Name Your Geologist

Yippee! I made it! Greetings Good Folks, I’m Joshmoe, Stone Stumble-Oner Extraordinaire. I hear-tell there is a contest in progress that is all about custom names. Well pray on a stone and knock it three times for luck, for I’ve been custom named twice over. My given name, a grand example of such. You see, Ma took Jo from my Dad Pap’s nickname, le ordinary-Jo and Shmoe from my granddad Pap’s le plain-old-Shmoe and fashioned Joshmoe. Le plain-ole-ordinary was soon attached. Folks in my parts see us as simple folk, as you can plainly tell. So how did a simple stone stumbler-oner move from Joshmoe le plain-ole-ordinary to my second custom name, Joshmoe le Extraordinaire? Well, I stumbled on it or better said, stumbled on her. Pray on a stone and knock it three times for luck, never a day I don’t, and good fortune came tenfold that day. You see my feet got to itching as they normally do when stone is about, and then my fingers got to twitching, as is what happens when I am to find something more than stone. I found my granddads wedding band one time and did that stir up a hive of bees with grandma, considering where I found it, err, well, none of your concern, I am sure. Anyways, I was moseying along scratching a foot itch, here and rubbing a twitching hand, there, just following where the itches and twitches lead, when oomph, I stumbled-on and right over a bump in the road. I wasn’t paying much attention where I was stepping, I will readily admit; though, stumble-oners rarely do, as it is a known fact that if a stumble-oner is paying more attention to where he is going then where the itch and twitch is leading him, he is never going to stumble on what he is after. So, being joggle and jolted is what we stumble-oners look forward to, it means success, as it was on that day. After shaking my head a moment and waiting for the bewilderment to subside, I become aware of a burlap sack right in front of where I sat; becoming even more interested when the bag began wiggling and squiggling. Low and behold, upon opening it, I made a discovery I never in my years would have imagined. Inside, I found a pretty, little Lady, all bound up, hands, feet and mouth. As it turned out a nasty scoundrel by the name of Chuck took this little lady right from her homeland, smuggled her away on a ship, and left her right where I stumbled on-her. The better we became acquainted, the more intrigued with her I became, but no more then she with me, well, with my itches and twitches, if the truth be known. A wonder though, she had never heard of stumble-oners, she knew of farmers and such, who are less common then the lot of us. But, it became rather apparent in her parts there was no such profession of stumble-ons; the resource finder and stumble-oners; ones that are apt to find more than the recourses they are after. So grateful she was, I was of the latter, which led me to stumble-on-her, she proposed an astounding offer for saving her. And well, here I am, on the Isle of Ariesee, working as a Stone Stumble-Oner Extraordinaire, one of a kind in these parts, and in the employment of the little lady I stumbled-on and over, The Queen of Ariesee. Pray on a stone and knock it three times for luck, it worked for a plain-ole-ordinary, like me.

Steven G(for gold) Marblehead

Steve started out in the Settler militia as a recruit, then went on to become a militia man, and even a real soldier. Then the unthinkable happened, he got hit over the head with a failed block, and was left for dead on the island of the traitors. After many adventures and 6 months of travelling home, he arrived at the tavern. As he sipped his brew, he saw a sign saying prospector's wanted. He applied and was accepted and has been working diligently in the geology corps!

My Geologist team:
Zoolander: "I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there."
Dirk Diggler: Hunts for stones by day, moonlights as well you know...
Doug: yeah that's just funny but if he needed a story it would go something like worked looking for mines, played hockey on the weekend, and drank Schlitz.

I named mine "ok ill get right on it" because when im playing and half asleep it sounds like he says that when i send him out one last time.

Sir Digalot

I like big deposits and I can not lie. You other settlers can't deny. That when a copper pops in with fatty fatty vein and a round thing in your face, you get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'cause you notice that deposit was stuffed, deep in the mine coppers hiding. I'm hooked and I can't stop digging. Oh baby, I wanna get with you and take your picture. My homeboyes tried to warn me. But that copper deposit makes me so horny. Ohh, Rump-o'-smooth-vein. You say you wanna get picked? Well, use me, use me 'cause you ain't that average veinie. I've seen them dancin' To heck with romancin'. I'm sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'vette. I'm tired of magazines, saying' flat deposits are the thing. Take the average settlers and ask them that copper gotta pack much bag. So, Settlers! (Yeah!) Settlers! (Yeah!) have your copper got the fat? (Heck Yeah!) Tell 'em to dig it! (dig it!) dig it! (dig it!) dig that healthy vein. Baby Got Bag!

Thanks to baby got back by Sir Mix-a-lot,

The Geologist was moving slowly up a rocky hillside.Being a native of Stone Empire he had trained with the best finders in the field. This gave him the ability to spot Stone,Marble,Iron,Coal,Copper and Gold deposits quickly.Continued training New Books,Tomes and Manuscripts at Bookfinder Print gave him the ability to enhance his finding ability.14:59 His pick hit a flash of almost white puffed, a blueish white flake flashed in the sunlight!Marble!

Half Time Jolly Geo Feat
Lvl III Copper

name:Fazt R. Fynder

Names: Georgina “George” Jolly Geologist and Johanna “Jo” Jolly Rockbreaker
I was born into The Geologist Family, as the wrong gender. Producing the next in-line male heir to two of the most prominent geology families was going to be the best thing that happened to my father George Jolly Geologist II, first born son to George Jolly Geologist one of the kingdoms greatest and most prominent geologists the other on my mother’s side. You see all my uncles along with my father and grandfathers were all geologist so he wanted more than anything to have a son to teach his trade to since none of his brothers had produced an heir as of yet. My grandfather was excited to teach my father the trade and father was even sent to a school far away to learn all he could about mining, ores, gems and precious metals upon completing his training he took his place alongside his father to learn even more and to teach his father a few things he learned in school. Grandpa George excited at my father’s intent to marry the daughter of his best friend John thought this to be a great union and was excited to be the best grandpa that he could.

My mother Judith Jolly Rockbreaker the first born daughter to John Jolly Rockbreaker III made her father the happiest man alive when she and George asked for his permission to marry. It was the wedding of the century everyone attended even the king and queen. My parents tried to have a child years later it finally happened father declared me to be George Jolly Geologist III this so excited them that they brought gifts and told mother all about the different rocks gems and minerals hoping to give me a leg up on the business. God had other things in mind for me than to be the first born son to two of the greatest geology families around, I was a girl they named Georgina “George” Jolly Geologist but saddened I was a girl because they couldn’t teach me to be a geologist. I studied all the books that my father, grandfathers and uncles had I asked questions though they did not really want to teach me. I learned from the greatest geologists in my family and with that was able to help them to invent a new faster safer way to find and extract the ore, minerals and gems most of it being my idea.

I went to the king at 18 to see if my talents and abilities could be useful he told me his kingdom was no place for a female geologist. Saddened but determined to find a way I dressed, walked and talked like a male so successfully that one day a merchant stated if I were interested in work he had the perfect job for me on the island of Princess_Airika, who could tell I was not who I seemed but excited to have such a great descendent of geology working for her it did not matter. She told me to stay true to who I am and there was always a place for me. I worked long and hard for her and when she started producing educational materials I used them to better my abilities working faster and harder. Enjoying my acceptance I told Airika about my cousin Johanna “Jo” Jolly Rockbreaker excited she sent for her right away deciding we should keep our true sexual identity disguised until the rest of the kingdom accepted the greatness of female geologist and so that the younger newer geologists would learn and nurture under our keen eye.

Name: Lord Carigali
Lord Carigali is main geologist at my village.
Its simple, Carigali stand for 2 words, Cari & Gali.
In my country, Indonesia, "Cari" means Search and "Gali" means Dig.
So i hope when i send my Lord Carigali, he will search and dig valuable mine that i'm looking for.
That's all folk:cool:

My Jolly Geologist is named "Immaculate GoldenEye".
He was the first offspring of Lord GoldenEye and Lady Sunshine. For some strange reason he was born with this very perceptive gaze. Noticing this, Lord GoldenEye pronounced that he must carry on the with the family tradition. First born males for as far back as anyone could remember had all been geologists. Lord GoldenEye then looked at his watch and pronounced "I'mmm, ahhh, late," and shot out the door. Lady Sunshine thought he said Immaculate in response to her query of a good first name for their fine new son, and this is how he was given the name Immaculate GoldenEye! As it turns out, he gets a strange glow around his head whenever his picture is taken, and whenever there is Gold near by. He is the first since Lord Monocle GoldenEye to have this strange trait. (We won't even go into how he got his first name!)

The Dread “Pyrite” Roberts

My geologist came to my island is search of the perfect stone for the love of his life. In return for the chance to find and keep the perfect stone on my island, my geologist works tirelessly to find the stones and minerals necessary for the island to prosper. When he finds that perfect stone, he and his future bride will join the community!