jigs while drums beat in
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jigs while drums beat in
time to a catfood commercial.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, ooo-ooo-ooo (singing)
Then all of a sudden
caught in a landslide, no
the mouse ran outside
or tried to anyway, but
Quick like a cat the
odor of the cats arrived
and the mouse retreated back
away from the overpowering stench
to his pet, the settler.
Secretly he hated that pet
and one day he would
give it to his girlfriend
to relax in hot tub
which was a beer barrel
that was very full of
red wine and pickle juice
sure to pickle anything that
came within a mile or
two. The pickled drunk girlfriend
was so drunk she looked
really good to me but
appeared more troll-like than trollop.
Feeln like a beauty queen
she was all soft and
she had all the moves
With the mood just right
she fell down passed out
and rolled down the hill
screaming like a wounded banshee
Awoken by her drunken tumble
She asked the stranger where
he had hidden her eggs
"They are inside of you,"
OMG she said then fainted
and the cat ate her.
Then the rhino ate the
plants that were present near