standing tall at attention waiting
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standing tall at attention waiting
with his arm cut off
game of thrones style
from the bloody battle he
left to get some nachos
had just run off from
had just fought against the
swam to the settlers Island
very nachos he was devouring
until the giant from fairytale
whilst commanding buildings be built
aka fat cinderella who had
just found some golden egss
because it was hot out
… The narrator turned the page …
and her ovaries gave out
from all the hunting she
had just done, wow was
the giant questioning his sanity!
that her husband asleep again
At that moment, a giant
Was building another mayor's house
a care in the world
to head to the castle
wandering over a nearby stream
using raspberry nails and titanium
he relieved himself in stream
to build a copper mine
and nailing snails to newts
he was distracted by women
Scared, the horses ran away
therefor, the giant skipped to
Lived to trot another day.
and found ghosts laughing at my stock of supplies
while witches cackled from high
with their shabby, scraggly brooms
and stirred their pots with
recruits to eat for food
They began to chant, softly