Far across the BIG water's
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Far across the BIG water's
DOOH!!!That don't go here...
It goes over here under
the really dark troll bridge
where Helgalitta awaits your arrival
to an endless barrage of
rotten eggs thrown by the
zombies with bloody chainsaws which
were known to also be
fire from the belly of
a giant purple people eatter
That likes to loudly say...
I'd like old cheese, please!
But we have no cheese
because we have no milk
because we have no cows
, they all ran off with the tailor's son
so the purple people eater
bought a liter of vodka.
he had no driver's license
for herding his cows. Instead,
he rode his kangaroo to
but all places, the zoo
The elephant old and gray
...was named after the Mayor...
(and bore a passing resemblance
and all of a sudden
to James Dean, his favorite
movie star of all time
to gather some ale for
...the return of the giants..
The ale was golden yellow
buy a basket of Chicken
and smelled like fried chicken
...yet it tasted like watermelon...
to buff your friends workyards
...from the golden egg hunt...
so their crop would multiply
voraciously until they were harvested
oh no! the cart broke