-
Fereous Bueller
A sharp witted jolly geologist, author and reknowned motivational speaker, Fereous Bueller is more often known for apparently hardly working than working hard. Almost all of his speaking engagements are hosted by taverns.
His academic career was distinguished only by the number of "unproveable" and "inconclusive" incident reports of larsony and vandalism during his schooling. Benjamin Stein, an esteemed educational leader, described Bueller as "a reprobate - an utterly unredeemable scoundrel". Unredeemable Scoundrel is, of course, the title of Fereous Bueller's second best-selling autobiography and also the title of a chapter in the respected time-management tome How to Make a Worthwhile Day cowritten by Bueller and Hoot Smawley, PhD.
As a geologist, Fereous has found: iron (lots and lots of iron), marble, coal, and granite, lots and lots and LOTS of granite.
As a writer, Fereous' manuscripts have found their way to Boolywood, where they were made into employee instructional videos featuring dancing girls and cuts to great paintings of Chicagiland. Three of these videos (How to Find Iron; How to Find MORE Iron; and How to Find Better Rocks) have earned Alchemy Awards, for their transformation of boredom into enthusiasm and purpose.
Police Inspector the Honorable Edvard Rooney's assertions that Fereous Bueller is a pirate and a leader of pirates was found to be unfounded libel, and Fereous Bueller was made a millionaire by the civil suit punative damage award. Clever Trading Office investments and an uncanny knack for for locating granite made him the billionaire philanthropist that the genius "Ironman" Fereous is today.
-
I named my geologist "R. (Rock) Hound". He came from a family who worked like dogs all their lives. He was the first to successfully graduate from school and continued in the university to complete his degree in Geology and Mining which he dug a lot.
-
Cousin ivan & cousin vincent
cousins from opposite sides of the island. Work daily to ensure the mayor will be re elected. They also keep some of us employed. No task too big nor job too small ivan and vincent your cousins on call...
-
My Geologists name is Carl Spitz alot why that name because it takes him forever to find what he is looking for and he gets very bored looking for my gold so he spits alot .
He also has a brother his name is Spitz more he also gets very bored looking for my Marble because that takes a long time.
-
NI Vaultsmith
Tis' a jolly Geologist, He was born deep within the depths of the great Dwarven mine named Night Fire keep. Deep within its chasms his brothers and sisters would forge weapons of yore with magical quality’s imbued in there blades, but alas blades such as these need special ore found only with in the mines within Night Fire and other rare worlds unseen by this Dwarven Geologist. But his father taught him well on how to find these rare ore’s. He also taught NI how to see in the dark and use his dark vision, said to be bestowed to him from the God’s. He became the Keeps best Geologist with time, sweat, and blood, he literally claimed himself to the top, or rather the bottom… One day Vaultsmith was going about mining Some rare gold down deep in the freshly dug chambers of the Nigh Fire Mine, when a portal was opened beneath him and he was transported to this strange new world, but he needed to eat and drink to survive, so he was Hired on by Jaddera where he steadily claimed the ladder to be the best Geologist of this brave new land, discovering new magical ore's to be bestowed inthe wepons and and armor of Jaddera's Hoard! These are the annuls of NI Vaultsmith. May he Guide Jaddera to become one of the most powerful Princesses, with in this Yet Unexplored Country!
-
Rocky Raccoon
The first part of the story http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beatles..._10026101.html Sung ala Paul McCartney and Beatles:
So Rocky, he read
while stuck in his bed,
He read that whole book Gideon's bible.
Seems Gideon had writ,
the righteous should split,
and go on to live somewhere's better.
Rocky puzzled and thought,
he thought a whole lot,
and decided to become a SETTahhhLER.
See, settling somewhere
plus growing some hair,
would let our young Rocky start over.
So he packed up up that book,
and a pickaxe n glasses that hooked
right over his ears with a moustache.
Until it grew in,
he was fearin the din
that might arise if seen by a lawman.
And then he became
a "geo" again
and started to prospect something awful...
Yes Rocky Raccoon
finds rocks like a loon
'stead of usefuller stuff like some marble.
Singing continues with do-do-do's until end of music
-
Svegore*
He was supreme God of tribes East of the Great Sea.
He saw all, knew all, but had a weak spot - her name was Iskra**.
She was his love who conspired with other gods and tribal chiefs to take his throne.
She burned him down with passion and flames that rose in her name.
Defeated he turned into stone only to rise again in the New Lands.
Now he is piking the mountains of Islands, searching for a secret gem that will bring him vengeance.
* (Sve=All, Gore=Highland)
** (Spark)
-
Mick Jagged. He is lead singer of the Rolling Stones. He may not be pretty, but he's a solid rocker.
With such songs as It’s Only Rock ’N Roll (But I Like It), Salt of the Earth, Love in Vain (Vein?), Rocks Off, Ruby Tuesday, and You Can’t Always Get What You Want, the Rolling Stones document the highs and lows of all geologists.
Yes, that's what all those songs were about.
-
I have Tootles, Nibs, Slightly, Cubby, and the twins Marmaduke and Binky. They are all former Lost Boys that had to find work when they left Neverland and grew up, having no education limited their work choices but their knowledge from living on an island for so long benefited them greatly on this new island!!!
-
