The Settlers Storybook

and sniff the fresh air

smelling the fragrence of peace

one can't ever forget that

that will no more make teas

but will make some coffee

without that nasty hazelnut flavor

but half-half instead you see!..

mean while, back in the

isle of the forgotten ones

Bread, beer, and bronze waited

now 345am thurs still waiting!..

for the next daring settler

to open a cold one

and thereby regain air superiority

for it was foretold that

to feel superior, would mean

waiting on others to finish

or for forever be alone

in endless fields of wheat

and ate a large bowl

of a strange white substance

that started to wiggle

that looked like twinkly stars

in the sky above us

Cautiously, and with steely aplomb,

rained judgement down upon us

And the General will give

or at least upon you

the ability to go into

the game - NOT - Connection failed

The mayor looked at everything

and all settlers are infected!..

with zombie-itis. They decided to

enthusiastically embark on epic raids...

with lots of granite to....

sell in the trade office

for their meat hoarding obsession...

but, alas they cannot login

and turn to other activities.

such as rebuilding wheat fields