyways. I wish I had impenetrable skin so the lizards can't eat me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouser
You have impenetrable skin, but now you can't get a vaccination for the Zombie disease, and you're infected.Quote:
Originally Posted by Domesday
I wish I had a sweet pair of shoes.
Granted, but you forgot to tie them so you fall and skin your knee. I wish I had a pie.
Granted, but your candy covered feet are eaten by mice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar2112
I wish I had unlimited gold.
Granted, but while the mice vomited your shoes back out, the herd of Kangaroo's using their pouches stole your gold.
I wish I had a hoverboard to catch the Kangaroo's.
Granted: But you end up playing for Nickleback.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pavelesque
I wish for endless knowledge.
Granted; But it's baked on March 14th and turns out to be PiQuote:
Originally Posted by Adapa
I wish Honey Boo Boo would just go away....
Granted; but while chasing the Kangaroo's on your hoverboard, an alien ship beams you up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skelton
I wish I had a Mini-Cooper.
Granted, But when you get there you found it full to bursting with monkeys. I wish for no taxes.
granted but its cujos puppy
Granted, you have no taxes, but you also have no job. I wish I had a sandwich.
Granted....but.....Honey Boo Boo moves into your island, the villagers riot, the horses flee and you still can't understand what Boo Boo is saying as there is no text on your screen for translation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thevano
i wish for an adventure which rewards one with the Cornucopia
Granted.... but the Cornucopia only has a 0.2% chance of being a reward for completing Sons of the Veld. I wish there was a way to clear tree stumps from my island for more space.Quote:
Originally Posted by smallgiants
Granted, but after clearing the tree stumps, the root system holding your island together is weakened thus causing your island to slip under the sea. I wish I could gain fame and fortune by being one of the winners of this contest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slorg
granted, but you realize the fame is to much preasure and retreat to seclusion. I wish for a titanium mine.
Granted, but all of the titanium turns into a giant titanium golem, killing everything in sight. I wish I could build on water
Granted, but the misleading sign without ["*** ORE"] attracts a crowd consisting of equal parts sweaty perverts who didn't read past "***" and curious bystanders who wonder what that particular brand of ore would look like [also in the crowd is a BB with a bucket of adhesive asterisks making her way toward the sign with the aim of censoring the offending word]. They drink all your brew and then riot in protest of the false advertising.Quote:
Originally Posted by johoover
I wish i had a banhammer.
Granted, but the banhammer has a mind of its own thus destroying all your buildings. I wish I had a better general to lead my troops.
Granted, but when you have it, everyone is polite and kind and bends over backwards to help one another. (Either way, you win!)
I wish I had sold my shares in Apple last August.
Granted but the anchors fail and all your building float away. I wish there were more than 24 hrs in the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingWukong
granted, and the shares go to $1000 tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anode
I wish I had more building licenses.
Granted, but you weren't wearing your glasses at the time and mistakenly sold your shares in Granny Smith's Apple Orchard - resulting in a loss of funds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anode
I wish I had a third nipple.
Granted, but this 3rd nipple constantly shoots milk from it.
I wish I had 1 million gold coins. :coin:
But the puppy bites if he gets accidentally stepped on--> I wish I had a love potion. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
Since the Cat is Really Mean, then a cute puppy should be presented to you. I wish I had a hair brush so that the puppy's coat was always shiny and glistening
Granted and you accidentally use the hair brush instead of yours and you grow fur everywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by quizzy13
I wish I had a granite factory.
Granted, but you find your factory has only one setting, Rabbits 1,000,000 Rabbits per day. They then eat all the wheat on your island.
your granite factory wish is granted however, because of greed, it produces defective granite and during an earthquake everything built with that granite crumbles and kills half your population. I wish I lived in a world where everyone trys to do their best and help each other get ahead.
Your wish is granted! but the a fire starts in the factory and set's your whole island a blaze! oh the humanity ( hundreds of settlers die and all of your oinewood and hardwood forests burn down along with the foresters that plant them :( Oh why did you have to be so greedy! That's why I wish I had a Fire Station on my Island.Quote:
Originally Posted by johoover
Granted, but the settlers you hired to work at the Fire Station aren`t very bright. They assumed flamed throwers are what they need for the job rather than water hoses. As a result they only make fires worse and don`t understand what they`re doing wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
That`s why I wish I had a school on my island to educate the masses! :P
Granted however they quickly learn what a dictator you are, controlling what reasources they harves and when the fish/meat/bread will be created to feed them, and rise up in revolt to overthrow you.
I wish my adventurers were allot quicker when coming back from missions.
Granted, but the teachers were under graduates, and the masses were taught so bad that the island went into chaos.
I wish I had a million coins.