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Named him Stooge Marx, as in the tradition of the 3 stooges or the marx broters you never know which deposit he will find and sometimes it's not the one you needed or wanted found.
Mr. Spelunky
His childhood interest in exploring caves was a major influence in his becoming a geologist.
Leif Ore-icson
Leif was an unhappy forester. He had heard tales about a mythological creature called "woman". He dreamed about finding a woman but he didn't know what one looked like since no one had ever encountered one. One day he put down his sapling and picked up a pickax and went in search of woman. After a short search he returned with an unknown substance. The town was amazed, Leif ore-icson had found copper! Disappointed, he returned to the wild to find woman. Hours later he proudly presented the mayor with another object. Iron ore! The settled island rejoiced! Now they could battle with swords and free themselves from attacks. Leif Ore-icson was declared the lands most distinguished geologist! Leif's brother, Rock Hudson was greatly annoyed. His greatest discovery to date was stumbling across a stone pile. He contested the claim that Leif had found the Iron ore.
Leif never did find "woman" Many say it doesn't exist on any settled island. Ore-icson and Rock are currently is a fierce court battle over book rights and who is going to play Leif and Rock in the upcoming movie.
Meanwhile their little brother Finger was seen holding something shiny *cue Goldfinger music*
The Honorable Sidney Cummerbund! …and his bumbling assistant, Jolly
Sidney grew up in rural England where he loved to play in the backyard with only the dirt and leaves he collected afterschool. His parents and siblings thought it was so odd that all he wanted to do was play in the dirt, and not throw the mud, but study the mud with a flashlight. He was accepted into England’s most prestigious school for geology. He continued his education in Germany, earning his PH.D. in geology, along with a degree in linguistics. Sidney Cummerbund knows a total of seven languages; English, French, Italian, German, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese and Swedish. He slowly grew to become a very successful geologist, even honored by the Queen of England, hence his Honorable title, and came to the Settlers Island as a full-time geologist; studying wildlife, mud, rocks and the like. He needed some help and that’s how he obtained his bumbling assistant; Jolly Witherton. A young geology intern, from the United States, who has quite a lot of knowledge on the subject of geology (and other random bits of useless information), but his overall ability to be a composed human is still in some need, along with his sense of direction; that is also why it takes Jolly 4 hours to find a simple gold deposit. “Bumbling fool,” Sidney retorts on a daily basis.
1. Geologist Crag finds simple rock deposits. A simple man, Crag enjoys nothing more
than a brisk climb up a sheer rock wall followed by a cold, cheap beer and a single
Kool Filter King.
2. Geologist Cole looks for coal. A slovenly fellow, Cole is frequently found streaked
with dirt, carbon and ketchup and has been asked to leave more than one restaurant for
breaking wind. Cole spends way too much time in public restrooms.
3. Geologist Ferris looks for ferrous metals, better known as iron. A pretentious
sort, Ferris considers his intellect loftier than his colleagues and prefers speaking
to them in multi-syllabic terms that generally go right over their heads. None of his
fellow geologists likes Ferris.
4. Geologist Alois, tends to find copper deposits. An avowed partier, Alois mixes a
mean Bloody Mary. He also blends his own copper alloys.
5. Geologist Golda looks for—you guessed it!—gold! Formerly the prime minister of
Israel, Golda looks rather mannish but is actually a woman. Golda likes to attend
state dinners.
Rockhound
Rockhound studied geography at SettlersU and earned his BS. When he decided to move to The Island, the processing officer misunderstood his profession. But like the Jolly Geographer he was, he decided maybe change was a good thing. He put down his compass and picked up the pick axe, and he's been swinging it ever since.
Chip
A boy washed up upon the shores of settlerville many seasons ago. He was just a young lad of 10yrs then with nothing of his own, save the silver chain around his neck with a mesmerizing milky blue crystal pendant hanging upon it. His name was unknown, for he knew not who he was nor from where he came. He was taken in by the village elders and cared for upon his arrival to our lands. It was in the first week that the boy started demonstrating his unusual natural talents. He was wandering about the village when he came upon some miners dozing in the shade for their midday nap. He was immediately drawn to one of the miners pick axes. His eyes could not be turned away from it. He knew right from wrong, but he just had to have that pick axe. He gingerly stole away the tool and ran into the surrounding hills of the village. With the pick axe in hand, he felt a strange tingling run up and down his fingers, and an almost magnetic pull to a certain spot in the hills. He raised the pick and swung it into the rocks before him, and with a crack like lightning, he chipped the rock in two, exposing the brilliant gold ore within. Some of the passing villagers saw this and brought him and the ore back to the mayors house. A buzz of excitement ran through the crowd as they gathered around the boy and the mayor. The mayor proclaimed the boy shall be named Chip and trained in the sciences of geology and nature.
For eleven seasons Chip has wandered our lands discovering new and bountiful ore deposits, he is drawn to the exact spot each time by his internal magnetic pull. But as many finds as he discovers, he is always left wanting, wanting to find a deposit of the mysterious milky blue crystal that hangs around his neck. He hopes that a discovery of this crystal may somehow lead him in the direction of his long lost home and the past of who he used to be...
I named mine Larry,Moe and Curly
Muffins and Sniffum
Their parents couldnt think of anything else they wanted to named them both the same then there were like hmmm lets name them something that can be there name spent forward and backwards.
Noah and Ark...........two brothers all alone in this world. Although,Noah is 12 years older than Ark and brought up his brother like a Father and built him as a tough, hardworking young man, still they are the bestest friends ever. Following his big brother, Ark decided to become a Geologist too and they're spending their life digging through rocks and supporting each other through thick and thin of life. :)
Their Parents decided to give twins the name "Bill and Gates' assuming their future to be bright like "Bill Gates" but FORTUNE they share, had something else in store for them and they end up stuck in an Island digging through rocks and mountains.
My geologists are named Roger and Steve. When Roger was small, he was obsessed with drawing rocks. He grew up to become a starving artist—at least until he ended up passed out in a tavern. He then worked as a dishwasher while going to school for an English degree. He loved to write essays about rocks, and his professors suggested he study geology. There he met the very young and very naïve Steve, whom he then proceeded to inculcate in the more interesting after dark activities. Roger proceeded to go on an expedition to find new minerals, while Steve accidently applied to teach science at a high school after one too many one night. Steve was then fired due to his fondness for Jim Bean. He proceeded to be press ganged into joining the crew headed to my island, where he jumped ship and applied as the island geologist. Later he sent for Roger, who had begun having trouble finding work after the supposedly “new” mineral was debunked as a rock.
Geologist Gregory O'Brian (or “G.O.” For short.)
He was born on an island that was under strict control. His two loving parents made the easy decision to move the family; G.O. & twin siblings, would come to MrPadels Island as a travelling family when the youngsters had finished school. (They knew MrP Island was still young and the schooling would give the children a leg up.)
Once on MrP Island. His Father quickly joined the army under the leadership of “First born”. G.O. knew the army wasn't for him, so he stayed behind with Mrs. O'Brian and the twins, at the bakery. He spent many long, boring days walking to and fro the wells, this did not make him jolly. He had no desire to bake or lug water. The twins left the bakery and found work with the mayor, but G.O.s' eyes were always on the nearby summits....
The day when G.O.s' well ran dry he left for the rest of the day. “A day off is needed” he thought. He had to explore the mountain range his eyes had been gazing on since the day they had arrived. Once he made it, he could not explain it, he just felt it. He wasn't there more then thirty minutes and he had found an Iron Ore mine. G.O. was actually Jolly, and knew what he had to do....
Name of the Geologist: Sneezy the Little Drawf
If you have ever watched the Disney Movie Snow White and the Little Drawfs, you may remember us, the seven little drawfs. But do you remember our names? Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy.
I am Sneezy the drawf. Maybe we had other names, but I have already forgot our original names. I still remember the first day I saw snowwhite. She's so shiny, beautiful and lovely. That's the best day in my life. But we all know, a princess always belongs to a prince. I love her with all my heart, but I couldn't, and will never express my feeling to her. I don't deserve her. I can't save her from the poisoned apple, either. Snowwhite has found her true love. I gave my best wishes to her. Now I work for WhiteAngelYY, a landowner who would occassional come to check my work. She also try to educate me to make my work more efficient.
I'm only one small drop of the big story. I will never be at the center of the stage. But please remember me: a little drawf geologist who works hard for my beloved owner.
Cole Clay, is the Son of a coal miner. Cole's Mother, Ma' Clay, held the record down at the Company Mine, for the most amount of coal mined in one day, 16 tonnes; she was a rugged woman. Ma' Clay never missed a day of work, not even the day Cole was born. You could literally say, "this guy was born under a rock".
From an early age, Cole had an eye for detail, and flight of foot. He would wander through the hills, and roam about the valleys, surrounding his village, searching for the natural signs of resources. In his village, Cole is known as "the rock whisperer".
Having discovered all the resources near his village, Cole decided to adventure to new Islands, in hopes of improving his skills.
Maximus The High Chief And Commander of settlers Geo Team.
No Job To Big Or Small.
Beware Marching In The Shadows Protecting Our Fine Empire Knights Of Blood. You Dare To Disrupt Our Chief And Commander Blood Will Be Shed
I have two Jolly Geos named... Thing 1 and Thing 2...
Rock Mudson
Rock dabbled in theater in his town's local community college, but quite accidentally stumbled onto his passion while auditing a geology course. The professor, actually a teaching assistant, showed Rock his collection of geodes, and Rock was hooked. He realized it wasn't so much the fame that an Oscar represented as the actual metal the statue was made of that cranked Rock's motor. Now Rock uses his hard earned stage skills to talk the village council into funding more expeditions, and boy has it paid off! Rock's relatively small community is now home to an astonishingly prestigious community of knowledge seekers and bookbinders who have brought the spotlight to Rock's hometown; and Rock is bringing limestone to the limelight.
Chip
The 9th generation in a long line of distinguished geologists. He was just a chip off the old block.
Fereous Bueller
A sharp witted jolly geologist, author and reknowned motivational speaker, Fereous Bueller is more often known for apparently hardly working than working hard. Almost all of his speaking engagements are hosted by taverns.
His academic career was distinguished only by the number of "unproveable" and "inconclusive" incident reports of larsony and vandalism during his schooling. Benjamin Stein, an esteemed educational leader, described Bueller as "a reprobate - an utterly unredeemable scoundrel". Unredeemable Scoundrel is, of course, the title of Fereous Bueller's second best-selling autobiography and also the title of a chapter in the respected time-management tome How to Make a Worthwhile Day cowritten by Bueller and Hoot Smawley, PhD.
As a geologist, Fereous has found: iron (lots and lots of iron), marble, coal, and granite, lots and lots and LOTS of granite.
As a writer, Fereous' manuscripts have found their way to Boolywood, where they were made into employee instructional videos featuring dancing girls and cuts to great paintings of Chicagiland. Three of these videos (How to Find Iron; How to Find MORE Iron; and How to Find Better Rocks) have earned Alchemy Awards, for their transformation of boredom into enthusiasm and purpose.
Police Inspector the Honorable Edvard Rooney's assertions that Fereous Bueller is a pirate and a leader of pirates was found to be unfounded libel, and Fereous Bueller was made a millionaire by the civil suit punative damage award. Clever Trading Office investments and an uncanny knack for for locating granite made him the billionaire philanthropist that the genius "Ironman" Fereous is today.
I named my geologist "R. (Rock) Hound". He came from a family who worked like dogs all their lives. He was the first to successfully graduate from school and continued in the university to complete his degree in Geology and Mining which he dug a lot.
Cousin ivan & cousin vincent
cousins from opposite sides of the island. Work daily to ensure the mayor will be re elected. They also keep some of us employed. No task too big nor job too small ivan and vincent your cousins on call...
My Geologists name is Carl Spitz alot why that name because it takes him forever to find what he is looking for and he gets very bored looking for my gold so he spits alot .
He also has a brother his name is Spitz more he also gets very bored looking for my Marble because that takes a long time.
NI Vaultsmith
Tis' a jolly Geologist, He was born deep within the depths of the great Dwarven mine named Night Fire keep. Deep within its chasms his brothers and sisters would forge weapons of yore with magical quality’s imbued in there blades, but alas blades such as these need special ore found only with in the mines within Night Fire and other rare worlds unseen by this Dwarven Geologist. But his father taught him well on how to find these rare ore’s. He also taught NI how to see in the dark and use his dark vision, said to be bestowed to him from the God’s. He became the Keeps best Geologist with time, sweat, and blood, he literally claimed himself to the top, or rather the bottom… One day Vaultsmith was going about mining Some rare gold down deep in the freshly dug chambers of the Nigh Fire Mine, when a portal was opened beneath him and he was transported to this strange new world, but he needed to eat and drink to survive, so he was Hired on by Jaddera where he steadily claimed the ladder to be the best Geologist of this brave new land, discovering new magical ore's to be bestowed inthe wepons and and armor of Jaddera's Hoard! These are the annuls of NI Vaultsmith. May he Guide Jaddera to become one of the most powerful Princesses, with in this Yet Unexplored Country!
Rocky Raccoon
The first part of the story http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beatles..._10026101.html Sung ala Paul McCartney and Beatles:
So Rocky, he read
while stuck in his bed,
He read that whole book Gideon's bible.
Seems Gideon had writ,
the righteous should split,
and go on to live somewhere's better.
Rocky puzzled and thought,
he thought a whole lot,
and decided to become a SETTahhhLER.
See, settling somewhere
plus growing some hair,
would let our young Rocky start over.
So he packed up up that book,
and a pickaxe n glasses that hooked
right over his ears with a moustache.
Until it grew in,
he was fearin the din
that might arise if seen by a lawman.
And then he became
a "geo" again
and started to prospect something awful...
Yes Rocky Raccoon
finds rocks like a loon
'stead of usefuller stuff like some marble.
Singing continues with do-do-do's until end of music
Svegore*
He was supreme God of tribes East of the Great Sea.
He saw all, knew all, but had a weak spot - her name was Iskra**.
She was his love who conspired with other gods and tribal chiefs to take his throne.
She burned him down with passion and flames that rose in her name.
Defeated he turned into stone only to rise again in the New Lands.
Now he is piking the mountains of Islands, searching for a secret gem that will bring him vengeance.
* (Sve=All, Gore=Highland)
** (Spark)
Mick Jagged. He is lead singer of the Rolling Stones. He may not be pretty, but he's a solid rocker.
With such songs as It’s Only Rock ’N Roll (But I Like It), Salt of the Earth, Love in Vain (Vein?), Rocks Off, Ruby Tuesday, and You Can’t Always Get What You Want, the Rolling Stones document the highs and lows of all geologists.
Yes, that's what all those songs were about.
I have Tootles, Nibs, Slightly, Cubby, and the twins Marmaduke and Binky. They are all former Lost Boys that had to find work when they left Neverland and grew up, having no education limited their work choices but their knowledge from living on an island for so long benefited them greatly on this new island!!!
Goldie Rockman
Yippee! I made it! Greetings Good Folks, I’m Joshmoe, Stone Stumble-Oner Extraordinaire. I hear-tell there is a contest in progress that is all about custom names. Well pray on a stone and knock it three times for luck, for I’ve been custom named twice over. My given name, a grand example of such. You see, Ma took Jo from my Dad Pap’s nickname, le ordinary-Jo and Shmoe from my granddad Pap’s le plain-old-Shmoe and fashioned Joshmoe. Le plain-ole-ordinary was soon attached. Folks in my parts see us as simple folk, as you can plainly tell. So how did a simple stone stumbler-oner move from Joshmoe le plain-ole-ordinary to my second custom name, Joshmoe le Extraordinaire? Well, I stumbled on it or better said, stumbled on her. Pray on a stone and knock it three times for luck, never a day I don’t, and good fortune came tenfold that day. You see my feet got to itching as they normally do when stone is about, and then my fingers got to twitching, as is what happens when I am to find something more than stone. I found my granddads wedding band one time and did that stir up a hive of bees with grandma, considering where I found it, err, well, none of your concern, I am sure. Anyways, I was moseying along scratching a foot itch, here and rubbing a twitching hand, there, just following where the itches and twitches lead, when oomph, I stumbled-on and right over a bump in the road. I wasn’t paying much attention where I was stepping, I will readily admit; though, stumble-oners rarely do, as it is a known fact that if a stumble-oner is paying more attention to where he is going then where the itch and twitch is leading him, he is never going to stumble on what he is after. So, being joggle and jolted is what we stumble-oners look forward to, it means success, as it was on that day. After shaking my head a moment and waiting for the bewilderment to subside, I become aware of a burlap sack right in front of where I sat; becoming even more interested when the bag began wiggling and squiggling. Low and behold, upon opening it, I made a discovery I never in my years would have imagined. Inside, I found a pretty, little Lady, all bound up, hands, feet and mouth. As it turned out a nasty scoundrel by the name of Chuck took this little lady right from her homeland, smuggled her away on a ship, and left her right where I stumbled on-her. The better we became acquainted, the more intrigued with her I became, but no more then she with me, well, with my itches and twitches, if the truth be known. A wonder though, she had never heard of stumble-oners, she knew of farmers and such, who are less common then the lot of us. But, it became rather apparent in her parts there was no such profession of stumble-ons; the resource finder and stumble-oners; ones that are apt to find more than the recourses they are after. So grateful she was, I was of the latter, which led me to stumble-on-her, she proposed an astounding offer for saving her. And well, here I am, on the Isle of Ariesee, working as a Stone Stumble-Oner Extraordinaire, one of a kind in these parts, and in the employment of the little lady I stumbled-on and over, The Queen of Ariesee. Pray on a stone and knock it three times for luck, it worked for a plain-ole-ordinary, like me.
Steven G(for gold) Marblehead
Steve started out in the Settler militia as a recruit, then went on to become a militia man, and even a real soldier. Then the unthinkable happened, he got hit over the head with a failed block, and was left for dead on the island of the traitors. After many adventures and 6 months of travelling home, he arrived at the tavern. As he sipped his brew, he saw a sign saying prospector's wanted. He applied and was accepted and has been working diligently in the geology corps!
My Geologist team:
Zoolander: "I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there."
Dirk Diggler: Hunts for stones by day, moonlights as well you know...
Doug: yeah that's just funny but if he needed a story it would go something like worked looking for mines, played hockey on the weekend, and drank Schlitz.
I named mine "ok ill get right on it" because when im playing and half asleep it sounds like he says that when i send him out one last time.
Sir Digalot
I like big deposits and I can not lie. You other settlers can't deny. That when a copper pops in with fatty fatty vein and a round thing in your face, you get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'cause you notice that deposit was stuffed, deep in the mine coppers hiding. I'm hooked and I can't stop digging. Oh baby, I wanna get with you and take your picture. My homeboyes tried to warn me. But that copper deposit makes me so horny. Ohh, Rump-o'-smooth-vein. You say you wanna get picked? Well, use me, use me 'cause you ain't that average veinie. I've seen them dancin' To heck with romancin'. I'm sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'vette. I'm tired of magazines, saying' flat deposits are the thing. Take the average settlers and ask them that copper gotta pack much bag. So, Settlers! (Yeah!) Settlers! (Yeah!) have your copper got the fat? (Heck Yeah!) Tell 'em to dig it! (dig it!) dig it! (dig it!) dig that healthy vein. Baby Got Bag!
Thanks to baby got back by Sir Mix-a-lot,
The Geologist was moving slowly up a rocky hillside.Being a native of Stone Empire he had trained with the best finders in the field. This gave him the ability to spot Stone,Marble,Iron,Coal,Copper and Gold deposits quickly.Continued training New Books,Tomes and Manuscripts at Bookfinder Print gave him the ability to enhance his finding ability.14:59 His pick hit a flash of almost white puffed, a blueish white flake flashed in the sunlight!Marble!
Half Time Jolly Geo Feat
Lvl III Copper
name:Fazt R. Fynder
Names: Georgina “George” Jolly Geologist and Johanna “Jo” Jolly Rockbreaker
I was born into The Geologist Family, as the wrong gender. Producing the next in-line male heir to two of the most prominent geology families was going to be the best thing that happened to my father George Jolly Geologist II, first born son to George Jolly Geologist one of the kingdoms greatest and most prominent geologists the other on my mother’s side. You see all my uncles along with my father and grandfathers were all geologist so he wanted more than anything to have a son to teach his trade to since none of his brothers had produced an heir as of yet. My grandfather was excited to teach my father the trade and father was even sent to a school far away to learn all he could about mining, ores, gems and precious metals upon completing his training he took his place alongside his father to learn even more and to teach his father a few things he learned in school. Grandpa George excited at my father’s intent to marry the daughter of his best friend John thought this to be a great union and was excited to be the best grandpa that he could.
My mother Judith Jolly Rockbreaker the first born daughter to John Jolly Rockbreaker III made her father the happiest man alive when she and George asked for his permission to marry. It was the wedding of the century everyone attended even the king and queen. My parents tried to have a child years later it finally happened father declared me to be George Jolly Geologist III this so excited them that they brought gifts and told mother all about the different rocks gems and minerals hoping to give me a leg up on the business. God had other things in mind for me than to be the first born son to two of the greatest geology families around, I was a girl they named Georgina “George” Jolly Geologist but saddened I was a girl because they couldn’t teach me to be a geologist. I studied all the books that my father, grandfathers and uncles had I asked questions though they did not really want to teach me. I learned from the greatest geologists in my family and with that was able to help them to invent a new faster safer way to find and extract the ore, minerals and gems most of it being my idea.
I went to the king at 18 to see if my talents and abilities could be useful he told me his kingdom was no place for a female geologist. Saddened but determined to find a way I dressed, walked and talked like a male so successfully that one day a merchant stated if I were interested in work he had the perfect job for me on the island of Princess_Airika, who could tell I was not who I seemed but excited to have such a great descendent of geology working for her it did not matter. She told me to stay true to who I am and there was always a place for me. I worked long and hard for her and when she started producing educational materials I used them to better my abilities working faster and harder. Enjoying my acceptance I told Airika about my cousin Johanna “Jo” Jolly Rockbreaker excited she sent for her right away deciding we should keep our true sexual identity disguised until the rest of the kingdom accepted the greatness of female geologist and so that the younger newer geologists would learn and nurture under our keen eye.
Name: Lord Carigali
Lord Carigali is main geologist at my village.
Its simple, Carigali stand for 2 words, Cari & Gali.
In my country, Indonesia, "Cari" means Search and "Gali" means Dig.
So i hope when i send my Lord Carigali, he will search and dig valuable mine that i'm looking for.
That's all folk:cool:
My Jolly Geologist is named "Immaculate GoldenEye".
He was the first offspring of Lord GoldenEye and Lady Sunshine. For some strange reason he was born with this very perceptive gaze. Noticing this, Lord GoldenEye pronounced that he must carry on the with the family tradition. First born males for as far back as anyone could remember had all been geologists. Lord GoldenEye then looked at his watch and pronounced "I'mmm, ahhh, late," and shot out the door. Lady Sunshine thought he said Immaculate in response to her query of a good first name for their fine new son, and this is how he was given the name Immaculate GoldenEye! As it turns out, he gets a strange glow around his head whenever his picture is taken, and whenever there is Gold near by. He is the first since Lord Monocle GoldenEye to have this strange trait. (We won't even go into how he got his first name!)
The Dread “Pyrite” Roberts
My geologist came to my island is search of the perfect stone for the love of his life. In return for the chance to find and keep the perfect stone on my island, my geologist works tirelessly to find the stones and minerals necessary for the island to prosper. When he finds that perfect stone, he and his future bride will join the community!