love? Baby don't hurt me.
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love? Baby don't hurt me.
Baby don't hurt me no
to prepare a buff for
a party about to start
to far from our town
so i took the bus
taxis cost too much gold
It stopped at a house
I opened the door and
found a secret store of
They were traveling to the island
in search of golden treasures
but found a Golden Corral.
filled with 1000 golden stallions
and upon the stallion rode
in there was a hidden trap
that carried a huge mouse
he was wearing a helmet
That was pulling a golden carriage
through the swamps of doom
but the swamps had become
filled with the bandit's tears
and bodies afloat in fetid
experimental brew from the Friary
would never make a prize
that grabs the eyes brilliantly
But suddenly, they discovered a
and what did they see
Halo with 25 brilliant diamonds
one dozen bandit camps ahead..
could only be described as
a fun place to do
very dirty deeds, quite cheaply
a long waited head count
Lots of heads, fewer bodies.
Our general cried out victory!
Back in a calmer place
and back to town hall
a large woman was dancing
to find something to produce