The startled couple instantly awoke!
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The startled couple instantly awoke!
and realized narcolepcy sucks. Fully
flustered by the entire ruckus
they quickly fell asleep again.
when they woke. earth was
shaking all around, due to
inhabitant of the land!.. not
A cyclops this time but
a whole colony of rockinhorseflys.
They ran around the Mayor's
house while tears streamed down
and the floor got wet
with blood that replaced tears
because of the magic spell
A magic spell that caused
all coal to become gems
and turned gems to coal
and brought back the dragon
whose wagon was really dragon.
Dragon, who breathes cotton candy
and farts rainbows in puffs.
because he's a friendly dragon
or he pretends to be
Is it really you, Puff?
no its Thor protector of
Nordic Goodness and Fishy Freshness!
So Thor ran down the
path that led into the
horse stables. Mounting a steed,
Thor tore off into the
putrid, mucky, stinky, mosquito-ridden swamp
that housed the ancient, forbidden
thing which I won't name.
Yet, all knew of it
but it remains nameless, so...
They just know to run
whenever they smell it coming
- so they turned and ran...
into the brewery, when they
feel horribly hungry and thirsty