and she was already prego...
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and she was already prego...
"Now how did THAT happen?"
Because the beer was really
double shots of strong whiskey
he was passed out for
the whole month of April
and first half of May!
His spring was already sprung,
A nine month bender, done.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, she screamed, it's coming!
and he passed out cold.
This was followed by a
loud wailing and slap on
her hiney. "Ride 'em cowboy",
Their child was born talking!
"Gimmie a brew!" He wailed.
They gave him bread instead
"Gimme a whiskey" he ordered!
and they almost did, but
cloud of big smoke blew!..
Once cleared,,,Stood a Man.
A man of age and
a lot of experience with
bread and brew. And so,
planning battles and rallying troops
he was ready for a
brew of his own so
he produce a magical brew
and shared until we all
could no longer walk straight
burped / had a long pee.
Then went on his way
ambling into the sunset's glow
He left behind a mighty
long maintenance, but then again,
there's more waiting for maintenance
until his buildings were buffed
and his fields were refilled
He heard a loud explosion
of a mine collapsing at his heels