The Settlers Storybook

check the castle wall defenses

get a mug of brew

to get them some food

After a hard days work

worth ten times my shoe!..

So the Settlers went out

because they were all besotted

or maybe they were sotted

walking along at night untell

they ran into a pack

of deranged bandits with clubs

that were soaked in poison

to have some fun

lightening struck a transformer and a blackout occurred.

with the twinkling lights they

could only say five words

because they only knew five

Starting from one two three

then their mind went blank

and they began to cry

when they realized they couldn't

count as high as 5.

when a red flying settler

turned into a magic bean

and reset everyone's day counters

and randomly sprinkled gem pits

but then the rats came

overrunning the last packed wheatfield.

"Time to call Daft Punk",

or someone whos actually good

like anyone else besides them

finally they came and surprized

the living daylights out of

the witches and the giants

living in the land of

the Whispering Mountains. Seeing them

deranged and being ridiculed too!..

And the whole world cried

"Alas, for we are lost

without our witches and giants