Granted, but you get swindled by an explorer passing through and loose it all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey243
I wish I had a puppy on my island.
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Granted, but you get swindled by an explorer passing through and loose it all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joey243
I wish I had a puppy on my island.
Wish Granted! now your armys instantly travel back, but the instant transportation causes your army to get sick. Your armys start craving the taste of flesh and settler brains! All is lost and nobody survives the Zombie attack!Quote:
Originally Posted by ICME
I Wish I had atomic weapons to destroy my enemys with!
Your wish for atomic weapons to destroy my enemys with was granted. As you prepare to destroy your enemys you find out that your sister has married into the enemy clan and is expecting a baby. You are so confused about how to proceed and forgot that you already started the timers on the weapons. You make up your mind that you really didnt like your sister that much anyway and decide to launch the weapons when you suddenly see the timers click down to zero. Can I get a Kaboom!!!!! up in here please.... I wish that everyone who posts a reply to this message wins a bunch of great prizes to improve their settlers lives.
Granted, but after adopting Kumbaya as the Planetary Anthem, the economy collapses when the currency changes from money to hugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by haphappy
I wish I had the power to banish Seth McFarlane and the cast of The Bing Bang Theory to a Moon Prison in the future.
Granted, but the Powers That Be misread "great prizes" as "grated pizzas" and all the settlers contract gout and diabetes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonlord62
I wish I had the power to be granted an incorruptible wish.
Granted you become a star on 6801 Hollywood Boulevard...I wish I would have the day off tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pavelesque
Granted, as you walk out a air conditioning unit falls on your head and kills you ergo corrupting your wish. I wish I had a genie who spoke like Morgan Freeman
Granted, but he looks like Rick Moranis. I wish I had a teleporter
Granted. But your teleporter malfunctions, sending your arms and legs to your desired destination and the rest of you to the set of Cooking with Paula Dean. Having perfectly functioning ears with which to hear her godawful voice but no legs with which to run away, you opt to kill yourself by falling into the off set vat of melted butter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wyst
I wish I could stop corrupting peoples' wishes.
Granted and it teleports you right into a solid block of granite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wyst
I wish I had that piece of granite!
granted, but he had already given out all of his wishes!Quote:
Originally Posted by ruskimang
I wish I could demolish my mountains for more usable space.
Granted without pay.Quote:
Originally Posted by bashing
I wish I had an endless supply of coal.
but the puppy bite you and it has rabies
Granted! Your brain now works so fast you come up with responses to statements people have not yet made. This, in turn, leads to people suspecting you have "gone nuts." You live out the rest of your sad life as a hobo in a boxcar answering to the moniker Pistachio Pete.Quote:
Originally Posted by LostSoul913
I wish I had an awesome hobo name...
Granted! Your new Hobo Name is Mississippi Tiny Joe, unfortunately your employer no longer takes you seriously and sends you packing. You now live out your life riding the the rails.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouser
I wish I had a Rib Eye steak.
Granted, but it's cold.Quote:
Originally Posted by JoshWhite
I wish I had more steel swords.
Granted! But your rib not only has an eye but a nose and a mouth and keeps telling you that you smell bad. I wish I could go exploring with my Savage Scouts.Quote:
Originally Posted by JoshWhite
Granted, but exploration comes quickly to an end because a tornado destroyed your vehicle and everything you brought with you, so you have to go back home.
I wish I had a cookie.
Granted! Its on your hard drive in your browser cache.Quote:
Originally Posted by Talya_Star
I wish I could rule two islands.
Granted! But one is Atlantis. I wish I could spin wheat into gold.
[QUOTE=I wish I could rule two islands.[/QUOTE]
Granted But your second island goes into revolt because your a bad leader.
I wish this game had pvp.
Granted But your island is took over during pvp, I wish I had more flowers for my island..Quote:
Originally Posted by Ungolf
Granted! But with them comes a massive bug infestation that obliterates your crops :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Smileslynn
I wish I had magic shoes.
Granted! But the magic shoes have been worn by so many people that you develop painful planter's warts.
I wish I had a flying bathtub.
poppet's wish for a flying bathtub is granted, however it decides to fly you outside and down to the mall while you're taking a bath
i wish for good health and long life for all my family, friends, and myself (lets see y'all put a negative spin on that lol)
You do, thanks to the alien technology which came with the invasion of planet earth. You are going to be slaves to those aliens for a very long time...Quote:
Originally Posted by LostSoul913
I wish everyone associated with UbiSoft/BlueByte is healthy, happy, and well compensated for enjoyable work... (I pity whomever corrupts THAT wish!)
LaKitteh, your wish is granted. However, a giant software company buys out Ubi/BB and sentences everyone to work in amorphous cubes and read the 7 Habits of Highly Successful Software employees.
Now I just wish I could eat and enjoy whatever foods I wanted and yet stay healthy and fit.
Granted: But it soon turns out to be Brokeback Mountain II, Savagely!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullrog
I wish to go to space just once.
Granted: You're blissfully floating in space until you notice the spider-like creature crawling up your leg...which is when you realize that in space no one can hear you scream...
i wish i had bacon
Your wish was granted but your gem pit kept putting out gems and never stopped and flooded the planet with gems, I wish I was not effected by gravity.
Granted. Fat rolls go down and fat rolls can go up. Now that you don't have gravity effecting you, you can't see. Your stomach's always in the way.
I wish I could go back in time and change one thing, the invention of the wheel.
Granted you are able to change the invention of the wheel, you managed to turn it into a triangle shaped device now that everything moves hurky jerky because of your wish, I now wish that people have telekinesis so that we have no need to use anything to move about.
Granted, but you telekinises into an egg & can't get out, now you spend your days rocking the egg & mumbling under your breath "I wish I had read the manual".
I wish I had a ROOT BEER!!!
Granted, but your root beer is in a bottle with no lid so you can't drink it.
I wish I had another wish.
granted you get a puppy but its cujos puppy and and it commences to attack you and your whole familyQuote:
Originally Posted by Robertmcc
Granted! But you have to make it RIGHT. NOW. ... Oops sorry, time's up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dritzz75
I wish my phone would hold a charge longer. >:O
Granted! But now it drops all calls due to the battery interfering with the antenna.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkshines
I wish my settlers had females too.
Granted, but now none of your settlers want to leaver their house to work, or go on adventures. Your population sky rockets, but eventually you run out of resources.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullrog
I wish I could add sectors to my island
The Settler's Night Club is granted...but all the workers spend their time at the night club and cannot get up to go to work so no workyards are manned! Wish I had a phone so my workers could notify me before my gold mines run out!
granted, you have infinite granite, but its blocked by a sea serpent cause its at the bottom of the ocean and you can't get to it.
I wish i had an invisibility cloak so that i could go to battle unseen.