Water at a cheap cost,
Ends up filling my island,
Lots of water in my storage,
Listing in TO for cheap,
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Water at a cheap cost,
Ends up filling my island,
Lots of water in my storage,
Listing in TO for cheap,
Trouble getting enough copper,
Offering to buy buffs,
Ordering some in the TO,
Losing some to a quest,
Spending them on upgrades!
Got many friends there,
Uplifting each other daily,
Interesting banter in chat tab,
Laughing and crying together,
Doubt there could be a better group!
Trading resources all the time,
Rare items along with common,
Accepting loot spots,
Daring to see how much to charge,
Eventually dropping your price,
Tending to get off subject,
Attitudes start coming out,
BB comes to make things right.
Intricately designed,
Stuffed with buildings,
Laid out with precision,
Always improving,
Never perfect,
Dreams of more!
Good for upgrading,
Rare to get in loot,
Always selling for high,
Never given away,
Item on wishlist,
Traded instead of GC,
Ends up spent.
Nets population,
Over all your island,
Buying more and more,
Land is getting scarce,
Every one upgraded,
Settlers maxed out!
Never know prices,
Excited by each level,
Writing lots of questions,
Bragging about 1k stone,
Intrigued by level 50,
Ends up settling in,
Supplies game new life.
All people check in,
Unlimited possibilities,
Copper, iron and marble,
Traded for a cheap price,
Improved drill plan,
Over paid for,
Nice time had by all!
Seems like everyone is trying to win these mighty gems
Everyone will enter only a few a chosen
The few who are chosen gain fame,
Then move on to the next gem game,
Leaving those who were not chosen, to ponder their name
Every entry they tried left others to shame
Remembering next time to try again so not to be lame,
Soon to wonder was theirs enough to gain fame in the game?
Water, water
Everywhere
Lies here
Lies there
Some is on yon island, so there
Balloons
All I make are balloons
Laugh out
Loud
Or you might cry
Over
Not enough balloons
Bandits are a seedy lot
Across my island devising an evil plot
Night and day
Determined to stay;
Inside my mines
Through forest lines
Seems they will never be caught!
Greed on the TO
Ore becomes the
Lesser evil
Dare to Dream
From East to West
In the Beautiful World
She May Draw Your Eyes
He May Amaze Your Heart
Everyone Is Unique
Remember Only One Thing
You Are Among the Best
Savage scouts,
A pack of ten, my
Vanity calls for the service of them.
All day long they find me materials and
Gold coin,
Every day I'm surprised that they don't pull a groin.
Some folks
Clutter their map to get what they need,
Or use their gems to buy a guild house deed.
Uber skilled savages can find me goods in the moss, for everything else I
Trade like a boss.
New version:
Glittery and shinny in the light
Open up and shine so bright
Let me pick at you
Don't you cry
Only you are mine precious pie
Rarely do i say this to you but
Every coin dreams of you
Below is the original:
Glittery and shinny in the light
Open up and shine so bright
Let me pick at you
Don't you cry
Only i can smelt you right
Rarely do i say this to you but
Every coin dreams of you
Unappreciated Recruit
U tterly fearsome
N oble and refined
A ccomplished swordsman
P assionately kind
P ure of hart
R ighteously strong
E nlightened traveler
C ommitted lifelong
I nterestingly cunning
A ttentive to needs
T horoughly efficient
E ffortlessly succeeds
D oesn't complain
R unning your errands
E ndures ridicule
C oming from all settlers
R obust and brave
U nderestimates your intention
I gnorantly marches
T owards his annihilation
The Help Tab
To all the noobs
Hear what I say.
Ever been told
Help is a tab away?
Endless questions
Lost in scrolling text
Please don't use global
Tab over to help
Answers will come quicker
Befriend a lot of people
Glossy and pretty
Emerald blue
Magical and precious
Send me some too
C.R.E.A.M.(Coins Rule Everything Around Me)
Coin rules.
Oh, I'm rich.
I'm on a boat.
Na nana booo boo....
Suckas!
Village School
Vulgarity comes to mind
Ill advised purchase i have done
Look! 750 gems gone
Language please, children around
Anger rushes through my veins
Get the restrains
Everlasting chains
Suckered by the description
Chosen my own crucifixion
Help please! It wasn't a fair depiction
Only mere fiction
Oh please end my affliction
Loosing my convictions
Find me some tasty
In game food
Solid sandwich need's it
Hurry up too!
Set your sights on your settlers
Engage in epic battles
Tell your friends all about it
Tell them it's free to play
List and buy at the trade office
Emerge victorious in server events
Remember to sleep at night
Support your guild and repeat
Naughty Nuns and Love Potions
Summer flings.
Every so often in
time,
the
love mist
emits, and
man
entangles
nuns
to
sin.
your a tool, but so am i
To those who troll the globe
on chat today,
opinions are like A-holes, butt I
like to see what you have to say!
Makes me laugh and at times I get
angry, and thats O-
K.
Everyones a fricken comedian.
Ridicule me or just say hey.
Granite, Gosh Dang It
Granite, you S.O.B. I have to wait a
really long time for you. Its so
annoying, I hope you
no that.
I know i spelled know wrong, in that last verse. I did it
to make it fit the rules. Remember how we used to break those stinky rules together?. Say something granite!!!...Well?, fine.
Eh, I have nothing else to say, but I still love you granite, my sweet sweet intrusive, felsic, igneous rock. I kiss you long time.
A letter to my P.H.
Mail to
you, P.H., you bastar*, It reads,
Provision
House, go faster!!-from data
Hello?
Who is it?, that rustles thy tab.
He or She?
I would like to knoweth, for there is no typeth i see.
So If you could, re-type it to me.
People of global, could'eth be you?.
Everytime this happens, it makes me quite blue.
Really?, no answer. Hmmm(*smirks*) foiled again, you whispertab, yellow flashing program bug'eth, you.
.....i know, heh, i suck at this
New version:
Music to mine ears
Is to hear you spin
Let winds be kind to you
Let your wings be free
Below is the original:
Music to mine ears
Is to hear you turn
Let the winds visit you
Let it be heard!
To drink
And forget that the
Very next
Evening, I might
Run into a
Nordsman.
Gratuituous
Levity,
Obnoxious
Banter,
And
Laughter
Ghost-faced
Recruits
In
Military
Regimen
Entreaty His
Angry
Pardon,
Effectively
Ruining His Day.
Quick
Undertaking which
Establishes a
Sense of
Ttriumph
Flourish in the land
Assigned to you
Reap its rewards
Motivate your crew
Terrificly
Heroic
Entertainment
Supremely
Exciting
Trip
Through
Lighthearted
Enjoyment
Replete with
Sensationally
Ongoing,
Neverending,
Literally
Inspiring
Next-level
Experience
Quietly waiting with a
Undetermined destination
Experience... is it worth it
Soldiers march off
To a war they can't win
Success only brings a new challenged
Geologists only find
Outstanding but
Limited
Deposits of only 300
Miners dig
Into the Earth
Never to stop
Except when they die
Ready to commit an act of crime
Every gold coin spent before its time
Surely there is a better way
Only diligence keeps the wolf at bay
Under pressure, under paid
Rumbling, grumbling, i want it made
Carts of gold, mounds of coins
Elevate my status, no more straining my loins.
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Trading for gold gets
Rather old
And bartering
Down
Is crazy
Never mind that
Granite is
Overpriced
Fools will buy tools
For fish and not jewels
Islands not built
Causes some guilt
Ensuring that many are lazy