Ducks go quack quack
Pigs go oink oink and birds chirp
mad cows go Hey *****
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Ducks go quack quack
Pigs go oink oink and birds chirp
mad cows go Hey *****
Recruits now seek glory
secluded experiments
a good day to die
Boom of my Cannons
Victor not so vicious now
Loot spot arama
Finished all the quests
I turn my search to granite
Need ten new Epics
Saw Easter Bunny
Elmer Fudd Hunting Rabbit
Tasty Rabbit Stew
The spring season is
my favorite among all
let's plant flower beds!
Easter event ends
Economy readjusts
No, probably not
I need to upgrade
I don't have the resources
Yup! Adventure time
This adventure rules!
Gonna get so much xp
Oh crap my block failed
I need to recruit
My army is looking weak
Sure could use some brew
Selling Easter Eggs
Want To Buy Brew and Horses
Love this new trade tab
my kingdom will be
filled of red, orange and green
flowers i will sow
I have no money
Spring Haiku offers me Gems
Hope this poem will win
Sweet Haiku contest
Seen some tough Competition
Dream for gems, wishin'
Empty mugs, tap dry
Party before adventure
Only bread crumbs left
We're taking his fort
Sir Robin in his green tights
Oh no, a wolf pack
Auctions happening
Type /j global-5
Tip the Auctioneer
Does anyone have,
do you think I could get some,
the cry of the noob
Honeybees around
Sipping succulent nectar
Happy and content
Winter letting go
Warmth and green buds herald spring
I hear birds singing
(The singing birds are the Settler's reference)
is the timing right
which bar will finish up first
was that glitch to much
Melodic harp sounds
populace working like hounds
production abounds
Hey kitty kitty
leave that monitor alone
They're not mice, set'lers
Two Hundred fifty?
Win Two Hundred fifty gems?
Count me in for sure!
This Easter event
torments me til I'm craving
some hassenpfeffer
have you ever thought
about all those eggs you bought
using fish you caught
im kidding of course
eggs require atleast horse
you **** scam artist
Spring has sprung a leak,
Rain for days without relief,
My empire may flood.
Sent explorers to find adventures
Adventures they found
Not worth the gold and sausages i've used
Deleted another Sons of the Veld
I'm sad
Easters gone away,
with hips and hops of the day,
my knight leads the way.
Spring is here at last
Many eggs to be gathered
But where can they be?
When you wish upon stars
You're probably from Disney
You should get a life.
O, happy settlers
Run and collect the eggs fast
The sun is shining
The time has come now.
Sending Cav to their demise.
Hope for Witch Tower.
North Korea, AH!
I hope my island stays safe.
Vet versus nuke, bad!
Today is raining
Wellington's are now muddy
Time to play settlers
Rain, Rain, go away
I like to play with my bow
love you, Mister P
Chicago pizza...
Mmmm mmmm, I want more Pequod's!
But hot dogs tonight!
New to online games,
I thought it would be very lame;
I take back that claim.
Mines are for winter
Fishing and hunting return
As spring makes its dawn
Cut wood into planks,
I sold them all to some bank,
Now, where is my crank?
Chilling and Thrilling
Soaking, spilling over me
a springtime shower
Darkness falls at night,
The sun shines throughout the day,
and who is to blame?