Granted! Unfortunately it's very small so you legs always show when you put it on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaloga
I wish I had a pet owl.
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Granted! Unfortunately it's very small so you legs always show when you put it on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaloga
I wish I had a pet owl.
granted but its always asleep when you want to do anything with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Talya_Star
I wish I had twin settlers.
Granted but the Illuminati want their mascot back and take it away from you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Talya_Star
I wish I could cure any disease anyone has now or would ever get.
granted but your coworkers always call you 5 min to late to save your mines.Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirl47
I wish I had a lvl 6 mayor house.
granted and doctors are no longer needed and the global economy crashes due to the high unemployment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessinator
I wish I had a second Titan smelter.
Granted! We've arranged to shoot your body in to space when you die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thevano
I wish I was Chuck Norris.
Granted but then someone assassinates you. I wish I had a Brothel for my workers to keep them happier and work harder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouser
Granted, but the Girls in your brothel become infected with amysterious disease. That turns all your settlers into Zombies. Your Settlers are no longer happy and instead of working hard they wreck havoc on your island.Quote:
Originally Posted by Princess_Airika
I wish my island never ran out of resources
Granted, but your island becomes the next Atlantis. I wish we could build more than 25 baskets or troops at a time.Quote:
Originally Posted by AJM153
Grante, but your baskets spoil. I wish that I had a cement pond (swimming pool) for my islanders to enjoy.
Granted, but someone forgot to keep up the maintenance so it's full of green algae. I want a theme park to attract coin revenue from other lands.
Granted and a visiting settler breaks his leg on the marry go round and sues you for all your gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Talya_Star
I wish I had a submarine.
Granted; you made the unfortunate discovery that it leaks during your maiden voyage. Also, it is infested with tiny biting bugs who think you are magically delicious.Quote:
Originally Posted by johoover
I wish we could have sea battles in some adventures.
Granted, but you get defeated every single time because your army isn't strong enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by LaKitteh
I wish my island had a pet dragon that protects my settlers.
The dragon installs itself in the Mayor's House, and exchanges "protection" for daily tributes; all your workers slave only to feed the monster you invited in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Talya_Star
I wish I had a rainbow on my island.
Granted,but the Rainbow's pot of gold is filled with the gold from your island,and is protected by evil Leprechaun's!
I wish my Explorer's found Gems!
Granted and your explorers are so over come with greed that they run away with all of your gems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trembel
I wish I had a ship to transport troops
wish granted but you have a army not a navy they get lost at seaQuote:
Originally Posted by johoover
wish i had alpacas roaming my island
Wish granted but they all ended up being Al Pacinos roaming around and devour your resourcesQuote:
Originally Posted by MenialQueen
Wish I had a life instead of trying to think up clever remarks for this post!
Granted, but you have to eat it all in one sitting. I wish I had more money than I could shake a stick at.Quote:
Originally Posted by johoover
The settlement for your paralysis accident liability civil suit was only $20, after the lawyers' bills. But you can't shake a stick at it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Voracious
I wish I could play the cello like Zoe Keating.
Granted, however an evil King from another land captures you enslaves you as his private cellist, making him the only audience you will entertain for the rest of your life.
I wish I had magical powers.
Granted: But you end up living next to boy under a set of stairs and get chased by a Dark Wizard the rest of your life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Talya_Star
I wish I didn't suffer from Anatidaephobia.
Granted, but only Donald Duck holds the cure - and the cure involves his constant monitoring of your everyday activities.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thevano
I wish I was a Wonder Twin.
Granted, but you are conjoined at the fists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scouser
I wish for Taco bell to bring back $.59, $.79, $.99
Granted, but it lacks all the good stuff, like meat, unions, pepper bells and sauce.
I wish I would forget all the nasty things in life.
Granted. But in order to forget you were turned into my pet rock. I wish a my own house.
Granted, you own your own house and are known in the neighborhood as the crazy cat lady.
I wish fish could fly.
Granted, but they can't breathe out of water still and so they end up dying, leaving smelly, rotting fish in all of the cities near water. This, in turn, leads to a vast increase of bird population in cities, causing issues with sanitation and bird feces everywhere. Eventually, it causes the world's fish supplies to diminish resulting in severe disruptions in the food chain, wreaking havoc on the ecosystem.
I wish the world operated on one standard time.
Granted, however as a result the world has stopped spinning and orbiting, and as a result have the world is condemned to darkness.
I wish I could speak every language in the world.
Granted but no one could understand you because they were all speaking Martian.
I wish I could fly like a bird.
Granted but you aren't looking where you are going and are hit by an airplane.
I wish I could create gold out of thin air.
Granted, however as a result you devalue gold so much that it isn't worth anything anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkhan
I wish I could fly.
Granted: But you get caught up with ALL the other people that wished for flight. You end up joining a flock and flying south for the winter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Talya_Star
I wish my husband would share the remote.
Granted: Your husband shares the remote, but also begins to watch all the things you like to watch, intrested in catching up on all the different plotlines he begins asking you question incessantly making it hard for you to pay attention to your favorite shows.
I wish I was a superhero!
Granted, but you powers only work during a blue moon and when you use them your body begins to age... I wish I could shape shiftQuote:
Originally Posted by Konstantine
Granted, but only into a slug.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snitzle
I wish multiple settlers could work in the same yard to decrease its production time.
Granted but you loose the ability to hear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Talya_Star
I wish I had a plane to trasport troops faster.
Granted, but you can't afford the fuel.Quote:
Originally Posted by johoover
I wish there weren't coyotes in my backyard.
Granted, your now overloaded with road runners
I wish I had nothing