The Settlers Storybook

the more you eat the

leftovers from the Hallow's Feast

The more you want to

raid the friary of brew

but the friary is closed

so make your own brew

Back in the dark forest

beasts lurk in the shadows

waiting for a bite of

of my fat rear end

it's hairy and yellow and

there's moon over my hammy

with s**t on shingles. Covered

despite that the roof leaked

acid while everyone died horribly

Next morning I woke up

chained to a purple tree

channeling my inner houdini, I

whistled a chain gang tune

which was silly to do

although somewhat odd and strange

and began to wiggle out

for sugared bananas

which make you really sick

and give energy to continue

to vanquish all your enemies

before the long walk home

to a questionable fate he

set himself on fire and

ran home ranting and raving

quench himself in the lake

about his horses running off

because it was very important

to continue with the mission

so he waved his wand

and spoke the magic words:

abra ca dastra da bingo

But was not so pleasent

when his accent made the

words awry and fire belched